Ping'er, who was next to Cai Yan, said to Shi Lei: "Brother Shi Lei, your literary talent must be better than his. You should also write a poem!"
Shi Lei smiled and shook his head and said: "Cultural relics have been number one since ancient times. Who can tell who is better than whom? Let's forget it. I'm here to enjoy the flowers today!"
But at this time, Wei Zhongdao happened to come over and heard what Shi Lei and Ping'er said, so he said: "Master Shi is a handsome man, and I think he is also a man of outstanding literary talent. Why don't you write a poem to open our eyes to others?"
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Although you did a good job of hiding your identity as the son of a noble family, Shi Lei was still keenly aware of a provocative tone.
Regardless of whether Shi Lei could feel it, Wang Zhaojun could also feel it clearly: "Husband, just compose a poem. It will live up to everyone's expectations."
"I'm not good at writing love poems! If you really want me to write one!" Shi Lei looked at a frog under the tree in the pond and said with a smile, "Then I will write a song about the frog to show my shame!"
"Sitting alone by the pond like a tiger crouching, recuperating under the shade of a tree. When spring comes, I don't want to speak. What insect dares to squeak!"
As soon as this poem came out, the majestic and overbearing verses shocked the talented and beautiful people present and were speechless for a long time. The poems they wrote were about love, love, flowers and talents. At most, they lamented the misfortune of the world, showing their sadness.
But this poem clearly shows the meaning of dominance!
"Brother Shi's tone is too loud! Be careful of getting into trouble!" Wei Zhongdao said with a gloomy expression.
Shi Lei smiled slightly: "Thank you for reminding me, but who can do anything to me?"
When Shi Lei said these words, his momentum exploded, and the color of the sky and the earth suddenly changed, as if the world was about to be destroyed, dark clouds flashed in the sky, and there was thunder!
Wang Zhaojun patted him lightly: "Don't scare these children. You really don't want to argue with them."
Shi Lei laughed, and the dark clouds instantly dissipated, and the sun shone on the earth again. The feeling like a heavy stone pressing down on everyone's hearts also disappeared instantly.
They didn't dare to stay in front of Shi Lei, they all disappeared and went to do their own things!
"Young Master Shi's poems are full of the meaning of a king. I guess Mr. Shi is definitely not an ordinary person." The only ones who did not leave were Cai Yan and her maid Ping'er.
"It doesn't matter who we are, we are here just for fun. Miss Cai can enjoy the flowers by herself."
Cai Yan resigned and went to enjoy flowers and play with her friends. However, she did not leave Shi Lei's sight. She turned around and glanced at Shi Lei. The two looked at each other, but she turned around in a hurry.
"This girl Cai Yan is really cute. It seems that she is very interested in her husband. Haven't you ever thought about adding a sister to me?"
Shi Lei chuckled and shook his head: "We have been married for more than two hundred years, so we don't have to be jealous. In this life, you are enough!"
Wang Zhaojun obviously would not listen to his nonsense: "Yes, you should be the only one in this world, but you are not from this world, and you also said that you have traveled through many worlds. My
There are definitely not a few sisters out there. So far you haven’t been willing to introduce them to us?”
Whenever Wang Zhaojun talked about this topic in the past, Shi Lei chose to avoid it. He neither denied nor admitted it. But this time he sighed: "I don't know why, I can't contact them, I can't contact my space.
I may have to ask the master for help with this matter, but I don’t know where the master has gone. We can only talk about it later.”
"Can't be contacted? Can you still go back?" Wang Zhaojun felt a little complicated when she heard the news. She had hope in her heart, hoping that Shi Lei would never leave again and stay with her in this world forever. But in that case
Will Shi Lei really be happy? His heart is also filled with worries.
"It doesn't matter, don't worry. The worst case scenario is that we will defeat Tathagata and gain access to the three realms. Then I won't believe that I can't go back!"
"Husband, if there is a good girl, I won't have any objection. Having another sister is also a kind of sharing for me, right?" Wang Zhaojun snuggled into Shi Lei's arms and said softly: "And your skills have been improving for fifty years.
There is no progress, you have reached a bottleneck. Your Xuanyuan Jue needs the assistance of dual cultivation to advance better and faster!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? If I really want to use this method to practice, why should I wait until now? If I really like a woman, I won't say anything more, but if I want to do such a thing for the sake of practice, I
I really can’t do it now.”
Cai Yan also wrote a poem surrounded by many young ladies, but the poem was filled with a sense of resentment that love cannot be achieved. However, this poem is indeed a masterpiece.
