Lu Zhanbo collapsed and said: "Of course, you don't know, after tomorrow it means that I am the idiot who has never been in love in the whole office!"
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed loudly, and Hu Yifei asked: "Wait a minute, are you saying that the African brother who is allergic to the sun also has a girlfriend?"
Lu Zhanbo nodded: "Yes! He said to a girl that I must stay in the dark, otherwise I will die! Then they got together."
Shi Lei shook his head: "I really can't believe that such a weirdo can find a girlfriend? Girls nowadays are so crazy."
"What did you say? Although it is not ruled out that some girls are crazy, please don't make generalizations, okay?"
Lu Zhanbo said anxiously: "Forget it, I decided not to go to the company tomorrow. I want the doctor to issue a sick note for me, saying that I have a cold, no, or saying that I was poisoned by drinking fake milk powder and then go to the hospital to diagnose kidney stones. In this way, I
I don’t have to go to the company for a month until everyone forgets about it. I don’t want to be the object of everyone’s ridicule!!”
Hu Yifei sighed and said: "Zhan Bo, what you need to do now is to find a girlfriend. By the way, this Zhao Wuliang doesn't know me, I can pretend to be your girlfriend!"
After saying that, he pounced towards Zhan Bo in a pretentious manner, but Zhan Bo quickly dodged: "No, sister, I'm getting goosebumps."
Shi Lei chuckled: "Yifei, I think you are really inappropriate. If you show your flaws, it will be a big joke!"
"How is it possible? Zhao Wuliang doesn't know me."
Shi Lei said with a smile: "Now you are pretending, that is, telling everyone in Zhan Bo's office that you are his girlfriend. What if Zhan Bo brings a colleague to his home one day, or if a colleague comes to see Zhan Bo
Woolen cloth."
"Haha, what a coincidence!"
"I'm back." Wanyu opened the door and walked in.
Yifei held Zhanbo's arm and asked Wanyu: "Wanyu, please objectively evaluate whether we two look like a couple."
Wanyu was stunned: "Yifei, in the United States, you will be jailed for making rumours!"
Shi Lei shut down the computer and the movie was finally over. Now let's write the plot of Dragon Ball for Sekiya. Otherwise, they will almost have no time to draw.
He picked up a pen and paper and said, "You guys chat, I'm going to write some Dragon Ball plots."
Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Actually, I think it's more appropriate for Wanyu to go than for you, okay?"
Wanyu was confused: "What's going on?"
Hu Yifei quickly told the story about Zhan Bo, and then said: "I think I am more suitable. No matter what style, I can easily control it! Tell me Zhan Bo, do you want me to pretend to be the charming type, or Ha Mei?
It can be anything from rock punk to non-mainstream!"
Shi Lei didn't immediately respond. He was speechless at Hu Yifei's performance. He chuckled and said, "Actually, I think it would be more appropriate for Wanyu to pretend. We only have you, Wanyu, and Meijia in our apartment now. Forget about Meijia, please."
Bi Wanyu, let Wanyu pretend to be a little bit, it will be too harsh on your eyes!"
"Go to hell!" Hu Yifei threw a pillow at her.
But in the end, it was decided to let Wanyu pretend to be Zhanbo's girlfriend to visit him tomorrow, and Teacher Zeng also volunteered to prepare a love lunch for Zhanbo!
The next day, Wanyu came to Zhanbo's company, and Zhanbo quickly said: "Wanyu, let's confirm the background of the story first, such as when and where we met. Zhao Wuliang is a smart man.
Guy. If he wears a gang, he will definitely want me to look good."
Wanyu nodded, thought for a while and said: "My name is Lin...Qingxia! I have a sister named Zixia."
Zhan Bo was speechless: "And you live in Pansi Cave?"
Zhanbo opened the folder and said, "I have already thought about the background of the story. Take a look."
Wanyu took the folder: "Name: Sun Wukong, original name: Kakarot, place of residence: Earth, originally an inferior Saiyan from Planet Vegeta. Can transform into: Super Saiyan, Super Saiyan
The second stage, the third stage, the fourth stage of human beings. Destroy the entire universe with one move..."
Zhan Bo quickly put it away: "Well, I seem to have picked up the wrong script. This is Brother Shi Lei's. But I still remember that you are a lawyer!"
"Lawyer again?"
.........
The show went smoothly here, and Wanyu performed very well, directly exposing Zhao Wuliang's girlfriend. It was just that Hu Yifei added a scene for herself in the middle.
When he arrived at the bar, he started to brag about his performance to Shi Lei and the others: "You must not have guessed how shocking my performance was when I went to Zhanbo Company just now."
Zeng Xiaoxian said: "What are you going to do? You are stealing the show."
Shi Lei smiled: "If his colleagues discover you that day, haha, you are talking about women!"
"Go away!" Hu Yifei gave a threatening look, and Shi Lei chose to shut up. Then Hu Yifei said with nostalgia: "Of course I went to Wanyu's love rival. The slap I gave was definitely soft but hard, and hard.
Hate, there is love in hate, and its meaning is endless! It expresses the strong accusation of post-modern women against this cold world!"
Everyone was speechless.
