In the cauldron on the top of the mountain, Master Tripitaka lamented while feebly cleaning his body.
This kind of pot is so huge that it can accommodate a whole person. Yagi has only seen it in European and American legends and Tom and Jerry.
The alchemical cauldron used by witches in European and American legends is just like this. By the way, Circe also had a similar cauldron.
But overall, this pot looks more like Tom and Jerry's. After all, there is a person sitting in it and water is boiling underneath.
A circle of little ghosts were surrounding the fire, and Yagi was still urging: "Is the fire strong enough? Increase your strength!"
"No need! It's very hot!"
Master Sanzang grabbed the big pot and retorted to Yagi.
Like almost all chapters in Journey to the West, after the monster captures Tang Sanzang, he will start to prepare a banquet with great enthusiasm, which can basically be summarized as: steamed chapter, braised chapter, and sashimi chapter.
Why does it sound so much like a food novel?
Of course, no matter which way you eat it, you have to choose a good and auspicious day or invite friends. In short, you can't eat it on the spot. Otherwise, what else would you write in Journey to the West? The four masters and apprentices came up and a master died. Then
Just stop writing.
Yagi Xuezai came to her side with a smile, reached out and took some hot water from the big pot and tasted it: "Well, the seasoning is very good."
"Very good - that's weird!"
Master Sanzang said anxiously, stretching out his arms to push him away.
That being said, there is no explanation yet as to why this is the case.
Shuten-douji made fun of Yagi for a long time, which made Ibaraki very hostile to him, and drove him to the kitchen to be responsible for the banquet cooking.
So, Yagi asked Master Sanzang to take a bath in the pot.
because.
You can't let your guests eat dirty people? Even if they are ghosts, you have to be more particular.
Of course, this is entirely out of Yagi's bad taste.
For ghosts, they don't care whether they are clean or not when it comes to eating humans. Otherwise, from the perspective of food hygiene, humans with various toxins accumulated in their bodies are obviously not a good choice.
Like the American cartoon, fill a large pot with hot water, add salt, pepper, aniseed, scallions, onions, carrots, potatoes... and then let Sanzo take a bath in it.
If Yagi could give these ingredients to Sanzo and let her sit in the pot and wash and cut them, it would be more like the unfolding of a cartoon.
Of course, this is all a joke. Yagi had already proposed that he should eat Sanzo during the demon banquet.
Now there is a question: Who is responsible for the cooking of the Demon Banquet?
It's a traitor.
At this time, add a little bit of medicinal powder... just...hey hey hey...
But, can Yagi know how to refine medicine?
the answer is negative.
If he had knowledge of pharmacology, he would never blindly take the medicine Paracelsus gave him.
but……
Hundreds of faces meet.
Although she is not a Hassan who specializes in poisons, she still has general pharmacological knowledge and knows how to poison these monsters.
In this case, Sanzang's life will not be in danger before the demon banquet.
During the demon banquet, these monsters were knocked unconscious by Yagi. At that time, they could kill Shuten Ibaraki or elope with Sanzo in love.
Ah, forget the latter.
I feel like I will be reckoned with by Circe.
Forget it.
Moreover, Yagi felt that King Minotaur would not give up when he discovered that Sanzo had escaped. He would definitely come to cause trouble for Shuten.
Moreover, when the other demon kings heard that the Tripitaka of the Bull-headed King was snatched away, they would probably be careful. When the time comes, they would have to deal with the enemies of Chaldea on the land of Dajiangshan, no matter how much damage they caused, they would die.
No matter who you are, it has nothing to do with Chaldea.
As long as Yagi cooks, hangs around, and teases this overly naive older sister, he can easily destroy a wave of enemies. Ah, it's really great.
He couldn't help but think of the math book that Professor M gave him in the last singularity, which contained such a method.
First establish a common goal, then use this goal to lure enemies into conquering each other, and finally reap the benefits yourself.
I always feel that this thing is not mathematics, but is based on the principles of sociology and strong black science.
Therefore, Sanzang only knows how to take a bath now.
Why do you feel that the logic is not very smooth?
That's of course, because the previous logic was all made up by Yagi, and he just wanted to trick her into taking a shower.
Don't get me wrong, he is serious: How can a woman be locked up for a long time without taking a shower? This is a kind of torture! As a follower of the Savior, of course he must protect the rights of women!
As for taking a look while taking a shower, that's all just slander by outsiders with their vulgar lust and malicious speculation.
Yagi would never admit that kind of thing.
Master Tripitaka didn’t show much resistance when he arrived.
because……
On her way to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, she took a bath under various strict conditions more than once.
For Buddhism, it is originally emphasized that form is emptiness. Since form does not exist, there is no need to have too much shame.
What Master Tripitaka couldn't bear was bathing in a pot of onions, carrots, salt and pepper soup, with water boiling underneath. It gave him the psychological illusion of being cooked.
Of course, Yagi wrote runes on the pot and set the dynamic conditions. When the water temperature is too high, the runes will absorb heat.
Rune is really versatile.
Yagi already wanted to ask Scathach-sensei if he had any runes that turned transparent or something.
"Hey! I came over to check on the situation, I'm working hard! Uh-huh, I'm working hard! It looks so delicious."
Ibaraki Doji broke in, looked at Master Sanzang in the pot, and licked his tongue with greed.
"Don't eat it secretly. This is the main dish of the banquet. If you want to eat it, there are grilled chimeras over there."
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuok then, let's use Chimera first."
Ibaraki Doji tried hard to open her eyes. Although she really wanted to eat, she had to endure it for the sake of Shuten's majesty. She picked up the roasted chimera's hind leg and took a big bite. Suddenly she thought of something and hurriedly
Said: "I'm not here to steal food! I'm here to review whether your work is being carried out properly!"
“Can I have marshmallows for snack?”
"Marshmallow!!! Are you a god!"
"Hmph, yes, I am Kira... the Kami of the new world! I am already justice and the hope of the whole world!"
Yagi Yukisai immediately continued playing with the joke, but Ibaraki had obviously never watched the anime, so the joke was cut off.
Yagi couldn't help but miss Fujimaru Ritsuka a little bit. If she were still around, she would definitely not leave her jokes alone, she would definitely pick up the memes, and then the two of them would start a meme storm.
Now, what Yagi has to do is to wait peacefully for Shuten Doji's demon banquet, and then sit back and wait for the other demon kings to come and attack Oeyama.
After passing these things through Hassan Baimei, Yagi missed Fujimaru Ritsuka more and more.
I really want to do nothing and just lie in bed with Fujimaru all day long - reading comics, playing jokes, playing ii-u, ps4 is fine...