Chapter 33 I'm a scum who doesn't have any feelings
(The chapter number is written incorrectly, which does not affect reading)
Fang Linyan said "Oh":
"If I remember correctly, the nests of flying snakes are made of a lot of mucus, mixed with weeds, leaves and some soft debris. They will lay their eggs directly inside, and when these eggs are just laid
It was quite fragile, like a raw egg that had been peeled off the shell, and the dog must have smelled it and wanted to try it."
Having said this, Fang Linyan paused, then looked at Walnut and said:
"I know you are in a hurry, so the last crucial question is, how much money do you have left?"
Walnut said in shock:
"Human life is at stake, why are you still thinking about money?"
Fang Linyan was stunned:
"What does your teammate's life have to do with me? What does it have to do with God? Did I take them there?"
Walnut said angrily:
"How come you don't even have the most basic sympathy?"
Fang Linyan sighed and said:
"Sorry, my conscience has been eaten by dogs a long time ago, and I am still a scumbag without any emotions. Please give way and don't block my business."
Youdao said that you should not speculate. Fang Linyan felt that he had nothing in common with such a person who had a righteous outlook on life, so why should he try to seduce him anyway? How come you at such a young age are always thinking about nothing?
, so he walked away more than ten meters and changed places to continue selling information.
At this time, the contractors who came had already had a basic understanding of the dangers in the Westminster area. During Fang Linyan's rest, two or three teams had tentatively entered. However, at this time
Without the help of the characters in the plot, the furthest point was a few hundred meters into the affiliated cemetery, when I felt tremendous pressure and retreated.
There is also a larger team that is more ambitious. After entering the cathedral, they directly chose to go to the monastery to rescue Bishop Molegni. As a result, the initial advancement was very smooth, but after entering the monastery, they ignored
Discover the insidious chrysanthemum spider lurking underground!
Therefore, just when they thought the difficulty here was no more than that, they were attacked by a large number of flying snakes and underground chrysanthemum spiders.
You must know that the best way to deal with flying snakes is ranged attacks. When Fang Linyan followed the dragoons in, the dragoons were equipped with more than a dozen specialized grenadiers, so they could deal with groups of flying snakes and
It's not difficult, but not every contractor has the ability to attack in a range. If there is a double attack from both inside and outside, the whole team will immediately panic.
It is also thanks to the fact that the core members of this team have experienced several worlds together and have a certain tacit understanding. At this time, they directly used a precious magic scroll, the Ring of Frost. This scroll is worth 3000 universal points, and directly used it.
The enemy in front froze for eight seconds, gaining precious time to retreat before successfully escaping.
But according to the person behind the break, after using the Ring of Frost, the magical aura emitted seemed to attract the attention of more powerful magical creatures. He only saw the mist in the distance surging non-stop, as if some powerful creature was about to come.
When he arrived, he didn't dare to look any further and finally escaped.
The person who came to negotiate with Fang Linyan at this time was the liaison officer of this team called "Fantasy".
This guy's name is Daniel. He is a black man with a round face. He looks a bit like a small version of Barkley. He is naturally familiar and talkative. His clothes look like he has a strong hip-hop style.
He has a fat butt, and he is very charming in every gesture. When he walks, he sways as if he is in time with the beat. According to what he said, a newly created rap song has even easily hit the charts.
Among the top ten on the Hot Song Chart.
Daniel came over and first looked at Fang Linyan's "drone" skills and the attributes of the Lee Enfield short rifle, then whistled:
"Wow, that's really cool. What do you call a brother?"
Fang Linyan stretched out his hand and said with a smile:
"I'm a wrench."
"Wrench? Oh, I like wrenches. Since I was eleven years old, I have used a wrench to crack a fool's head and make him cry and call his mother..."
Daniel snapped his fingers and said: "So Brother Wrench, our team is encountering a little trouble now. I wonder if you can help us solve it?"
Fang Linyan smiled and said:
"Why I stay here is to help people solve all the troubles related to Westminster Abbey."
Daniel rolled up his sleeves and said:
"Actually, I'm in a big trouble right now. When I was evacuating just now, a damn big mosquito bit me on my arm. I was running for my life and didn't notice it, and now I'm bitten.
The area was so swollen it looked like a California hot dog had been stuffed into it!”