Sekiya walked in wearing black clothes, feeling like he was on the beach in the last century: "Hello everyone! (Japanese)"
Zeng Xiaoxian asked: "Guan Gu, what kind of look do you have? God of Gamblers?"
Guangu chuckled: "You're right, I am the God of Gamblers!"
Zeng Xiaoxian: "Oh, if you are the God of Gamblers, then I will be the Saint of Gamblers!"
Guanggu's eyes lit up: "Oh! So you are the gambling saint! It seems you want to compete with me."
Shangyi flicked his sleeves: "Sift or Pai Gow?"
"Fight the Landlord!"
Hu Yifei smiled and said: "Guan Gu, I didn't expect you to fight landlords!"
"I discovered that I have superpowers. I discovered that I can win no matter how I play cards!"
Zeng Xiaoxian sneered: "Except for Isoroku Yamamoto, I have never seen such an arrogant Japanese! Come on!"
"Okay, since you want to compete with me, then I will walk around with you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian asked Shi Lei: "Shi Lei, are you interested?"
Shi Lei looked at Guan Gu and remembered this plot in his mind. He just remembered that in the TV series, wasn't Guan Gu bankrupt, so Meijia lied to him? Did Guan Gu encounter any difficulties again here?
But thinking of Guan Gu's shocking card skills, Shi Lei shook his head decisively: "I won't play! You can do whatever you want."
Hu Yifei quickly sat over and said, "Here, let me see if you two pigs can turn into an elephant if you put onions in them!"
Shi Lei approached Hu Yifei and looked at the cards in his hand. They were pretty good.
Zeng Xiaoxian had a pair of 8s, Hu Yifei had a pair of 10s, and Guan Gu quickly connected with a pair of qs. Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "No."
Guangu chuckled: "Don't you want all this? Teacher Zeng is so poor. He doesn't even own a BMW 745?"
Zeng Xiaoxian’s head was full of questions: “What are you talking about?”,
Hu Yifei decisively threw a bomb: "Four three!"
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and said: "Oh, bomb!"
Shi Lei watched Guan Gu drawing cards and quickly pressed Hu Yifei's shoulders and said: "Yifei, hold on, I found something is wrong. Listen to me."
Hu Yifei was puzzled, so Guangu magically threw out: "119!"
Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were stunned. Zeng Xiaoxian said blankly: "Guan Gu, that's a bomb. What are you talking about?"
Guangu chuckled: "119, fire alarm number. When the fire alarm comes, the bomb can still explode! Hahaha!"
Shi Lei smiled beside Hu Yifei: "We don't want it."
"No, is there anyone who plays cards like this?" Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.
But Guangu didn't answer him, but drove a car: "456789!"
Shi Lei directly took out three cards a22 from Hu Yifei's hand: "122, the traffic police are here, can you still drive this car?"
"Si Guoyi, come out!"
Shi Lei smiled: "On Women's Day, Yifei can collect gifts and show your cards. We want to draw cards."
Zeng Xiaoxian: "............"
Shi Lei decisively drew from the cards of the two of them. "Monster Chariot, the king adds 78910jqk."
Zeng Xiaoxian's card fell directly, and he was stunned in surprise: "I said you two, is this a Landlord fight? What kind of Landlord fight is this! Are there any Landlord fights like you?"
Guangu said blankly: "Aren't we just fighting the landlords?"
"Fighting Landlords! Is this also fighting Landlords? It's simply inexplicable!"
Hu Yifei threw the racquet in her hand directly on the table: "I also think you two are confused. What are these and what?"
Shi Lei shrugged: "I just said something is wrong. Since Guan Gu plays like this, then I will play like this."
Guangu said blankly: "Why don't you follow the rules?"
"Did you make the rules?"
Guangu shook his head: "No, it was Meijia who taught me!"
Shi Lei asked: "Guan Gu, have you had any difficulties recently? If so, please tell us. Meijia taught you the wrong way to play cards, probably because he wanted to lose money to you."
"You have to tear me apart!" Sekiya thought everything through, and then said embarrassedly: "I just invested all the money in Dragon Ball comics. Originally I had reserved it, but I went out to play with Xiaoxue for a few times.
Once I pay the rent, my money will be at the bottom."
Shi Lei nodded: "In that case, you can borrow it from us. Anyway, you don't have no income, you are just temporary. Everyone is willing to lend you money. I will give you 10,000 yuan to use first."
Bar."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked: "By the way, where is your girlfriend Xiaoxue? How is she doing?"
Guangu was instantly disappointed: "She already called me to break up with me. She said I was boring!"
............
It was getting late and everyone returned to the apartment. Guangu returned all the money to Meijia and Ziqiao. Shi Lei transferred 10,000 yuan to Guangu through online banking. Although it was not much, it was enough for him to cope with two people.
It’s been months.
"Hey, host, the time for time travel this month has come. You still have two chances to draw a lottery. Do you want to draw a lottery or time travel immediately?"
Shi Lei directly clicked on the lottery option.
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Secret Book of Heavenly Eyes. By practicing this method, you can open your Heavenly Eyes and see ghosts and ghosts in the world!"