How could Yagi know why the Imperial Lord of Justice was here and why he was attacking him, because they were not attacking him at all!
But who let himself lie just now?
He remembered that there seemed to be a saying that lying should be mixed with truth and falsehood. Otherwise, if it was all the truth, it would not be called lying. If it was all lies, it would be exposed as soon as it was exposed.
As a result, once in actual combat, I was just playing tricks, and sure enough...
(I am a real and beautiful man who is not good at lying!)
As he thought this, his mind began to spin rapidly, thinking about how to deceive the other party.
"Well……"
But, what should I say?
If it were an ordinary earth, he could still talk about irrelevant things, but now this is the Servant Universe, and he knows nothing about this place, so what should he do...
Just when he was at a loss what to do, the other party actually spoke first, and with a sound effect that sounded like the protagonist being revealed in Metal Gear Solid, a big exclamation mark appeared on the top of its head.
"The Dark King's teacher? Is it the Dark King's teacher?!"
"Um?!"
This shameful name made Yagi Xuezai's heart tighten. Before he could think about the practical significance, he was overwhelmed by the feeling of shame.
"Who are you……"
It calls itself teacher, indicating that it was once a member of the Chaldean Academy of the Universe, a school that claims to cultivate SSR stars of tomorrow.
However, I clearly remember that there are no such robot students in the school...
ah!
Could it be...
"Could it be that you are..."
"Yeah, you can see it!"
"Are you the daughter of Professor B (Professor Babbage)!"
"No way!!"
No matter how you think about it, the only person who can have anything to do with machines is Professor Babbage.
Not really! She's not the daughter of that mecha enthusiast... By the way, why did I assume that this is a woman? Sure enough, it's because this mecha has breasts. Obviously, the breasts of robots are used to shoot beam cannons or missiles.
The... is more about strength than love...
"Why...ah! That's it! It's just the appearance! I know!"
The other party came to an understanding on his own and removed the robot... helmet on his head?! Is that robot's appearance actually a helmet?!
What was then revealed was a head that seemed to be wrapped in some kind of tights material. The golden curtain was still exposed, and there were protruding mechanical structures on the ears, just like the antennas of a machine.
Even if that face is shapeless, Yagi will never mistake it.
That is Artoria's face.
"So you know me, right?"
"Um...I said..."
"Um?"
"Almost everyone here has this face, how can I possibly tell who you are!"
"Hey?! I, I'm different from that kind of saber who adds value randomly! Can't you tell! My extraordinary gorgeous temperament as a saber among sabers... it's me! x... No, now, it should be
Call me xx!”
"You should never write your name on paper, it will be misunderstood..."
However, Artoria's face, plus the strange symbol x...
Yagi Xuezai thought for a long time, tore a sleeve from her sleeve and put it on her head, making a hat-like shape. She watched a bunch of golden heads poke through her sleeve, standing proudly...
"Ah! It's indeed the mysterious heroine x! It's Miss x!"
"How do you remember me?"
The other party couldn't help but complain.
While the two were chatting, the sound of shelling could be heard more clearly in the sky.
The woman who claimed to be xx put on her helmet again: "It seems that we have reached here, well, the Golden Horse cannot fly yet... we can only... Okay, I will go to lead the attack first, hello, the Dark Lord
Teacher! Please take your responsibility and help me repair the Golden Horse! Specifically, collect G-type converters, universal lenses and vacuum tubes. Ah, occasionally my photos will drop, so I’ll give them to you.
Give it a reward! How about it be a good deal! In exchange, I will help the teacher solve the big trouble outside!"
The mysterious heroine xx, who had put on her helmet again, transformed into a suspicious-looking robot girl. Blue light erupted from her back and she flew towards the sky...
Wow! You can actually fly! Isn’t it a cosplay!!!
Yagi Xuezhai was stunned for a long time, and finally he only had this feeling.
I thought she would unlock the advanced emotion of cosplay later. Maybe the job agency also changed from assassin to coser, but it turned out not to be...
Entrusted by others, Yagi Xuezai walked into her golden horse with great swagger...
There was a sloppy smell coming from inside.
Specifically...
It's just...the flavors of various flavors of instant noodles mixed together.
Braised beef, braised chicken with mushrooms, pickled cabbage, shrimp and fish...all are instant noodles.
Then there is a slight smell of sweat and air purifier.
It's very subtle.
Probably because of the impact just now, the instant noodle buckets were everywhere, and there was spilled soup everywhere. There were many daily necessities randomly placed in the space, such as sneakers, with the heels hanging off, they were probably just replaced.
Not long after he came down, there were several pieces of blue sportswear that he had changed into next to him. Yagi Xuezhai sighed and took them out. As expected, he was not so lucky. They had already been covered with the soup of instant noodles, and there was a smell.
Subtle flavor.
Yagi threw it away casually, and the clothes collided with the wall, making a bang...
"Um?"
Feeling something was wrong, how could something as thin as clothing make such a sound? He quickly searched and took out a small black notebook from the pocket of his sportswear.
Police officer certificate...
There is also a line below: Galaxy Universe Police Sign.
No matter how you look at it, it’s worth complaining about.
Opening it, there was a photo of Arturia's face in a suit that looked a little too colorful. The name was written underneath: Mysterious heroine xx...
Hey! That’s too much! How can anyone write like this when they join the company? And, they actually passed it?!
In short, in line with the principle of never stealing something empty, Yagi put it into his pocket.
Help her repair her boat?
Are you kidding? Why would you do such troublesome things?
That's enough, okay! I just finished repairing one boat, how come? After repairing one boat, there will be another one, and after repairing one boat, there will be another one. I'm afraid it won't take three years to build it! Then three years and three years later.
…
Yagi was thinking about all sorts of things now, and after exploring xx's spaceship, he came to the conclusion: This is simply a room for a sloppy office worker! All kinds of things are randomly placed in it, and it seems that he sleeps directly in the operation room every day.
Lying on a chair and putting your feet on the operating table is very unsightly.
Leftover instant noodles are also thrown away.
The few things that can be photographed and used are the Galaxy Police ID and...
A space suit.
A set of spacesuits fell out of the storage space under the floor. It was vacuum-packed on the outside, obviously unopened, and there was a thin instruction sheet on it. It seemed that it had been placed inside the spacecraft since it was built.
It is an emergency space suit. But judging from the amount of dust on it, it seems that no one, neither the owner nor the maintenance personnel, paid much attention to it...
Yagi got the rare materials and walked towards his spaceship...or flying room? It was time to wake up Ritsuka. He must not be the only one to enjoy this kind of chaos.