Fang Linyan looked at his arm and immediately said:
"You have been bitten by a cow mosquito. Because this guy is a magical creature, ordinary antidotes are ineffective."
After finishing speaking, Fang Linyan took a dagger from the side, then lit a lighter and burned it with a flame. He aimed the knife at the place where Daniel was stung and cut it off. Immediately, blood and pus came out together.
Daniel screamed strangely:
"Hey, hey, hey, man, can you be gentler? The way you cut the knife looks like you plan to cut off my entire arm."
Fang Linyan said:
"Calm down, I'm treating your injury, and you haven't paid the advance fee yet."
Daniel said:
"Okay, okay, oh, MY, GOD! What are you doing, why are you taking off your pants, God, I swear I'm not a GAY, I'm not interested in your bananas at all, ahhhhhh you are doing it
What!!"
By the time he got to the end, Daniel was already shouting so frantically.
It turned out that Fang Linyan took off his pants immediately, pointed at the helmet next to him and peed, then picked up the helmet and poured the hot yellow liquid inside into Daniel's wound.
Because Fang Linyan was much stronger than Daniel, when he caught Daniel peeing, Daniel couldn't move at all and had no chance to resist.
After finishing this matter, Fang Linyan let go of Daniel's hand and said Shiran:
"Calm down...I'm treating you."
Daniel's eyes were as wide as bells, and he said sharply:
"Oh oh oh oh you call this treatment...eh? It seems that the swelling has really gone down?"
Fang Linyan shrugged and said:
"The Cow Mosquito is a magical creature, so your injuries have never healed because of magic. This is why the antidote doesn't work, and fresh urine can make this magic ineffective."
Daniel said sadly:
"But you can tell me this and let me do it myself!"
Fang Linyan sighed and said:
"What a pity. To break the magic of Cow Mosquito, you need the urine of a virgin. I don't think you are qualified for this."
"What?" Daniel put on the classic expression of a black question mark face: "You must be lying to me, right, you must be lying to me, how could such a thing happen!"
Fang Linyan said:
"Of course I'm not lying to you. In the East, this kind of urine is also called boy's urine. Even Eastern medicine treats it as a medicinal material. In some areas of the East, it is also regarded as an ingredient used to strengthen the body.
, use it to boil eggs."
Daniel was stunned for a while and shook his head:
"Very good, Mr. Wrench, very good. I originally made a plan to travel to China next month, but you successfully made me think about canceling the plan."
Fang Linyan said:
"If you don't plan to pay me for the consultation, can we talk about future cooperation? After all, I am a hot commodity now. Look over there, that girl with the flaxen curly hair. I bet you
As soon as he leaves, she will come over and strike up a conversation."
Daniel said:
"Okay, now I believe that you are indeed familiar with this place that has been cursed by the devil, but to be honest, if I ask you to help me with the main mission, ten thousand general points is really too expensive."
Fang Linyan said patiently:
"No, no, no, don't you have seven people in your team? So you can invite another team to jointly complete this task. In this case, even if the other team only has three people, the cost of these 10,000 general points will be shared
It’s just 1,000 general points per capita!”
"Daniel, think about it carefully. If you complete this task first, you will get an extra generous reward. Each of you only needs to spend one-tenth of the final generous income to ensure smooth passage. Isn't this cost-effective?
"
Daniel shrugged:
"NONONO, you make it difficult for me to deal with the boss, brother! I think eight thousand universal points is a very reasonable number."
Fang Linyan hesitated and said:
"Okay, open your diary. Are there two milestones on it, one called Awe and the other called Poacher?"
Daniel said:
"Hmm, what do you want to say?"
Fang Linyan said:
"Well, you can add two thousand general points, and I can help you complete these two milestones. I can tell you clearly that the title of poacher is not difficult, but I respect this title with awe.
It’s very difficult.”
"First of all, the biggest difficulty is how to find them. Secondly, the three types of creatures we want to kill are very ferocious monsters. The difficulty of the battle is boss level. Without my help, at least three people in your entire team will die.
!And I am so respectful that the title given to me in the end is quite good!”
After Daniel heard this, he immediately shook his head like a rattle:
"That's not okay, my friend, the price you gave is not competitive."
Fang Linyan sighed and said:
"Well, Daniel, I think you need to calm down. You can't regard my retreat as cowardice------Look, that wooden box is nice. It fits your fat ass very well at first glance. I suggest