Chapter nine hundred and eighty second deceiving the world
Donghuang, town.
The old beggar's eyes were healed. Although his hearing was weak, it did not prevent him from appreciating the beautiful rivers and mountains.
"The sun is shining brightly, the birds are singing, the flowers are fragrant, and the water is gurgling." The old beggar sighed, "The world is so wonderful during the day."
After he finished speaking, he turned back and glared at the old monk.
The old monk huddled in the corner outside the inn in embarrassment, his clothes were ragged, and there were blood lines on his face, all thanks to the old beggar.
Ye Zigao and Fu Nan just punched and kicked him, but the old beggar secretly used dirty tricks to kick him in the crotch and scratch him. He was simply not a human being.
Seeing the old beggar's gaze coming towards him, the old monk shrank back again.
"You, you ungrateful person, thank me for giving you free medical treatment." The old monk said, "You are going to be deaf for the rest of your life."
"What, prepare a cage for you?" the old beggar said in surprise, "This is not good, is your reformation going too far?"
"I said you were deaf!"
"You want to be a basket?" The old beggar looked confused.
The old monk was so angry. He didn't expect that the other party was deaf and he couldn't fight with him.
In the end, the old monk could only give a thumbs up and said with a smile: "I'll fuck you, uncle!"
"Thank you." The old beggar said happily, although he didn't know what the old monk was talking about.
The old monk who had achieved spiritual victory happily shut up. Seeing that he was silent, the old beggar went to enjoy the sunshine again.
After a while, he saw several people walking along the field ridge on the opposite side of the stone bridge and on the path extending to the west mountain.
When he got closer slowly, the old beggar became happy.
The person walking in front was none other than the Taoist priest who escaped yesterday. Following them were Gouzi and Qiongqi.
As for the two people at the back, a man and a woman were unknown, and they were probably passers-by.
When they crossed the stone bridge, the old beggar pretended to be surprised and said: "Hey, Taoist priest, why were you caught?"
The Taoist priest glared at the old beggar, "Why the hell didn't you tell me that there are people from them in the temple too!"
"Why return the money? Impossible, absolutely impossible." The old beggar heard something else and shook his head like a rattle.
"Who asked you to refund the money?" The disgraced Taoist priest was puzzled, and then said: "You reminded me to refund the money!"
"What, you still want to give me money? That's good." The old beggar was as happy as a chrysanthemum.
The Taoist priest almost got angry. Damn it, you actually want my money, "Get out of here, uncle."
"Thank you." The old beggar didn't know what he heard.
"What's wrong with him?" The Taoist priest was surprised.
"I'm deaf," said the old monk.
The old monk was originally planning to run away, but now that he saw the Taoist priest being captured, he quickly asked him, "How did you get captured?"
"Don't mention it. I escaped to the deserted temple in Xishan at dawn. I thought I was safe and wanted to go in and rest for a while..."
When the Taoist priest fled to the deserted temple, he was panting from exhaustion. Seeing that the temple was deserted and overgrown with weeds, he thought there was no one there, so he walked in.
Unexpectedly, there was a monster wearing a monk's robe and a bamboo hat in the darkness in the temple, which almost scared him to death. He thought it was Yu Sheng's man chasing after him, so he asked under the moonlight of dawn: "You, who are you?"
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"It's me," the figure said.
He was hiding in the shadow of the huge clay Buddha, making a "crunching, crunching" sound, as if he was gnawing on something.
"Hey, shopkeeper Yu is back?" The man muttered after seeing him.
The Taoist priest was startled like a frightened bird, "What, Shopkeeper Yu, where is he?!"
The man didn't speak. The Taoist priest only saw two bright eyes wandering over him, and then said: "Running out?"
The Taoist priest froze when he guessed the secret.
"Don't be afraid, I am his enemy too." The man said, "I am hiding there just to take revenge one day!"
The Taoist priest squatted at the door and said to the old monk: "After that, he told me clearly where I was born, what bad things I had done, how I offended Shopkeeper Yu, and why I chose to run away."
"So accurate," the old monk listened in rapt attention, "What does he do?"
"The monk in the temple has some fortune-telling skills. He said that shopkeeper Yu had cut off his incense money, so he held a grudge." The Taoist priest said.
"The monk is so powerful now that he can't even tell fortunes?"
The old monk touched his bright forehead and wondered if he could also be a slash monk.
The Taoist priest sneered and continued: "He calculated very accurately at that time. He also said that I would not be able to escape like this. He could point out a clear path for me."
When the Taoist priest saw that he had almost figured out how old he was for wetting the bed and how old he was for missing other people's wives, he was naturally convinced.
"Not only that, he also figured out some of the bank certificates I had hidden in the soles of my shoes." The Taoist said through gritted teeth.
The Taoist priest was convinced, so he gave all his money to the man and asked him to make a divination for himself.
"He made some calculations and asked me to wait for dawn in the temple. He said that after dawn, there would be noble people in the temple who would give me a way to survive," the Taoist priest said.
At that time, the Taoist priest had been deceived and was convinced that dawn was not far away, so he stayed in the temple and waited.
"Don't tell me, he really figured it out."
As soon as the first ray of sunlight hit the eaves of the ruined temple, two people came in through the gate of the ruined temple.
"Here, that's them." The Taoist priest pointed to a man and a woman sitting in the lobby with him.
When the two people heard the Taoist priest say that they were nobles, they were puzzled. However, after the man in the pocket calculated and told about their life experiences and it was completely correct, they also admired him greatly.
"Then what?" Seeing the Taoist priest stop here, the old monk urged.
"Then the two of them chased after each other," the Taoist pointed at Gouzi and Qiongqi, "That guy is basically with Yu Sheng!"
"Uh", the old monk was dumbfounded, this story was too anticlimactic.
The Taoist priest beat his chest and kicked his feet, "I think that I, a Taoist priest, make a living by divination, but I was actually deceived by someone using divination. I am so angry that I am deceiving the world and stealing my reputation!"
"But I have to say that this monk's fortune-telling is quite accurate." The old monk said.
"What a monk, he is just a monster, a monster!" the Taoist gritted his teeth.
All his savings were defrauded within two days.
When Yu Sheng came back from Zhonghuang, he saw the Taoist priest sitting on the steps with regret, and the dog next to him looked at him closely.
"Run, keep running." Yu Sheng sneered: "You never expected that the people in the temple are also my people."
"It's okay now. There's no need to wait for news from Aunt Ninth's belly. You will be taken away directly!" Yu Sheng said.
"No, Shopkeeper Yu, you take money from people to help them eliminate disasters. You took my money after all..."
The Taoist priest was halfway interrupted when he was interrupted by Aunt Qing, "What, you took money from him?"
"Ahem," Yu Sheng glared at the Taoist priest, "What, he bribed me, and I plan to hand him over to the Jin Yiwei together after he is caught."
"No, just give it to me." Aunt Qing said, "Anyway, the confiscated money will eventually come back to me."
Yu Sheng was a little reluctant and took his time to take out the money, but Aunt Qing snatched it away.
"That's right! These men turn bad as soon as they have private money."
The woman, a man and a woman who had just come in with the Taoist priest, said:
She leaned towards Aunt Qing in a familiar manner, "You still control him too leniently, men are all cheap, you have to control it to death. Look at me now", she pointed at her husband, "I let
If he goes east, he doesn't dare to go west. If he is asked to beat the dog, he won't dare to chase the chicken."
"Woof woof", the dog barked several times in dissatisfaction, why should he beat the dog?