"Hmph~~Uh-huh~~Stir-fry here! Woof woof! Uh-huh-huh~ Sasa over there~woah! Delicious~rice~but it's a pity there's no~~radish~carrot--radish~~~"
Deep in the forest, a girl in a maid outfit was humming an incomprehensible song.
Yes, maid outfit.
No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with France or history. This is the product of the transformation of maid uniforms when Japan began to create animations and comics on a large scale at the end of the 20th century. It is now often seen in Akihabara, Japan.
The kind of maid outfit decorated with lace, mainly for the sake of looking good.
Real maids will not dress so gorgeously. After all, real maids have to perform various tasks. Being too gorgeous will only affect the work.
She has long pink hair, casually tied into a ponytail, but it is really casual. The braid is fluffy and fluffy, and you can see the hair standing up everywhere. A pair of fluffy fox ears stand out from time to time.
As the mood twitched, the part of the face turned out to be that of a completely human female. She looked cute, because she was immersed in her own world, and her expression was very happy.
Her hands were wearing huge cat-paw gloves, and her white stockings were inserted into a pair of huge cat-paw boots. From behind the fluffy and gorgeous maid uniform, a big furry tail extended out.
this……
Let’s sum it up.
This is a woman with animal ears on her head, animal claw gloves on her hands, animal claw boots on her feet, a tail behind her butt, and a modern maid outfit.
This...wow...what kind of heroic spirit is this?
What’s even more strange is that this girl who is humming a strange song is using her big gloves that can’t make even small movements to easily grab something like a frying pan—it looks like an iron shield??—
—Then he grilled a huge steak on the bonfire raised on the ground. In his other hand, he held a kitchen knife and poked the meat on it.
The sound of fire, the sound of metal, and the sound of singing that I heard just now all come alive now.
So...what exactly is this view?
No matter whether it is the Master of Chaldea or the Servant from the Throne of Heroes, no one has ever seen such a strange scenery. Isn't this... too weird?
"Uh-huh, okay, okay! It's ready! Okay, let's add magic to the food to make it taste delicious! Lovelove! tamatamamo——love~ let it taste delicious!"
Just like a shameful performance that can only be seen in modern maid cafes (the kind only available in Japan), the girl full of "beast" attributes used her huge paws to make a heart mark on the steak that had been tested.
Everyone in Chaldea was dumbfounded. When had they seen this before? Everyone was dumbfounded.
This is especially true for Yagi Yukisai. As a man who has actually been to the Akihabara maid cafe, he said...
What a shame! What kind of shameful play is this? You’re even embarrassed, okay?
"Huh? Looks like some customers are here! Welcome to Tamamo restaurant - there is no outdoor limited version! How many guests are there?"
She seemed to be really soliciting customers, greeting everyone with a bright smile.
Because there are too many faults, whether it’s Yagi Yukisai or Mashu, I don’t know where to start complaining. I always feel that once I start complaining, there will be no end, so I might as well be smarter and start complaining.
It's better to just give up thinking.
In short, let's not focus on this violent attribute. At least she looks very cute as a girl, so that's enough.
Yagi Xuezai nodded while talking to himself, reaching understanding.
No matter what, the person coming here must be a Servant. Whether it is an enemy or a friend... I can't tell yet.
Because she is now greeting everyone to sit down with a cheerful face.
Those huge cat claw gloves, no matter how you look at them, should hinder fine movements, but she wears them and uses various tableware skillfully.
Siegfried coughed lightly, motioned Yagi Xuezai to look over, and raised his chin towards the corner.
Looking along, Yagi Xuezai found that the land next to him was wet. The color of the turf was dark red, which was obviously the color of the earth soaked with blood. There were also some large bones, and it could be vaguely seen that they had long necks.
And the huge creature, the blood-stained scales and extracted teeth were just thrown aside.
(Is it a flying dragon?)
Yagi Xuezai looked at the huge steak cooking in her hands and finally understood what kind of meat it was.
However, he was relieved.
After all, he is someone who has read the famous Chinese novel Water Margin, and he suddenly thought that some black shops would use tourists as materials to make uncomfortable things like "Human Flesh Banquet". Fortunately, the dragon can still accept it.
I don’t know if this is a cosplay or something else, but it’s currently focusing its full attention on the steak.
Smelling the fragrance, Fujimaru Ritsuka's stomach growled unsatisfactorily.
Servants do not need to eat.
Therefore, Vlad III certainly does not need it.
Since there is no need, of course there is no food prepared in Vlad III's castle...
Because she had escaped from the castle and the smell around the castle was so nauseating, she didn't notice: In fact, she hadn't eaten for more than fourteen hours.
After the stomach is smaller, the feeling of hunger has become much duller. Now when I smell something delicious, all five senses are connected, and the sense of smell takes the lead in imprinting the word delicious on all the senses of the body.
The result is that I am hungry.
"Hey! This is made by Tamamo Jin, and the charcoal-grilled Feilong steak is also here! Woof! Please try it~"
Judging from the way she jumps around, she looks like a large husky dog... Of course, the coat color is completely different.
When the steak came, Fujimaru Ritsuka didn't care whether it was poisonous or not. He quickly took it and ate it, without caring about the image, he grabbed the steak and stuffed it into his mouth and bit it boldly.
"Wow! It's delicious! It's so delicious!"
She made a gurgling sound from her mouth, and her words were mixed with chewing, making them very blurry.
Vlad III frowned and sighed: "Pay attention to your appearance, Master."
With that said, he reached out from his pocket and took out a pure white handkerchief decorated with gold thread, wiped Fujimaru Ritsuka's mouth, and wiped the corners of her mouth that were messed up by her overly heroic eating posture.
"Thanks!"
She smiled and thanked her. She had just said she should be more reserved, but then she found... there were no knives and forks here...
Eating steak without utensils... this... still... needs to be done, right?
We can't let Siegfried use his sword to cut it, right?
Even if people agree...
Fujimaru Ritsuka looked at the sword. It was the sword that had killed countless enemies before... What... I didn't mean to slander the hero. There must be a lot of bacteria on the blade, right? It's very unhygienic, right?
After thinking a lot, Fujimaru Ritsuka resolutely reached out to the steak, let's get started!
On the side, this strange woman who looked like a cat, a dog, and a fox had an interesting look on her face. She looked at her feasting and looked happy.