Chapter nine hundred and forty seventh son of kidney deficiency
"Uncle Jiu!" Yu Sheng shouted.
"Hoo~ho!" Uncle Jiu, who was sleeping, suddenly woke up and sat up suddenly, "The pig is being killed, the pig is being killed!"
The eyed ghost who was already prepared actually took a sip during the encounter.
Then, the whole ghost got bad, and his face that was pale now turned green.
"Ugh," the ghost retched and said, "Pig-killers really can't inhale, the evil spirit is too strong."
The other ghosts still have lingering fears.
At this moment, Zhu Zhujiu and Aunt Jiu woke up. They hurriedly dressed, "Xiao Yu'er, what's the matter?"
Just as he was talking, there was a knock on the door outside, and Li Zheng led the villagers over.
"Help you catch ghosts. Didn't the Taoist priest tell you that you were going to die? He was afraid that you wouldn't be able to survive until you died, so he personally sent ghosts to do it." Yu Sheng said.
Zhu Zhujiu got out of bed and went out. He was a little confused and said: "So kind?"
Before he finished speaking, Aunt Ninth patted his head from behind and said, "Good intentions, you big-headed devil!"
The five ghosts inside were startled and looked outside cautiously.
"Can this person see us?" The ghost with eyes, who had just vomited, stared straight at Yu Sheng.
"Can't you see?" One of the other four ghosts said, "We are ghosts. What he can't see is just like we can't see anything."
As soon as he finished speaking, the ghosts behind him all patted his head, "Don't talk nonsense!"
"I didn't say it, I said I couldn't see it." The ghost said aggrievedly.
"If you can't see, you are blind!" said the three ghosts and patted his head again, making a "pop" sound.
The ghost covered his head and suddenly said: "That's not right, you three are also claiming to be blind and unable to see."
As soon as he finished speaking, the three ghosts patted his head again.
Yu Sheng wanted to laugh when he saw it, but he held it back. He deliberately pretended to turn a blind eye and watched Zhu Zhujiu open the door.
"That's not right." If the ghost with eyes noticed something, "If he can't see..."
Four invisible monsters hit him on the head together, especially the ghost who was beaten the hardest.
The eyed ghost glared at them, but still put the overall situation first and continued: "How did he know that there was a ghost coming to kill people?"
"Yes." The four invisible ghosts nodded together.
"Could there be a traitor among us?" said a ghost.
After the words fell, the ghosts all fell silent. Yu Sheng thought that they should understand that if a person cannot see ghosts, he cannot be considered a traitor.
Unexpectedly, the five ghosts all shook their heads, "It's not me."
"But there has to be a ghost, right? Otherwise it wouldn't be clear." said the ghost who was beaten just now.
While they were arguing, they suddenly saw the decapitated ghost who had come with them walking over. He was moving forward with his head backward, which was incredible.
"Now I know who the traitor is," said the Eyed Ghost.
"Who are you?" said the four eyeless ghosts.
"It's the beheaded ghost!" said the ghost with eyes.
Just then the beheaded ghost shouted to Yu Sheng: "Hey, brother, hurry up, help me turn around, otherwise this beast will have his own way."
For the rest of my life, keeping my head turned upside down means I can't see ghosts.
As soon as Zhu Zhujiu opened the door, the villagers swarmed in and looked at him and Aunt Jiu up and down. They were relieved when they saw that they were fine.
"Xiao Yu'er, what did you find?" Li Zheng came over and asked.
"It's nothing, I just feel there is some yin energy and there are ghosts. We have to ask the ghost hunter to come over and take a look." Yu Sheng said.
"Ghost-catching master!" The five ghosts immediately panicked, and immediately put their hands on their shoulders, led by the ghost with eyes, and came out of the house in one word.
They walked along the corner and were about to leave when Yu Sheng jumped in front of them and shouted at them: "Ha, there is a ghost!"
"Ah", caught off guard, the five ghosts also shouted.
Especially the beaten ghost overreacted. He jumped to his feet and shouted: "Where is it? Where is the ghost? I am most afraid of ghosts."
"You can't see!" Yu Sheng rolled his eyes.
