Nine hundred and seventieth nine chapters to convince people
Yu Sheng's rhetoric never resonated with Aunt Qing.
She rolled her eyes and said, "Okay, you can catch a fish and let's try it."
Yu Sheng immediately stopped talking. Although he had been thinking about fish for a long time, it was hard for him to break this ancestral precept since Lao Yu was still there.
"That's not right, my mother is no longer the King of the East Wilderness. Yu has already stood on the side of Zhuyin." Yu Sheng thought thoughtfully.
Doesn't this mean that he can go on a killing spree for the rest of his life?
Aunt Qing also loved to eat fish. Seeing that she had something to eat, she had to follow the family motto of Lao Yu's family. She felt it was a pity. After hearing what Yu Sheng said, she said: "Don't say it, it's true. Although
Your father established such a family rule because when he met your mother, your mother was a fish."
"If you say that, we still can't eat fish." Yu Sheng said distressedly.
Aunt Qing gave herself a slap on the forehead and said, why did you say the last sentence? Yes, you can't eat the fish again.
Since she became pregnant, her brain has been exhausted.
Thinking of Yu Sheng's cooking skills and the deliciousness of fish dishes, Aunt Qing couldn't help but drool.
"Don't eat fish?" Gongsun Buchui didn't know that there would be such a rule for the rest of his life. "If you sit all over the world and don't eat fish, wouldn't you starve to death?"
These words reminded me for the rest of my life.
He remembered that Xianyu had said that when Lao Yu and King Donghuang got together in Fairy Mountain, they drank wine, chatted, grilled fish, and fell in love.
"Lao Yu also eats fish!" Yu Sheng looked at Aunt Qing, now completely confused, "Why on earth did Lao Yu set this family rule?"
Aunt Qing was also puzzled. Now that she thought about it carefully, her sister's words like "Don't kill fish for the rest of your life, so as not to make the fish in the water unhappy. It will be difficult to command the fish in the world, and you will not be able to convince people with virtue."
Ridiculous reason.
When does she convince others with her virtue? Oh, yes, when she can't defeat others, such as selling fish to pay off debts.
Here’s the origin of the problem: You can sell fish to pay off debts, but why are you worried that your son will have trouble convincing the public?
Aunt Qing reckons that as long as she is not as cruel as her mother for the rest of her life, the fish in the water will be happy.
Yu Sheng was confused now. Standing on the stone bridge, he immediately took out the mirror and dropped a drop of blood, "My mother is the most beautiful woman in the world!"
The mirror made a circle of ripples, and the words of King Donghuang came from the mirror.
"This flattery is so good, Bahuang, haha, what does the Five Dahuangs mean!" It could be heard that Yu Sheng's mother was in a very good mood at the moment.
"Son, what are you doing to me? Is your wife giving birth? It doesn't matter if you lay an egg, but don't imitate your father, who has to crack the egg open early..."
"What!" Yu Sheng immediately interrupted her, "I was born with an egg?"
"What, the weather is really nice today, it's sunny and windy." Yu Sheng's mother accidentally let it slip and changed the topic in a hurry.
"If your weather is bad, there will be no good place in the world." Yu Sheng consciously stopped pursuing the matter of Dan, otherwise he would not be able to look directly at the word "get out" in the future.
"How are you doing there?" he asked politely.
"It's okay, let's do it. I'm just a little hungry and want to eat grilled fish." Yu Sheng's mother regretted it, "If I had known better, I wouldn't have left the mirror to your grandson. It would have made me want to eat fish. I have nothing to eat."
The fire can't grill the fish."
"Who is your grandson? You are the grandson." Yu Sheng was unhappy when she saw that she had demoted him without permission.
"Ah, your wings are stiff, don't you dare to take advantage of me? Why, do you still want to be my father?!" Yu Sheng's mother is still very angry. It seems that she has not been tortured by the ten suns for such a long time.
unbearable.
"You demoted me first."
"It's only natural for me to scold my son!"
"Be careful I call your son a son of a bitch too!" Yu Sheng used his trump card.
Yu Sheng's mother was silent for a moment, "You are so damn cruel. You are worthy of being my son. You start fights and scold people, you disown your relatives, and you destroy your relatives for the sake of justice!"
"It's just so so, I only inherited a little bit from you." Yu Sheng said.
"Modest! Well, that's up to me!" Yu Sheng's mother said.
Gongsun Buchui was standing by and saw them complimenting each other and couldn't help but want to laugh.
Aunt Qing pushed Yu Sheng away and grabbed the mirror, "You two have had enough, now is the time to flatter you?"
Even if you are flattering, please praise something good. You two are so thick-skinned, it would be a shame if it could be associated with the word modesty.
"Sister, don't be like him, learn everything from his stinky father." For the rest of his life, his mother turned against him faster than turning over a book.
Aunt Qing sighed helplessly, "We are looking for you to ask why you can't eat fish for the rest of your life."
"Yes, why not? Let me tell you, the most delicious thing is deep-sea fish..." Yu Sheng's mother said, swallowing involuntarily, and suddenly said: "No, my grandson can't eat fish!"
"Why?"
"He is the successor to the future King of the Four Seas..." Yu Sheng's mother used her trick again.
Aunt Qing interrupted her, "Don't talk about convincing people with virtue. Can you have this word in your family tree? It's almost enough if you have the phrase 'you can use your hands but never your words'."
"You said this," Yu Sheng's mother was not embarrassed at all after being exposed, "as if you are not our family. Our family also needs reputation, don't say it so bluntly. Force is sometimes part of the truth.
, we have always convinced people with reason.”
"Why can't you eat fish?!" Aunt Qing was too lazy to talk to her anymore.
"Hey, your relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not right. As sisters, I have to talk to you carefully. You have to say yes to whatever your mother-in-law says. It would be better if you can compliment her in a casual way." Yu Sheng's mother taught her a lesson.
Aunt Qing.
"If you keep talking nonsense, sisters will stop."
Aunt Qing saw that Gongsun Buchu was almost going into convulsions because he was holding back his laughter, so she gave Yu Sheng's mother an ultimatum.
"Yes, yes" Yu Sheng's mother changed her tone, "You two, I'm still hungry, you eat fish, what kind of fish do you eat?! You are not filial at all, and you are not grateful."
Aunt Qing rolled her eyes, "You still seamlessly switch between mother-in-law and sister."
"That's right," Yu Sheng's mother said proudly.
"Now I have learned a magical skill. As long as the arrow is shot, it will definitely hit the target. I am ready to shoot the sun." Yu Sheng interrupted beside him, half-sentence.
"Shoot the sun?!" Yu Sheng's mother made a surprised voice and said to the three-legged crows: "Did you hear that? My son is going to shoot you turtles to death. Why don't you get me a fish soon?"
"If you don't tell the truth, I'm going to spend the next ten or eight years trying to cum again," Yu Sheng said.
"Don't bother, I'm telling the truth." Yu Sheng's mother said, "It's actually nothing. Anyway, you have a daughter now."
I am happy for the rest of my life, "Do you also wish you were a daughter?"
"That's right, having a son is not good at all. It's not as easy as having a daughter." Yu Sheng's mother said.
"Yeah, I feel the same way." Yu Sheng agreed.
Aunt Qing glanced at Gongsun for his intelligence. He was already squatting on the ground and almost fell down laughing.