Shakespeare smelled something interesting and hurried to the kitchen.
I was running so fast that I didn't even turn off the wireless microphone in my hand. I could clearly hear the sound of fabric rubbing through the loudspeaker, and I could clearly see Shakespeare striding into the room.
"What! What happened!!!"
Of course, the wireless microphone does not have a recording function, so you can only hear the sound.
"Migu?!?! Hey, don't bite the tail, no, the tail can't do it, hey hey hey, who brought this guy here! Pull away quickly! Let her stay away from me!"
"Hee hee hee! Blood sacrifice, blood sacrifice! Offer blood to the cat! At that time, the cat will dedicate these sharp claws to you! Lend the cat's claw! Woof woof ~ ah ah ah woo (bite)"
"Hey! Hey, the host over there, this is the person you asked for! Get her away quickly! Don't just look at the few people over there!! And there's you, obviously it's just
A tail, even the proverb is wrong! That’s not what “borrowing the cat’s hand” means!”
(Note: Borrowing a cat’s hand in Japanese means being so busy that even a cat’s paws that cannot help are wanted to borrow. The general usage is: being so busy that even a cat’s paw is wanted to help.)
"Oh haha, even I didn't expect this kind of development! Internal strife! Oh, awesome! This plot is very good. Well, if you add a little dramatic element, for example, both ladies fall in love with Chaldea
Who will come to engage in a love confrontation? No, this seems too cliché. Well! Sure enough, the element of hatred should also be added. Simply, it is the son of the enemy who falls in love! Ah, how will fate flow? Our creation
Desire is burning!"
"What are you burning! Don't make up random plots, get her out of the way quickly! I said, you summoned me for your own sake, and then just for this kind of thing!?"
"At this time, Miss Fox said: There is no love burning in your chest! What you are talking about is just a false plot. Leave my lover quickly! Oh, my servants, pull her away quickly -
That’s probably what it feels like.”
"Why are you tampering with my words again! Be careful, I will hit you! I will really hit you! I will hit you with this mirror that looks painful!"
"Hmm, let's add elements of the magic mirror? No. This will make people think of Snow White, and then the fairy tale. Well, let's give up on this idea."
"What are you talking about!!"
As the sound of conversation came intermittently from the wireless microphone, it was not difficult to hear that there was obviously internal strife in the other camp.
Moreover, Shakespeare not only failed to break up the fight, but also kept fanning the flames.
Andersen sighed loudly and slumped on the table helplessly: "It's over, that guy's bad taste has come again - I say! You are a third-rate writer over there! Hurry up and announce the results of the competition! Hurry up!"
"Oh, we forgot. Anyway, the Purgatory Kitchen did not bring out any food this time, so it is judged that the Chaldean side wins! Then, the second duel is a snack duel! Okay! I have finished reading!
You two decide what to do! - Miss Cat just kept giggling, oh, with her chest filled with a lover's smile, she could no longer care about all the objections. Her mood at the moment was as if she wanted to tear herself apart.
It’s as hot and intense as cracking a love rival’s chest!”
"She just keeps tearing it up! Stop! The miko uniform is easy to tear!"
It seems that it still needs to be... chaotic for a while?
————————————————
In the second kitchen, Matthew was shocked as she listened to the announcement of the results. No matter what, we had won for the time being. She clenched her fists tightly and whispered to everyone behind her: "Seniors! We won!"
"...How should I put it? It feels so subtle to win because the opponent didn't participate."
Ding Xiaowan crossed her arms and looked like she couldn't let go.
"Speaking of which, the craftsmanship is quite impressive!"
Yagi Xuesai praised.
I originally thought that this girl was just an ordinary chef like myself. But when I thought about it carefully, the chef who was invited to participate in the food show in the United States must be a first-class cook. Because she was too young, and the palace clothes she wore were too
Like cosplay, Yagi Xuezhai always instinctively suspects that she is just an ordinary little girl.
"Hey, hey, I didn't expect... the soup that was just a side dish could actually win."
Ding Xiaowan herself couldn't believe it. When she heard people praise her, the inherent virtue of modesty in Chinese people made her blush a little, and she laughed softly.
"But the second game is about snacks. As for snacks, they are the ones we usually eat, right?"
Matthew's first reaction was the snacks that he often saw in Chaldea before. Miss Boudica and Miss Martha would occasionally make those exquisite pastries.
"Yeah, but the category of snacks is very broad. Broadly speaking, any snack eaten before a meal can be called snacks. The taste doesn't have to be sweet. Well, I'm really worried... I'm the only one who's not good at it.
Choice...that is, fear of choice..."
Ding Xiaowan looked troubled. Yagi Xuesai and Fujimaru Ritsuka's eyes shone brightly, and they almost grabbed her hand and shook it violently.
"We understand you!" x2
People in the past probably didn't understand this feeling very well. This is a disease unique to young people in the new era, when they are born with unlimited choices, but their pocket money is never enough.
To put it simply, I want everything, but don’t have enough money, so I can only choose a few things, but I can’t give up on them.
In this way, it seems that it can also be called a "poverty" disease.
This is truly a terminal illness.
"Anyway, no matter what, let's prepare some useful things like dough first. Let me think about it, what should I do?"
——————————————
Meanwhile, First Kitchen.
"Um, let me tell you, can you two step aside for a while to fight? I have to use the cooking table."
Boudica looked at the two people fighting in the room with a troubled expression.
One is Tamamo Cat, wearing a maid outfit and a white apron, and the other is an unknown fox lady who was summoned. She looks exactly like Tamamo Cat, but her temperament is much more dignified and generous, and she is wearing a blue miko uniform.
They are entangled together. Because of them, Boudica's actions are now very hindered.
"I really want to get out of the way, but it's this guy...it's just a tail! Why is it so difficult..."
"Ah hahaha, my blood sacrifice~my blood sacrifice~ah ho!"
"What are you talking about seriously! Ahhh! Enough is enough! I want to go home! I shouldn't have answered this call in the first place!"