"Then she became furious, lifted up the coffin, and shouted, 'Who dares to attack my husband in the house!' She jumped out and fought with the monster. In the end, the monster was no match for him and fell into despair.
escape."
Since then, this coffin has become the hope of the whole village.
The villagers strongly advised him not to bury his mother-in-law, as this would keep the whole village safe when the monster comes again.
"But, I always wanted her to be buried in peace." She Dahan said.
"Nonsense!" The woman in the coffin suddenly stood up again. If Yu Sheng hadn't stopped her, the man named Yang would have fallen under the table.
"I'm in trouble, you just want to bury me and then marry someone else!" the woman shouted loudly.
If it weren't for the fact that her voice came from her belly when she spoke, it would be just like ordinary people.
"Nonsense, you obviously want to kill me and take me away with you," She Dahan said.
"You and I love each other so much that we agreed to die on the same day, same year, same month, and you've been delaying it for a long time!" the woman said angrily.
"That's just to express my feelings for you. Why, you are really ready to let me die." She Dahan said.
"If I wanted you to die, I would have strangled you to death!" With these harsh words, the woman lay down in the coffin and pretended to be dead.
"You saw it too," Dahan She drank a glass of wine and sighed.
"I saw it." Yu Sheng nodded, helped the man named Yang steady, and said to him: "Don't worry, I will let the dog sleep with you today."
The man surnamed Yang was stunned and looked at Gouzi's dog face. He thought that the talented female ghost had almost been frightened to death by this dog face, and immediately felt more at ease.
"Thank you, thank you little brother." The man surnamed Yang held Yu Sheng's hand with tears in his eyes.
Dahan She then continued: "Later, when the mummies crossed the border, she couldn't stop her alone. Except for me who escaped by crawling into her coffin, all the other villagers in our village became mummies."
Now that the mummies were slowly disappearing, it was boring for him to stay in the Southern Wasteland, so he came to the Eastern Wasteland carrying the coffin.
"When we arrived at Gusu City, we couldn't stay any longer, so we came to Yangzhou City and happened to meet them two on the road," She Dahan said.
Zhu Xiaomei nodded repeatedly, "Yeah, those women in Gusu City are so bad that we can't stay any longer, so that's why we came to Yangzhou."
The road from Suzhou to Yangzhou is not safe.
The three of them walked together. At first, the man surnamed Yang didn't care that he was carrying a coffin, and even helped him push the cart. But when he encountered a monster, the coffin lid suddenly rose, and the woman in the coffin tore the monster alive.
After that, the man named Yang was frightened.
"It's too violent." The man surnamed Yang held Yu Sheng's hand with lingering fear.
"Transformed into a human-like yellow skin, a graceful and graceful lady, so charming, and then 'teared'..." The man surnamed Yang couldn't go on, "It's too cruel."
Huang Pizi? Yu Sheng's thoughts were slightly disturbed. The weasel appeared again. Brother Huang, who couldn't be Gouzi, appeared again.
The dog was motionless and had no idea what they were talking about.
"How cruel is that? If Brother She hadn't taken action, we would have been taken away by Wong Tai Sin. It doesn't matter if they take me away. I will be a wife of a villager at worst, and you won't be. You can only serve as a side dish." Zhu Xiaomei said to Yang.
the man said.
She turned back to look at Dahan She with admiration, "Brother She is really brave, resourceful and courageous!"
Naked love is clearly visible in the eyes.
"He is my husband!" The woman was furious, stood up suddenly, and glared at Zhu Xiaomei.
"You're dead." Zhu Xiaomei was not afraid at all.
Yu Sheng and the man named Yang marveled that love really makes people fearless.
"I am the wife he is marrying."
"you are dead."
"Can you please stop mentioning that I'm dead!" the woman said angrily.
For the rest of my life, I can only be thankful that the coffin board has disappeared somewhere, otherwise the inn would have to be demolished.
"Okay," Zhu Xiaomei nodded, "You're not alive!"
"You, I..." the woman said angrily, "I will strangle you to death!"
"Stop, stop", Dahan She hurriedly stopped them both.
"What are you making a fuss about?" he said to the woman. "I wouldn't have told you earlier that I would not marry her. You'd better be buried as soon as possible."
"That won't work, I have to watch you. Even if you renew your string, it will only happen after I nod." The woman said.
The woman turned her head and looked at Zhu Xiaomei: "As for her, no, absolutely not, unless I... nothing else!"
Zhu Xiaomei was still not convinced, "Why can't I!"
The woman lay directly in the coffin, "It's not easy to give birth."
"You..." Zhu Xiaomei gritted her teeth angrily and picked up a chopstick of food.
"Hey," her eyes lit up, "Xiao Er, your cooking skills are pretty good. I've never tasted such delicious food."
The frightened man named Yang took a bite and calmed down, "Yes, it's quite delicious."
He looked at Yu Sheng sincerely: "It also has a calming effect, making people's appetites feel at ease, and their hearts also feel at ease."
Dahan She had just been busy arguing with his mother-in-law and drinking, and he hadn't tasted the food yet.
At this time, he took a bite with his chopsticks and praised it profusely, "Well, it's delicious. It's much better than the rice cooked by my mother-in-law!"
The woman on the coffin board suddenly appeared again, "Nonsense, can there be anything more delicious than what I cook? Let me try it!"
Dahan She then put a spicy and spiced rabbit head over to the woman. The woman took a deep breath and said, "Hmm," with a look of enjoyment on her face.
However, when the aroma of the rabbit meat disappeared, she glanced at She Dahan and said, "What kind of taste? It's obviously about half of my dish."
After that, he lay down in the coffin again.
Yu Sheng looked at the coffin and thought that this was indeed a fake corpse that could not be held down by the coffin boards. It was just a joke.
After several people had dinner, when it came to the room issue, one person and one ghost once again had a conflict.
"There are only two rooms left. Brother Yang is afraid of you. What can I do? I can only wrong myself." Zhu Xiaomei said.
The woman sat in the coffin and looked at him with disdain, "I am a ghost. What are you talking about? I don't know what you are thinking. Are you aggrieved? You are planning something evil!"
She waved to Dahan She: "Come here, let's sleep in the coffin together."
"That's okay." She Dahan said immediately, he didn't want to live with Zhu Xiaomei either.
"No, no," Zhu Xiaomei said, "Brother She, if you have a body like yours, you will die of suffocation if you live in a coffin. You'd better live with me!"
"Monster!" The woman glared at her, "I suspect you are a vixen!"
"Hey?" A voice responded from the wooden ladder.
Several people turned around, and Yu Sheng saw Xiaobai wearing a white coat, with his eyes closed, dazedly, steadily descending the wooden ladder.
"Xiaobai, why are you down here?" Yu Sheng took a step forward.
"Huh?" Xiao Bai still said the same thing, with his eyes closed, he walked around Yu Sheng accurately, and then came to the table.
On the long table, several guests left a white cloud pig hand untouched.
She accurately picked it up, put it in her mouth, and took a bite, "Oh, Ouji," with an expression of enjoyment on her face.
Then Xiaobai walked around the coffin, around Yu Sheng, and sleepwalked upstairs again, eating as he walked.
"This, this is..." Several people were stunned.
"I can't help it, the rice is too delicious." Yu Sheng sighed helplessly.
Everyone was stunned.
"By the way", the man surnamed Yang suddenly suggested: "Little sister Zhu can share a room with me. In this way, everything will be solved?"
"That's right." Dahan She slapped his head.
Zhu Xiaomei also slapped her head. How could she forget that there was such a possibility? It was too late.