Noah, Loki and Thor were sitting in a booth in a large bar in Westminster. Noah helplessly complained to Thor who was holding a beer and drinking.
But there was no way, this guy Thor had no intention of being obedient at all, and he still went his own way, pouring bottle after bottle.
Loki looked at Thor, smiled disdainfully and said nothing more. It was obvious that this guy knew that Thor must have encountered something unlucky.
Regarding his brother's misfortune, Loki was very happy to see him misfortune. Anyway, the more unlucky Thor was, the happier he would be.
"Of course not, hell, Noah! I...I..."
Thor picked up the bottle and knocked it directly on the corner of the table, and then drank the beer hard.
Noah looked very helpless when he saw this scene. This guy started drinking in the middle of talking. What the hell, just finish what you have to say, man.
Another bottle of beer went down, but Thor had no intention of getting drunk.
But looking at this guy’s red eyes, Noah thought this guy might have encountered something sad. As for his drinking capacity?
Well, think about the big fat guy in Avengers: Endgame who drank so much all day long that I never saw him drunk. One can only imagine how much he can drink.
"I'm out of love! Damn it, I'm out of love!"
Finally, this time Thor spoke, and immediately after he said these words, he began to cry loudly.
His move also attracted many people to watch. Noah suddenly felt extremely embarrassed, while Loki looked excited, and even had a slight blush on his face.
His weird behavior once made Noah think that this guy had heard that his brother had fallen out of love, and then he had a chance again.
It's just that this idea didn't seem very good, so Noah didn't say it directly.
"If you've fallen out of love, you've fallen out of love. What's the big deal?" Noah thought for a moment and decided to enlighten Thor: "Think about it, the world is so big and there are always a few women you can't handle. It's not surprising.
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"But she said I didn't understand her at all!" Thor continued to cry, and it could be seen that he was indeed very sad, while Loki covered his mouth and became increasingly happy.
To be honest, isn’t it strange that you don’t understand?
How many couples in the world completely understand each other?
The process of falling in love is originally a process of understanding each other and testing each other's bottom line. If the other person's personality and habits do not exceed your tolerance and bottom line, and you are happy with him, then everything will fall into place.
If not, then the song "Happy Breakup" is not sung to you in vain.
Thor is a strong man, and he is also a super straight man, much more powerful than Noah.
And Jane Fox is not a simple thing, she is also a strong woman type.
In addition, considering what Thor did in Asgard, Noah is really not surprised that the two of them broke up - after all, they also broke up in the movie, although it may be due to lack of funds.
But the final result was this, and there was nothing Noah could do.
"Well, actually, your two personalities...maybe they are not suitable for each other, right?" Noah thought for a long time and finally said: "So this is not your fault."
"But I like her very much!" This guy Thor picked up another bottle of beer, opened it skillfully and started drinking it again.
"Are you sure you like her?" At this moment, Loki, who was almost suppressed, suppressed a smile and asked: "Or do you just like her..."
"Body?" Noah hit the target at the right time.
"If that's the case..." Loki's eyes lit up, he looked at Noah and then continued to speak seriously.
"Then you really went too far, Thor." Noah also sighed and pretended to be serious.
Noah and Loki sang together, causing Thor to spit out tons and tons of wine in one breath, and he swallowed the wine. Thor looked at Noah and Loki with an angry look on his face.
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But it's a pity that these two people didn't care about Thor's expression at all.
But I have to say that after these two guys doing this, Thor seemed to feel better.
But it was only a little better. He still drank the beer with a disappointed look on his face, looking like a lost dog.
Seeing his appearance, Noah sighed helplessly.
Is Thor said to be a scumbag?
Why does this guy act so innocent and act like 'I am an honest person'?
After thinking for a long time, Noah wondered if this was the reason why Thor turned into the legendary scumbag?
Well, it doesn’t matter if he’s a scumbag or not, he’s single in the movie anyway.
Shaking his head, Noah simply picked up the beer, opened it casually, and threw it to Loki. Then he opened another bottle, held it in his hand, and raised it halfway up.
"Okay, today is a day worth celebrating." Noah said directly to Thor: "Congratulations on being single again. Come on, cheers, man!"
With that said, Noah took the beer and poured it directly on himself. Thor was even more direct, knocking the bottle on the table and taking a sip.
Only the corner of Loki's mouth twitched, he looked at the wine bottle in his hand, and then at Noah. After hesitating for a long time, he thought it would be better not to say anything now.
Following suit, Loki also took a beer and drank it in one gulp.
The physiques of the three of them were all extremely strong, so the beer was no different from water to them. In just a short time, the three of them drank all the beer!
