"Ah, tell me, you are Ishtar? The god of war and love, the goddess of Venus who is in charge of beauty?"
Yagi Xuezai suddenly felt like singing loudly like a bard and walked closer to the boat. This tone of voice that wanted to be beaten was obviously learned from Shakespeare. This person was chased and beaten by Joan of Arc because of this tone of voice that wanted to be beaten.
There is the nonsense that he always slanders and says that Joan of Arc is promiscuous with men and women, and that after answering the call, she will have sex with the white-haired young master who speaks in a Hanae Natsuki accent.
In short, now Yagi is also imitating this guy who deserves a beating and taking two steps in this direction.
It can be seen that Ishtar was elated by his two compliments, with a smile on his face: "Oh, such sensible people are rare anymore. Speak more, speak more!"
Yagi said: "But, great God Ishtar, we very much want to offer you a great offering. However, we have more important things to do now..."
"Ah? Is there anything more important than this?"
"Of course, we want to protect the great god Ishtar!"
It’s coming! It’s coming, it’s coming! What Yagi Sekisai is best at, serious nonsense, is coming.
Ishtar frowned at his words and thought to herself, what did this man say? I obviously want to bless you, why do you want to bless me again?
"Great God Ishtar, allow me to overstep...you...should not be the [god] itself, but a summoned servant, right? Because your beauty is nothing compared to what you once were!"
"..."
Although these words seemed to be saying that Ishtar was ugly, but if you taste it carefully, it seemed that he was saying that he was beautiful. Ishtar couldn't figure out whether he meant to praise herself or to hurt herself, so she frowned and listened to him first.
go on.
"Yes, indeed, I was summoned back, but..."
"Yes, I'm afraid you merged with someone when you responded to the summons, right? It is what we often call a pseudo-summon. You select the person who is most compatible with you and perform synchronic fusion."
"Oh, you really know a lot..."
"But how can we mortals give birth to someone as beautiful as the goddess Ishtar?"
Yagi Xuezai's tone was high, and his excitement and sudden loudness prevented Ishtar from noticing that he had secretly changed his concept.
"Ahaha, there is no way, who made us goddesses!"
"So, do you know who the human being you rely on is?"
"Ah? Isn't she a miko or a high priest?"
"The one you rely on is none other than you, Lord Ishtar!"
"ah?"
Pfft... Fujimaru Ritsuka almost couldn't hold back her laughter. Mashu quickly covered her mouth and said urgently: "Senior, hold it back, hold it back..."
Fortunately, Ishtar was focused on Yagi's nonsense and didn't think much about it.
"What do you mean? I rely on myself?!"
"To be precise, you feel the turmoil of the entire world. If all human beings disappear, who will praise your beauty? Feeling this, the loving and beautiful goddess Ishtar, in a way that we mortals don't know
The secret technique has come to the world again... that is - the reincarnation of the goddess!"
".........I, I, am I this kind of person?"
What he said made Ishtar himself a little suspicious.
Although this Ishtar is very shrewd, he is not good at planning, and he is particularly bad at dealing with serious arguments and seemingly serious words.
Ishtar felt more and more confused, and Yagi Xuezhai knew from her expression that it was almost over.
"Come here quickly."
Yagi Xuezai greeted Astana and came over.
Ishtar took a look... Huo?! How come this little girl looks exactly the same as the girl he relies on! Although, she seems to be much younger than herself. But, but but... There is no doubt that she looks exactly the same.
ah!
"Yes, this is the reincarnation of the goddess Ishtar in the human world."
"...Ah...Hey, hey, hey? Wait, then, who am I relying on?"
"It's the future Lord Ishtar."
"Hey...hey? Hey hey? The future? No, as a god, I rely on my future self? Hey hey hey?"
It's confusing, extremely confusing.
This is a topic that becomes more confusing the more you think about it, just like who killed me and who I killed, but in the end I came to the conclusion that I killed me.
This is nonsense.
From the moment he communicated with Yagi, Ishtar lost.
When facing this kind of person, you should not believe a word he says.
"Yes, so we have decided to dedicate all the treasures to the goddess Ishtar. And... we implore the great god Ishtar to help us."
"No, I, I'm a goddess! How could I just meddle in your affairs so casually?"
"No, this is not casual, we are protecting your reincarnation."
Yagi Yusei's words made Ishtar increasingly shaken.
Yagi Xuesai knew that at times like this, he had to use harsh materials.
"Lord Ishtar! Allow me to overstep my bounds. Please come here. I have absolute evidence here that can make you believe that everything I say is not false."
"Okay, okay! Just say it! I'm warning you, if you dare to lie to me, I will blow all of you into pieces!"
Ishtar came over angrily and signaled Yagi Sekisai to whisper to her. Yagi Sekisai bowed respectfully, came over and said softly...
"I know that you are here, actually looking for the lost Bull of Heaven..."
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby," you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, how did you know?!"
"Lord Ishtar, besides you, does anyone else know about this?"
"...Yes, yes, yes, I told you?"
Ishtar's eyes widened and he looked at Astana, feeling that this girl with the same face as her looked more and more like him...
The shaken Ishtar shook his head in disbelief.
The Bull of Heaven is Ishtar's most powerful trump card. Losing this thing is as incomprehensible as King Arthur losing his sword, Siegfried throwing away his dragon armor, and Mordred no longer rebelling.
Ishtar was sure that she would not talk about such a shameful thing everywhere. In other words... there was only one possibility for others to know about this matter...
Ishtar told the others herself.
On the other hand, that little woman who looks three or five years younger than me is really... me?
Speaking of which, I did ask for a drug that could resurrect the dead, thus saving the plant god... and when I summoned it, I felt as if my power was split into two...
That is to say...
Do two selves really exist at the same time?
That, that, that, that...that, isn't he blackmailing himself?!
Seeing Ishtar's confused appearance, Yagi Xuezai breathed a sigh of relief: Done.
Originally, to get rid of this woman, at least 2.50% of the ore treasures in King Gilgamesh's treasury were needed.
Well, then, since I can convince her with words, then won’t the 2.50% of the ore in the Jin Shining Treasure House be my own kickback?
Oh hehehe, I’m a little excited just thinking about it!