The four eyeless ghosts raised their hands subconsciously, "Huh?" Yu Sheng looked at them, "I am the commander of the Ghost Suppression Department!"
The ghost who was beaten immediately hit him on the forehead. When the other three ghosts saw this, they were not polite and hit him on the head one after another.
"Everyone is standing still!" Yu Sheng shouted.
"In my territory, Yangzhou Town Ghost Division, in broad daylight, if you dare to commit murder and hurt others, you don't take me seriously."
"Then, what, now, it's night now." The Eyed Ghost reminded Yu Sheng in a low voice.
He can still see it.
"Huh?" Yu Sheng glared at him.
"Yes, yes, it's broad daylight now, that's the sun." The ghost pointed at the two crescent moons and said seriously.
Yu Sheng nodded with satisfaction, scolded them again, and asked the demon to tie them up.
As for the decapitated ghost, he was still struggling with his body.
In the end, for the sake of Zhu Zhujiu, Yu Sheng pulled him out of the yard and let him wander on the street.
By this time, it was already getting late, and people were no longer interested in chatting, so they went home to rest.
The next day, it was dawn.
Before the rooster could crow, "Ah!" came another scream from the inn.
Hu's mother, who was just getting up, heard that it was Fu Nian's house from a distance, so she hurriedly picked up her clothes and hurried over.
As soon as she opened the door, before she could look at it, a stench hit her face. Hu Muyuan swayed, tried to stand firm, and then fell down.
Fortunately, Bai Gaoxing was also there, reaching behind to support him, and then he also fainted.
"What the hell does this smell like?" Bai Gaoxing covered his mouth and nose and quickly opened the window next to him.
No one answered him. Ye Zigao just lay on the bed with a pale face, as if he had overworked his kidneys. He stretched out his hand and whispered: "Help, help."
However, the crooked nose and mouth disappeared.
Fu Nan can also be seen now, but his posture is a bit inexplicable, and he is desperately covering his butt.
"What's wrong with you?" Bai Gaoxing asked, covering his mouth.
Fu Nan's face turned red from suppressing his emotions. He was about to speak when he couldn't help it anymore. "Puff, puff, puff", like boiling water bubbling, releasing some kind of poisonous gas.
If Fu Nan hadn't held it back again, the sound effect would have continued.
"Old monk, your uncle!" Fu Nan said angrily, and then made a few "puff" sounds.
Just when Yu Sheng came down, seeing this, he quickly closed the door to their room.
"Damn it, what's happened recently? There's another young master." Yu Sheng said.
Just as he was about to escort the old monk over, the old beggar shouted from outside again, "I am your uncle, old monk!"
Yu Sheng poked his head out and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
"I, I..." The old beggar raised his head and looked in the direction where Yu Sheng was speaking, "I can't see anything!"
The old monk's door opened and a disheveled man ran out. Without waiting for Yu Sheng's prompting, he said: "I have medicine, it can cure it, it can cure it."
He responded to the old beggar again: "It's the same. Although you can't see during the day, you can see at night!"
"From now on, I can sleep during the day and go out for a walk at night. How great." He murmured.
"You old monk, can you do it?" Yu Sheng said, his inn was about to go into chaos.
"Shopkeeper, believe me, it will definitely work." The old monk made a solemn promise to Yu Sheng and then entered Ye Zigao's door.
Then he ran out in the blink of an eye and said, "Let me slow down for a moment." He took a deep breath, then opened the door and walked in.
After a while, when Hei Niu and the others were gathered together, the old monk pushed open the door and walked out.
"Okay, Brother Fu has a gastrointestinal disorder, and Brother Ye has kidney failure." He said nonchalantly.
"Your uncle!" Ye Zigao and Fu Nan scolded each other inside.
The old beggar shouted outside: "Old monk, I am your uncle."
"Kidney deficiency?" Yu Sheng and others were surprised, especially the black girl who was the loudest, "You haven't done anything yet, and you are suffering from kidney failure?!"
Yu Sheng looked at her, "What else do you want to do?"
The black girl rolled her eyes.
"Why don't we stop the treatment? I've already thought of a new name for Ye Gao, and I'll call him Mr. Kidney Deficiency." Yu Sheng said.