Chapter nine hundred and thirty sixth adverse reactions
"Stop fucking laughing!" Ye Zi shouted.
He tried to use a serious face to make the two of them take the matter seriously.
But his crooked face makes it impossible to tell whether he is happy or sad. The only thing that can be seen is that he is funny.
Although the two tried to hold it back, they still couldn't stop laughing.
"You two beasts, come up with a solution for me." Ye Zigao said helplessly.
Although he couldn't see what he looked like, he also knew that he definitely didn't look good now.
"Is there anything we can do to help you get it back?" Bai Gaoxing said.
"This is a way." Ye Zigao nodded and asked them to come up and try it.
"Hey, by the way, this kid Fu Nan isn't even awake yet?" Hu Muyuan said after walking up and seeing Fu Nan on the other bed.
Ye Zigao and Bai were startled with joy.
"Is this kid going to die?" Ye Zigao said.
As soon as they finished speaking, the three of them came to Fu Nan's bedside.
The reason why Ye Zigao came so quickly is because he fell and rolled there before anyone else.
"Be careful, don't make it worse." Bai Gaoxing pulled him up, "Otherwise, we have to rely on the shopkeeper."
Ye Zigao knew that what Fu Nan meant was to kill and then resurrect.
"I don't think so, what if it falls and falls back?" Hu Muyuan said.
They are not very anxious. If they really die, the shopkeeper will be resurrected.
"Hey, man, wake up," Bai Gaoxing pushed Fu Nan.
Fu Nan turned over and said in a daze: "What are you doing? It's still early. Can't you let me have a good sleep?"
"Hey", the three of them breathed a sigh of relief, they were still alive.
"It's getting late, something happened to the coconut cake." Hu Mu called him from afar.
When Ye Zigao heard this, he was unhappy, "You said this as if something will happen to me sooner or later."
Hu Muyuan had not spoken yet. When she saw Fu Nan, she turned over and opened her eyes to look aimlessly. "It's still dark. It's not too late, sir."
He closed his eyes and wanted to continue sleeping.
The two looked at each other and felt something was wrong. Originally, the three of them were looking at each other, but Ye Zi's eyes were really unbearable to look into.
Bai Gaoxing hurriedly pushed Fu Nan, "Why is it dark? It's already dawn. Open your eyes and take a look."
Still confused from the wealth crisis, Hu's mother took a step forward and lifted the quilt directly, revealing an elephant's trunk naked in front of her.
"Damn it, I can't bear to look directly at the eyes that are higher than Ye Zi." Hu Muyuan covered him again.
"It's dawn, who are you kidding?" Fu Nan pushed away the quilt covering his face, opened his eyes and looked around, "it's obviously pitch black."
Now several people confirmed it.
"It's over. Rich people are blind." Hu Muyuan said.
There was almost no need to think at this time, "It must be that medicine! The old monk's traditional Chinese medicine!" Ye Zi shouted.
"Damn it, I'll kill him!" Ye Zigao walked out, leaving Bai Gao Gao and Hu's mother far away talking about Fu Nan's condition, who looked confused.
"Who are you killing?" Yu Sheng yawned and pushed the door open, bumping into Ye Zigao's face.
Gouzi followed Yu Sheng and also came in.
The air was quiet for a moment, and after a while, "Haha, haha", Yu Sheng couldn't help but burst into laughter, so much that he bent over.
Gouzi looked at Ye Gao as if he had seen a ghost.
Qiongqi also helped Gouzi translate his thoughts, "Hey, this man is really ugly! That's what Gouzi said."
"Your uncle!" Ye Zigao blurted out.
"Xiao Xing, go and catch that old monk." Yu Sheng had laughed enough and told Bai Xing Xing to close the door after he went out.
At this moment, Fu Nan finally realized that he was blind and was about to get up and kill the old monk.
"You two should put on your clothes first. It won't be too late before you kill someone." Yu Sheng glanced at Ye Zigao's crotch, and his pants were about to burst.
He shook his head helplessly, "You deserve it. If you don't listen to my advice, something big will happen now, right?"
"Yes, you have a long memory, right?" Mother Hu scolded her from a distance, "Even if nothing goes wrong, you two will only be able to marry a donkey in the future."
"Stand aside." Yu Sheng drove Hu Mu away and sat on the stool by himself.
He had the nerve to scold others, and he didn't know who bought medicine with him yesterday.
