Defense Against the Dark Arts is about learning how to deal with evil dark magic spells and evil creatures. It is one of the most popular courses at Hogwarts.
The Defense Against the Dark Arts class in the first grade is really boring. That street boy Quilinaschiro really doesn't have much ability or ability. His class only talks about some methods of dealing with small monsters, and then...
....
Then he completely jumped off the street. It is said that this guy is now playing hide and seek with the dementors in Azkaban.
This year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is Gilderoy Lockhart, who is an internationally renowned figure, probably.
It's quite interesting to say that both Quirrell and Lockhart graduated from Ravenclaw.
But unfortunately, these two guys are both failed products produced by Ravenclaw. One of them joined the Death Eaters out of fear, and the other is simply a big liar!
Gilderoy Lockhart is an internationally renowned figure and writer, a recipient of the Order of Merlin, Third Class, an honorary member of the Alliance Against Dark Arts, and has won the "Wizard Weekly" Most Charming Smile Award five times.
He wrote many books and became very popular in the wizarding world. Of course, the stories are all other people's.
Noah thinks that many people should know that these stories are basically not about this guy, because his magic level is really not that good!
But the magical world has never lacked clowns, nor has it ever lacked people who care about things that have nothing to do with them.
That's why this guy was able to deceive until now, because everyone else was waiting to see the clown show and didn't bother to care about him, right?
What's more, this guy was very good at using the Oblivion Charm, so others had no evidence to prove what he had done. I have to say that Lockhart was quite lucky.
"Dear students, please allow me to introduce myself..."
Seeing Girod slowly coming down from the high platform, Noah and others collectively rolled their eyes.
In addition to Noah knowing the truth about this guy, Kate and her family also said some things about this guy, such as, 'You can't believe all Girod's words' and so on.
Their parents were very upset because they were in the same class as this guy, even if they were not in the same class, they should know each other.
It can be seen that none of them have a good impression of Girod, probably because they know this guy's nature.
"My parents said that this guy is very unreliable and lies all the time. God, why did he become our Defense Against the Dark Arts professor?" Evan held his head and looked at Girod who was constantly bragging about himself, his eyes wide.
He muttered something godlessly.
"This is sad, this guy is from Ravenclaw, my God." Lance's expression was not very friendly, and it was obvious that he didn't like this guy very much.
"I told you to be quiet, is he really that bad? Also, even if he is bad, at least he has some merits, otherwise I don't think Professor Dumbledore would have chosen him, right?" Hermione was a little dissatisfied.
said.
"Okay, don't worry about him. Professor Dumbledore has his own opinions, and we also have our own thoughts. Although this guy's book is nonsense, it can be used to pass the time. If you have the ability to make him look ugly, it doesn't matter.
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Noah interrupted the ensuing argument at the right time. It was boring to argue for a liar.
If Noah remembered correctly, this guy would make a fool of himself soon, and Noah also noticed that it was not just a few of them who seemed to be unhappy with this guy, students from other colleges also looked at this boastful guy with puzzled faces.
Probably because he felt that he had boasted, Girod quickly ended his self-introduction: "Well, for today's lesson, we might as well start with a small test."
As he said this, the guy walked down with a batch of test papers, and then distributed them to the students' desks one by one. As he handed them back, he said: "This test is very simple. It just checks whether you have read the book carefully and whether you can do it."
Fill in the correct number."
After taking the paper that this guy found, Noah took one look and immediately lost the desire to write. All the questions on this crappy paper were about himself!
Although Noah likes to read, books like this are not included.
"What is Gerald Lockhart's favorite color?" Evan read a question in a low voice while holding this paper, and suddenly he lost all desire to write like Noah.
"What is Gerald Lockhart's greatest achievement so far?" Lance glanced at it and simply pressed down the test paper, losing the desire to write.
In fact, it's not just them, all the students' faces are not so good-looking.
Who would read this kind of book for nothing? Of course, even if there are real book fans who read it, few people will really remember these questions. Even Hermione has a headache just looking at these questions.
Although she likes Girod very much, she is no longer so blind since joining Noah and the others, and she doesn't have much time.
The result was that her mind was filled with headaches when she saw these questions. She had been reading a lot during the summer vacation, but all she read were ordinary books and some high-level courses that she had recorded. How could she have time to read them?
Even if she took some time to read Lockhart's books, she would read them as novels to pass the time. As a result, she did not remember these things at all.
"You have thirty minutes, start!"
As Lockhart spoke, all the students began to pick up their pens.
But all of them had grimaces on their faces. It was obvious that they didn't know how to write at all, but soon they had no time to waste time here. Time waits for no one.
"Noah, what should we do?" Evan looked at the test paper with a question mark on his face. This thing is really deadly.
"What else can I do? I'm just writing blindly." Noah rolled his eyes. Is there really nothing I can do about this?
Such a guy is really deadly. It was rare for Noah to complain about Dumbledore coming.
But it didn’t matter. After scribbling for a while, Noah handed in the paper directly. Anyway, he didn’t expect this guy to teach him anything. Noah just dealt with it casually and it was done.
Sure enough, after Noah and his colleagues handed in the papers half an hour later, this guy looked very unhappy when he looked at the papers.
Obviously these test papers disappointed him very much. Even among his friends who were ranked first in the grade last semester and among the top ten, none of them could answer correctly!
What’s even more frightening is that their accuracy rate is horribly low!
What does this mean?
This shows that these guys have never spent their time reading books!
This made Lockhart very angry, but unfortunately he didn't dare to say anything.
Not to mention that he really knows the parents of Evan's guys. He knew them when they were in school. He really doesn't dare to embarrass these little guys.
Dumbledore alone had caught him and said, don't embarrass this boy Noah, so that he didn't dare to do anything.
Although he didn't know why Dumbledore said this to him, he didn't dare to refute it.
He knows his own affairs well. He is just a magician who is good at forgetting spells. If there is any conflict with Dumbledore, then he will be in trouble!