"Miss Cai's literary talent is indeed outstanding. She deserves to be the daughter of Bachelor Cai. I'm afraid there is no other woman in the world who has such literary talent as her!" Even Wang Zhaojun gave a very high evaluation to her poem.
Shi Lei nodded at this: "Of course, one of the four talented women does not live in vain."
"Four talented women?"
Shi Lei said with a smile: "In later generations, people will naturally rank various figures in ancient times. For example, the four beauties, the four handsome men, the four talented women, etc."
"Who are the four beauties and the four talented women?"
"One of your rankings is among them, but the endings of the four beauties were not good. They all ended their short lives miserably. There is a feeling that beauties are destined to die."
"Is there any ranking for me here?"
Shi Lei nodded: "If I hadn't appeared, you would have entered the palace smoothly. However, it is said that because the painter was not bribed, the portrait presented to the emperor was too ordinary. He was never invited and was just a palace maid. The Southern Xiongnu called
Han Xie Chanyu was defeated by his brother Zhizhi Chanyu of the Northern Huns, and surrendered to the Han Dynasty. He went to Chang'an three times to pay homage to the emperor, and asked Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty to be his son-in-law. Emperor Yuan then selected a palace maid and gave it to him.
Zhaojun bid farewell to her homeland and headed north. Along the way, the neighing of horses and the singing of wild geese tore her heart out. The sense of sadness made her unable to calm down. On her mount, she plucked the strings of her musical instrument and played a song of farewell.
When the geese flying south heard the sweet music and saw the beautiful woman riding on the horse, they forgot to flap their wings and fell to the ground. From then on, Zhaojun was nicknamed "Luoyan"."
Wang Zhaojun was in a daze. It turned out that this was the fate she should have had. Although Shi Lei had said before that the ending was miserable, the ending was indeed tragic enough. But she knew that there was a sequel to this story: "Then
What? Wang Zhaojun married a Chanyu in the Xiongnu, but the Chanyu died within two years. According to grassland custom, she had to marry the eldest son of the Chanyu. Although she did not say it softly, it was indeed contemptuous! She wrote to the Han Dynasty to proclaim himself emperor, requesting
She returned to her homeland, but was rejected and asked to follow grassland customs. She had no choice but to marry. In the end, the Huns rebelled, and Wang Zhaojun died of depression at the age of thirty-five."
Wang Zhaojun buried his head tightly in his arms: "Thank you, that solution is really terrible."
After regaining his composure, Wang Zhaojun wiped away his tears gently: "Who are the other four beauties?"
"The fish sinks and the wild goose falls, while the closed moon shames the flowers!" Shi Lei continued to popularize science knowledge for her: "The first two have already come out, Xi Shi pulls the gauze - the sinking fish; Zhaojun goes out of the fortress - the wild goose; Diao Chan worships the moon - closes the moon; the imperial concubine is drunk -
—Shame on the flower!"
"Diao Chan?" Wang Zhaojun's eyes lit up: "I have met Diao Chan. When I contacted Yiyi the day before yesterday, she was playing with a very beautiful woman. That woman's appearance is rare in the world."
Shi Lei smiled and nodded: "It is said that when Diao Chan worships the moon, the moon shyly hides in the clouds and avoids being seen! The last Yang Guifei, named Yang Yuhuan, was an emperor's noble concubine. The imperial concubine was drunk and lay in the flowers.
, will shyly close up when seeing beautiful flowers.”
"Is it so magical?" Wang Zhaojun was curious. He looked at a flower next to him and cast a flirtatious look. The flower slowly closed. Wang Zhaojun blinked with a dull look on his face: "Well, I seem to be too.
You can do it.”
Shi Lei was also stunned, and slowly explained: "Actually, there is another saying about shy flowers. The legend is that Yang Guifei touched the mimosa among the flowers, and the mimosa closed, but the palace maids spread the rumor that the concubine is more beautiful than the flowers, and all the flowers will be seen.
Shyly closed.”
"Mimosa?" Wang Zhaojun blinked cutely again. She knew about mimosa. But she didn't know that the last one was actually a mistake.
"Who knows whether it's true or false, it has nothing to do with us!" Shi Lei didn't care.
"You said before that the endings of the four beauties were not good, right? Then the ending of Diao Chan was not good either?" Wang Zhaojun then sighed: "The world is going to be in chaos. Gone with the Wind is so miserable."
"Wang Yun wanted to kill Dong Zhuo and devised a estrangement plan. He asked Diao Chan to seduce Lv Bu, and then asked Dong Zhuo to take Diao Chan away. He used a beauty trap to successfully drive a wedge between Dong Zhuo and Lv Bu. Lv Bu personally killed Dong Zhuo. But Diao Chan's whereabouts are unknown.
