"Gouzi said he was not allowed to come to help with the meal, otherwise he would have no money to raise his son."
"Ahem," Yu Sheng choked. He didn't expect that Gouzi would remember this casually.
"Your uncle, when I asked you to guard the door before, you couldn't learn how to do it. Now when it comes to money, you are more energetic than anything else." Yu Sheng muttered and walked over, "I don't know who you learned this from."
Everyone looked askance at the rest of their lives.
I ignored them for the rest of my life and pushed the dog away, "The little rice bucket is useful to me, don't make trouble."
The dog then retreated, but its eyes fell on Zhou Jiufeng again, making Zhou Jiufeng feel something was wrong.
Yu Sheng went to the kitchen, fried a tomato and an egg, and threw it into the small rice pail. After the daily tasks were completed, everyone could eat together.
The demon sat at the end, and the rich and troubled sat opposite.
The decapitated ghost appeared out of nowhere. After seeing the ghost, he held his head and walked towards the ghost with small steps.
He sat down and looked at the Demon with deep affection. After the Demon looked at him helplessly, the Decapitated Ghost said: "You should pay me the rent."
Gui Gui was startled, and so was Gui Gui's rest of his life. He didn't know where these words came from.
"Because as soon as I saw you, you lived in my heart." said the decapitated ghost.
"Poof", the evil spirit spurted out a mouthful of rice, hitting the opposite Fu Nan in the face.
"You!" Fu Nan looked at her angrily, and as soon as he spoke, there was a "poof".
"Ouch", everyone immediately stood up, and the others tried their best to save the dishes around them, and then quickly left the long table.
"What are you doing! You're not letting people eat anymore!" Ye Zigao scolded Fu Nan.
"No, it's not my fault..." Fu Nan said, and made a few more "puff" sounds, and then looked at the ghost who also left aggrievedly.
I know for the rest of my life that it’s really not the fault of being rich.
He walked up to the decapitated ghost who was still pestering the demon and pulled his head off directly.
"Hey, Shopkeeper Yu, what are you doing?" the beheaded ghost asked in surprise.
Seeing him taking his head outside the door, the decapitated ghost said: "Shopkeeper Yu, you can't cross the river to destroy the ghost."
"Don't worry, I won't go back on what I promised you, but you are too noisy."
After Yu Sheng said this, he threw his head next to the old beggar and went in again.
But the smell is still not good enough, and everyone is far from rich.
Fu Nan could only shout at the old monk who was washing clothes in the backyard: "Your uncle!"
Here, Ye Zigao diligently brought the dish in front of Hei Niu, "Girl, come here, this is your favorite food. At this critical moment, I brought it over for you."
The black girl didn't refuse at all and said: "When will you repay the money you borrowed from me? I tell you, there will be interest."
"What?" Ye Zigao trembled.
The black girl smiled evilly and said, "If you still can't pay by then, just sell your kidney."
Yu Sheng looked at Hei Niu in surprise. Hei Niu, who regards wealth as her life, turned out to be waiting for Ye Zigao here.
"When the time comes, your illness will be cured, but your kidneys will not be cured either." The black girl said proudly: "Young Master with kidney deficiency?"
"You, you..." Ye Zigao pointed at the black girl.
"Don't eat this dish!" He turned around and took the dish away, leaving only a pair of chopsticks that the black girl was about to pick up.
"Ye Gao!" Hei Niu said angrily, "Just wait, your two kidneys will be mine sooner or later."
When the wind blows, her long hair suddenly rises, and I see the shadow of Mei Chaofeng in her body.
"Good boy," Yu Sheng said, "your resentment is so great that you are almost becoming a resentful woman. Are all lovelorn women like this?"
He turned back and asked the city lord.
Aunt Qing was drinking tea. When she saw Yu Sheng looking at him, she put down the tea cup with a guilty conscience, and moved the tea cup away from Yu Sheng calmly, "How do I know? I haven't lost my love."
"I'm going to lose my love." Aunt Qing looked at the rest of her life, "What you lost is definitely not your kidney."
Yu Sheng trembled and quickly changed the topic back to Hei Niu, "By the way, what do you want his two kidneys for?"
"Roast kidneys," said the black girl.
This is a tasteful answer.
The weather was hot, and after such a combination of wealth and difficulty, everyone lost their appetite and ate hastily.
Aunt Qing wanted to continue her horse racing business, but Yu Sheng stopped her and asked her to go to the attic to rest.