The two men stood together, and the remaining Fu Nan struggled to put on his pants in the darkness.
Of course it was not easy, especially when the crotch became very difficult to deal with, but no one cared about him and everyone turned their heads.
Even if there are leaves of the same thing, I can’t bear to look directly at them.
This thing is so ugly.
"This problem only occurred after taking this medicine, so tell me, if I cut this thing off, it will return to normal."
Yu Sheng asked curiously on a whim.
"No, please don't!" Ye Zigao waved his hands hurriedly, "Shopkeeper, you can't be killed without humiliation, you'd better kill me."
"Stop insulting the word 'shi'." Yu Sheng said.
He stood up and stood next to Ye Zigao with Hu Muyuan, trying to twist his mouth and nose.
But everything is in vain, just like pressing down on the gourd makes the ladle float, and in the end it just changes direction.
"Forget it, let's wait for the old monk to come." Yu Sheng gave up.
He sat down and continued to scold: "If I had known that it was so easy to defraud your money, I should have caught a bug and kept it alive. I would have taken a bite and paid for it. The effect of the medicine is much better than this."
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When the disheveled old monk was picked up by Bai Gaoxing, Fu Nan stood with Ye Zigao in his trousers.
They were originally listening to Yu Sheng's scolding, but when they heard the old monk coming, they rushed towards him with their teeth and claws open.
The old monk shrank his neck and hid behind Bai Gaoxing.
He was overly worried, as a blind man with eyes that could only see in the middle couldn't walk safely at all.
Especially when there was something blocking his thigh, Fu Nan fell down and directly tripped Ye Gao.
Yu Sheng and Hu Muyuan helped them up and asked the old monk: "One is ugly and the other is blind. Tell me, what's going on?"
"Hey, this, I pulled me over in a hurry, thinking something happened." The old monk breathed a sigh of relief.
He walked out from behind Bai Gaoxing and said matter-of-factly: "This is an adverse reaction of the Chinese medicine in the room."
"Your uncle! Why didn't you say anything yesterday?" The two of them rushed towards the old monk again.
This time, the old monk couldn't escape. Ye Zigao jumped up and pulled up his pants, "I caught him!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the old monk, who was already disheveled, revealed a pair of big white legs.
"I caught it too," said the blind Fu Nan. Ye Gao just realized that something was wrong, and Fu Nan pulled at him in relief.
"Your uncle!" Guai Zai and Hei Niu, who were waiting outside the room, heard Yu Sheng and the three people inside shout in unison.
"Really, I wish I was blind now." This is what Hu Muyuan said.
"Stand still for the hell!" Yu Sheng said angrily.
Then, there was a burst of sound in the room.
The old monk spoke, "Conscience of heaven and earth, I really said I had an adverse reaction, but they didn't listen."
Ye and Fu both felt guilty. It seemed that after inspecting the goods, they were only focused on buying medicine and getting excited, and they really didn't listen to what the old monk said.
"Then, why are you fine?" Ye Zigao asked, "You must have sold us fake medicines!"
After hearing what he said, the old monk was unhappy, as if he had suffered a great insult.
"What are you talking about? Who is selling fake medicine? Don't slander me!"
The old monk shouted, "I also had adverse reactions, but I cured them myself!"
"Where are your adverse reactions..." Fu Nan couldn't finish his words, and was interrupted by Ye Zigao mid-sentence.
"Are you cured?!" Ye Zigao stared at him and said with his mouth tilted to one side.
The old monk nodded and took out two pills from the gourd that was always there. "These two pills are enough to cure your blindness and crooked eyes and mouth. There is just one thing wrong with it."
"What?" Yu Shengdai asked them.
"Adverse effects are unknown."
"It's not clear yet!" Ye Zigao couldn't help but wanted to pounce on the old monk.
"It's not my fault. The adverse reactions of many herbal medicines are still unclear." The old monk hurriedly hid behind Bai Gaoxing.
"Wait a minute," Yu Sheng stopped Ye Gao and said thoughtfully, "What diseases did you say you were curing yesterday?"
The room was quiet for a while, and I thought about it for the rest of my life and read it out: "Eye problems, hemorrhoids, crooked mouth and nose, drooling..."
"Fuck him, beat him! I'll pay for it!" Ye Zi shouted.
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Sheng kicked him forward, "It's always money."