Yang Yuhuan was finally sentenced to death by the emperor."
During the spring outing, Shi Lei still didn't communicate much with others, and kept talking to Wang Zhaojun until the end.
The two fathers returned to the inn. When they opened the door, they saw a very beautiful woman sitting in the room. Shi Lei asked in confusion: "Miss, who are you looking for?"
When Diao Chan saw someone pushing the door open and it was a stranger, she was a little flustered. But when she saw Wang Zhaojun, she relied on her, slowly went up, and bowed Ying Ying: "I've seen my aunt, I've seen my uncle, my uncle."
Shi Lei only felt a little weird. Wang Zhaojun quickly went up to pull her and said with a smile: "It turns out to be Diao Chan. Since you are here, Yiyi should be back too!"
"Well, what did Sister Yiyi go out for? She said she would be back in half an hour."
"That's good, Diao Chan, come and talk to your aunt!" Wang Zhaojun now knew Diao Chan's future fate, and there was quite a bit of pity in his eyes.
"Let's talk, Diao Chan, what do you want to eat? I'll give orders to the man!"
"It all depends on uncle, uncle makes the decision!" Diao Chan is also not used to it. Shi Lei is the best choice in terms of appearance and temperament. Looking at his overly handsome face, it's really awkward to scream uncle!
Shi Lei ordered the food, and when he came back, he heard the name "uncle". He also felt it was harsh. Why was he an uncle? So he said: "Diao Chan, you don't need to call me uncle. It makes you uncomfortable and I feel uncomfortable listening."
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"Then, what should I call you?"
"Call me big brother!"
Wang Zhaojun chuckled and rolled his eyes angrily: "How can you get along with Yiyi in the future if you ask her to do this? She calls you eldest brother, and then sister Yiyi. This is obviously inappropriate."
"That's fine!" Considering Yiyi's relationship, I can't change my words. Otherwise, I'm afraid there will be trouble when Yiyi comes back.
"Dad, Mom, I'm back!" Yiyi's shout when she came back made everyone who stayed downstairs and next door look confused.
Because Shi Lei and Wang Zhaojun's peerless looks and unparalleled momentum attracted attention. Many people knew who lived there. The weakest ones were just a young couple in their twenties.
.Where did such a big daughter come from?
The shopkeeper hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Girl, the distinguished guests above are a young couple. The couple are no more than ten years old. Miss, did you admit the wrong room?"
"I'll go and come again!" This is not the first time Shi Yiyi has met her in more than two hundred years. Since she turned ten. If ordinary people want to talk about her as the daughter of Shi Lei and Wang Zhaojun
.Others will never choose to believe it no matter what.
"I'm going to say it's my brother and my sister-in-law, do you believe it?"
"Xinxinxin, your brother is above, please, girl!"
Shi Yiyi was speechless and didn't want to argue with these people about such meaningless words. She went straight upstairs and shouted: "Brother, sister-in-law, your sister is here!"
Shi Lei flicked his fingers, and an avatar appeared at the door. He looked at Shi Yiyi who was about to come in and said with a smile: "Yiyi, it seems that your strength has improved a lot recently. Shall we go practice?"
Shi Yiyi instantly changed into a flattering smile: "Hehehehe, dad, dad, I was wrong, my daughter was wrong! I won't dare to do it again next time!"
"You have to practice even if you don't dare!" The Avatar grabbed Yiyi and disappeared in a flash. The two of them appeared on the top of Mount Huashan.
Shi Lei's incarnation said softly: "I still remember when I was just learning, I had a sword debate with the Central Plains master Huashan. Although the strength is not strong, it is quite impressive. Come in and let me test your strength on the top of Huashan!"
"Then you have to be careful. You are just an incarnation. It's not easy to win against me!"
It suddenly became freezing cold, and heavy snow fell from the sky. Shi Yiyi disappeared instantly, and when he reappeared, he was already behind Shi Lei.
"Ice Cage!" Shi Yiyi pointed with her little hand, and with Shi Lei as the center, the ground was quickly covered with a thick layer of ice.
The ice stuck to Shi Lei's feet, and then there were only a few loud banging sounds. Countless icicles surrounded Shi Lei with water, and even the top was sealed!
"Heavy Rain Weapon!" Every snowflake falling from the sky condenses and strengthens instantly, and every snowflake becomes a super murderous weapon.
"Go!" Following Shi Yiyi's loud shout, the societies in the sky quickly swarmed into the ice cage from all directions.