Downstairs, only Yu Sheng and others were left to entertain guests.
The Taoist priest and the old monk exchanged opinions, ordered several dishes respectively, and sat near the door to enjoy them.
A mouthful of pork head and a mouthful of wine.
The old monk, who was enjoying the taste, sighed: "Shopkeeper Yu's craftsmanship is really good. I don't want to leave."
The Taoist priest tasted it and was very surprised, but a little regretful, "This pig head is so braised and delicious. The only shortcoming is the pork. It would be better if it was dog meat."
The dog lying on the ground trembled and turned to look at the Taoist priest.
"Dog meat?" The old monk looked at the Taoist priest curiously, "Is it more delicious than this meat?"
The Taoist priest shook his head, "Isn't that delicious? It's very, very special. That taste..."
As the Taoist priest spoke, his saliva was almost drooling. He bit into a piece of pig head meat, as if he thought it was dog meat, and chewed it with relish. After a moment of silence, he finally found the adjective, "Like dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground should be replaced by
Dog meat!”
"How do you talk?" Yu Sheng said, and the dog bared its teeth at him.
The Taoist priest hurriedly handed over his hands, but still whispered: "If you have a chance, I'll let you try it. It tastes really good."
Yu Sheng is practicing calligraphy at the moment. He has been writing non-stop these days and has become more and more proficient. Sometimes, when others see the word "sword" written by Yu Sheng, a sword spirit rushes towards them, making them unable to breathe.
Get angry.
After a while, the Taoist priests finished eating and left. Ye Zigao came down from upstairs.
Seeing no one around him, he approached Yu Sheng and said, "Shopkeeper Yu, how about we do business?"
"You want to do business for me?" Yu Sheng looked up at him, "Do you want to sell your kidney in advance?"
"Can you please stop worrying about my kidney!" Ye Zigao said angrily, "I'm talking about doing business together."
"You also know that if I don't think about ways to make money, my kidneys will be gone," he said.
"Don't worry, the black girl won't bear to touch your kidney." Yu Sheng said.
"That's not possible, that crazy dragon." Ye Zigao said, "She wants me to die now."
Yu Sheng had no choice but to say, "You two are separated and reunited to act in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. If you ask me to give her another beating, everything will be solved."
Ye Zigao didn't know what the Three Kingdoms were and didn't bother to ask.
"That won't work. You have seen how much I accommodated her in order to reconcile with her, but now she has gone too far." Seeing that Yu Sheng was not very interested, Ye Zigao said, "Don't you want to save some private money? This time
If we work together, the city lord will never find out."
This aroused Yu Sheng's interest, and he put down his pen and said, "It's okay to do business, but do you have the capital?"
Ye Zigao was startled, he really didn't have it now.
"Look, how about I give you my kidney?" Ye Zigao said cautiously.
"Okay, you should think about your kidney first." Yu Sheng was moved by his kidney and asked: "What kind of business do you want to do?"
Ye Zigao pointed to the kitchen, "The door is right there. You can do anything."
Hu Muyuan also came down from the wooden ladder at this moment. Seeing Yu Sheng and the others discussing in low voices, she hurriedly came closer.
But Ye Zigao shut up very alertly.
"What are you discussing to harm the director? Be careful of thunder and lightning." Hu Muyuan said.
As soon as he finished speaking, "Boom", there was really a huge thunder outside, which made Ye Zi tremble in fright. Is it so effective?
Hu Muyuan was also stunned. Could it be that he had the potential of a crow's mouth?
Yu Sheng didn't realize that this was the case, "Did someone call me a mother?"
They went out together, and when they were surprised, there was another "boom", and they heard the noise, but it was coming from the head of Baozi who was running on the street.
The little grandson was also standing next to Baozi. He raised his hand and thunder rose into the sky, ringing in the sky above his head for a long time.
The grandson and the others laughed endlessly at the little grandson who made such a big noise.
Li Zheng, who had set up a lounge chair to sleep under the shade of the tree at the door, woke up instantly, "Hurry, it's thundering, it's raining, hurry up..."
Li Zheng was stunned. It was a cloudless day. Where did the thunder come from?
He turned around and asked Yu Sheng, "Xiao Yu'er, did your Thunder Dragon and Thunder Che come out to cause trouble?"
Yu Sheng felt wronged, "It's really not the case, it was Baozi and the others who made the noise."