"Phew, it feels good!" Noah smacked his lips: "I haven't had a drink like this for a long time. It was a long time ago in my memory."
"A long time ago?" Thor opened a bottle of beer again: "I remember you were only in your thirties, that is, a baby. How old were you a long time ago? Did you start drinking as an embryo?"
Noah choked on Thor's words for a long time. When did this bastard have the same mouth as Loki?
He glanced at Thor with disdain and thought, this is how I traveled through time, okay?
As for embryos or babies, Noah didn't bother to care.
According to Asgard's age calculation, Noah is really just an infant now, so Noah is too lazy to argue with Thor.
Moreover, I am only in my thirties, and you are over a thousand years old and you are still beaten to the point of being beaten by me. Isn’t it embarrassing?
"What the hell, after all, I wasn't optimistic about your relationship with Ms. Fox from the beginning." Noah also opened another bottle and said while drinking.
"Oh?" Thor narrowed his eyes and asked strangely: "Why? I feel very happy when I am with her..."
"Happy?" Noah smiled disdainfully: "We are separated by two places, God knows when we will see each other again, and you even have a super friendship... Well, did it happen?"
"No..." Thor blushed a little.
"Oh? Platonic? It's interesting. Look, it's a miracle that your relationship can last as long as this one. What else do you have to be dissatisfied with? Besides, you two are not suitable for each other."
"What does platonic mean? Also, why don't you say it's a miracle that we get along like this? Why isn't it suitable?"
"Plato is a human being. If you have any questions, go to Tony and don't ask me. That is the knowledge of ordinary people's world, which belongs to my blind spot of knowledge. And the way ordinary people get along with each other is more... full of passion. As for not being suitable, you don't
Do you find that the gap between you is a bit big?"
"Okay, but why is it so big?"
Why is it so big?
Noah rolled his eyes. This gap is a bit scary, okay?
Think about it, it may only last a few years for you, but it will last a lifetime for others. Isn't the difference big?
As for the personality issue, Noah was thinking about whether to talk about it, but after thinking for a long time, Noah decided not to say anything to him, "Your personality is not suitable either."
This was too much of a blow to this straight man. Noah didn't want Thor, a steely straight man who was on par with him, to end up with a central air conditioner.
Well, thinking about this guy's character, it seems that he can't change like that, right?
Shaking his head, Noah thought for a moment before saying, "Have you ever had a pet?"
"Pet?" Thor burped and thought for a while before saying: "I had a two-headed dog a thousand years ago, but it died a few hundred years ago. I was still sad about this for a long time.
You know, that's my favorite..."
"stop!"
Noah didn't want to listen to Thor's long speech here: "Think about it, your dog has only been with you for a few hundred years. Miss Fox is an ordinary human being, how long can she live? One hundred years is considered heaven, and one
A hundred years later, you will still be you, but she...will you have to endure thousands of years of loneliness in the years to come?"
At this point, Noah simply stopped talking, picked up the beer, and drank it himself.
Thor, on the other hand, has a somewhat unpredictable expression. This is indeed the truth. For him, it might be enough to just run out and cause trouble in a hundred years, but for Jane, I'm afraid this will be her whole life!
This kind of thing is unfair to both Thor and Jane.
The same goes for Loki. Although Loki has no intention of finding a girlfriend, this does not prevent him from listening carefully. For a long time, they both sighed at the same time. Apparently they seemed to have figured it out or thought of something.
"Drink." Thor raised the bottle: "Have a good time tonight."
"That's right, have a great time!" Noah also raised the bottle and said with a smile, "But remember to pay the bill. I came out in a hurry and didn't bring any money."
"Do we accept gold coins here?" Thor tilted his head and said with a smile: "I only accept some gold coins. If it doesn't work, remember to open the space door so that we can run faster."
"Hahahaha, no problem." Noah also laughed. Is this Thor the Thor he remembers?
After Thor seemed to have figured out these things, the scene suddenly became cheerful.
Maybe Thor does have the attribute of being a scumbag. After thinking about it, he tends to forget very quickly. In the blink of an eye, he becomes an alcoholic. This makes Noah sigh in relief.
But at this moment, Loki suddenly asked with a strange expression: "Noah, you said this is... a bachelor's party?"
"That's right." Noah nodded: "Aren't the three of us single...?"
Speaking of this, Noah's face suddenly became a little stiff.
Loki's face became a little strange: "Really? Then what happened to your Minister of Magic, Ms. Granger?"
"Huh?" Thor was stunned for a moment, then looked at Noah suspiciously.
Suddenly, the atmosphere in the bar became even weirder...