"The so-called woman! Just attack! Attack! Attack again!"
Queen Maeve, a sweet woman with a feeling like honey, slapped the whiteboard next to her hard, making a loud sound that attracted attention.
"Those superficial women who think that women only need to passively accept men's pursuits are too naive! In today's world, women must take the initiative! Otherwise, all the good men will run away! Yes, just like Xiaoku!"
After Maeve finished speaking, she paused and deliberately watched the audience's reaction.
How should I put it, lack of interest.
It would be better to say that not many people were present at Maeve's lecture.
Only Astolfo, Joan of Arc, Queen Mary, Mata Hari and Fujimaru Ritsuka and the two rituals are here.
By the way, why are the two ceremonies here?
It seemed that the air conditioner in his room was broken, so he ran to the next room to blow air. It happened that this empty room was commandeered by Maeve. Anyway, the two rituals were too lazy to care about so much. They just slumped on the table like a cat, feeling lazy.
Lying down lazily.
"Teacher! Then how to take the initiative!"
Astolfo raised his hand curiously.
Um...how should I put it, it seems like there is a great guy among the people who came to listen to this lecture?
"Hmm...this kind of topic varies from person to person, so we can't generalize..."
"Hey! Teacher, please use Joan of Arc as an example!"
"Why?!"
Astolfo's words shocked Joan, who was sitting in the front row with her hands clasped together and praying to the gods. Why did the topic suddenly come to her side?!
"I was only entrusted by Yagi to monitor Maeve so that I would not instill wrong views on love in others. I am not a student here."
"Uh-huh, this kind of thing doesn't matter! If you want to be cute, you are a woman! Uh-huh! I agree that you are a woman!"
Maeve didn't know why, but she felt very excited.
“First of all, it’s time to put on makeup!”
"Um...it feels like it will hurt your skin, so forget it."
Joan of Arc covered her face and shook her head repeatedly: "What's more, I am a person who serves God, so there is no need..."
"Wrong!!! I think that as a professional woman, I don't need makeup or that makeup will damage my skin. Female! Sexuality! Dis!
Weapon! You must maintain it in top condition at all times! Astolfo!"
Astolfo got the order and grabbed Joan's arm from behind!
Originally, Joan of Arc with B-strength could easily get rid of Astolfo with D-strength, but Astolfo has a strange strength skill, not to mention, everyone said [silly strength] and so on, this kind of rational evaporation does not consider the margin at all.
For those who are merciless, using brute force is very disrespectful!
Suddenly Joan of Arc couldn't break free!
Just watch Maeve move a square box with a diameter of half a meter from under the podium! There are five floors up and down. After opening, it is like a mysterious theater! Various foundations are neatly arranged on the top, and the lower layer contains various stickers that Maeve
A small transparent bottle for photo stickers.
"This is the way it is for someone so serious about kissing little Jeanne d'Arc!"
Maeve skillfully applied various powders on her face, used an eyebrow trimmer and an eyebrow pencil to adjust her eyebrows, and then used an eyebrow pencil to draw her eye shadow.
Joan of Arc thought these people were going to do something to her... Seeing that Maeve was over quickly, she was relieved. Maeve took Joan of Arc and turned to everyone.
"look!"
She showed off her chastity to everyone like she was showing off a display.
Even though she just had her eyebrows trimmed and eyeshadow applied, Jeanne's whole person feels completely different!
That upright face seems to have a strange charm!
Especially the eyes!
Joan of Arc, who doesn't dress up on weekdays, only wears eyeshadow, which exudes an extremely charming temperament!
"For a girl like this who is usually very serious, just a slight change is enough to make people feel your intentions! It will make men's hearts flutter ~ Come on, Joan of Arc, what should you say at this time?
?”
"Lord...please forgive me..."
"Uh-huh! That's right!"
"ah?"
"For such a serious girl, you should work hard on the small details and continue working seriously on weekdays. This will make the man's heart flutter! Then, you can lure him to confess."
"I understand! It's like Huang...ahem, just like in the comics! The serious nun is actually very sexy!"
Fujimaru Ritsuka raised her arms and was the first to respond. Jeanne looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka in astonishment: "Master, do you always think of me like this?!"
"Teacher Maeve! What about me? What about me!"
Fujimaru Ritsuka ignored Jeanne's rebuttal and rushed to the front row. Mata Hari and Astolfo also rushed to the front row, trying to become even cuter.
Only Jeanne pressed her eyes uncomfortably with her fingers, her eyelids always feeling itchy and uncomfortable.
Queen Mary smiled slightly and said: "It's very cute, Joan of Arc."
"I'm a clergyman, what's the use of being cute."
"Huh? But, gods prefer beautiful people to ugly people, right?"
"No, what kind of weird theory is this?"
Joan of Arc was unhappy when she heard that her master was spoken of like this.
However, Queen Mary tilted her head cutely and retorted: "Isn't that right? Because, I think both the Son and the Saint are very beautiful, and in various murals, as the apostles of God, the angels are also very beautiful.
Beautiful, I thought God liked beautiful things."
This is a novel angle. Joan of Arc was stunned: no one has ever understood God from this angle.
Indeed, when it comes to saying this, it seems that no matter where the murals or works are, God and God's apostles are all dignified and handsome...
Is it difficult, is it difficult...
Jeanne was shocked...
Could it be that this careless village girl like me is the evil person who smeared God?!
They say that God can control destiny. Is it possible that meeting Maeve here is also destiny?
Joan of Arc was completely surprised...
Queen Mary smiled and continued: "You are very cute! Joan of Arc!"
On the other side, Fujimaru Ritsuka and others were being toyed with by Maeve, applying nail polish, applying lip gloss, applying eye shadow, adjusting their hairstyles... Maeve was very busy.
Suddenly, she thought of something and said to everyone: "That's the end of today's class~~"
"Hey?! Teacher Maeve!!!"
Fujimaru Ritsuka grabbed her arm, she had just started learning!
"It doesn't matter, Ritsuka-chan. As long as a woman has a heart, she can be a battlefield at any time. What you lack now is a heart that is always on the battlefield! Therefore, I would like to recommend Maeve's special maintenance dressing box! All makeup props are available.
!Can cope with all terrains and weather conditions! It is the ultimate female Noble Phantasm!"
"I want it! No matter how much it costs, I want it!"
"Hehehe, I won't sell it. This is a woman's treasure... But, Xiao Lixiang, who makes you so cute? Let's do this. If you tell me the whereabouts of Xiao Ku, I will lend you this dressing box.
You~"
"I said! I said everything!!!"
Maeve had a happy look in her eyes...
Who says that you can't use charm on people of the same sex? The so-called charm is not just about female lust! Oh, hehehe...