In the Chaldean bathroom, Andersen was lying in the sink, his body soaked in water, his head resting on the bathtub, one hand hanging down along the edge, and his usual quill decorated with huge gems could be seen falling on it.
at hand.
There are two orange lights on the top of his head, making the overall picture orange and dark, giving it the look of an oil painting.
And...this composition...
Yagi looked at it over and over again several times...
"Hey! Isn't this "The Death of Marat"?!"
This is a composition imitating the Death of Marat painted by a French artist in the late 18th century. It is very similar except that Andersen is smaller and looks like an elementary school student.
"Shh, don't talk, I'm already dead."
Andersen made such a sound, and as soon as he finished speaking, he immediately tilted his head and pretended to be a corpse.
Yagi Xuezai was speechless. Is there a corpse that can talk? But I always feel that if I complain, I will lose. Let’s forget it.
So he gave up taking a bath in the bathtub and went to the shower area inside...
However, Shakespeare was lying on his back on the ground, his body was red and there was a wound on his arm.
He clasped his hands together, as if a devout Christian undertaker had helped tidy them up, with a quiet expression on his face, holding a cross in his hand, and among the red, there was a circle of beautiful white flowers.
As soon as Yagi came closer, he smelled a sweet and sour smell.
This is……
"Hey! The smell of ketchup is coming to me!!! Be more professional! Can you use plasma!"
"...Tch, don't always think about complaining, young man."
"Okay, then let me ask you, Andersen was in The Death of Mala just now, what kind of cosplay were you doing?"
"Oh!? Do you even know about Mara's death?"
"Don't confuse me with someone like Ritsuka who doesn't study hard! I still know the things mentioned in the art textbook, okay! Even though I read them in English class."
Shakespeare curled his lips and said: "Then you must not have studied English well. I am imitating Hamlet! Look at the sword wound on this arm. It was stabbed by a poisonous sword. I only have thirty minutes to live now."
.”
"...Don't suddenly add drama to yourself for no reason, you bastard! Let me take a bath! Give me another place to die!"
"No, not anywhere else."
Shakespeare and Andersen retorted together.
Just when Yagi was about to ask a question, Jeanne's voice came from the door.
"Yagi? Are you in there?"
"I am here."
"That's great. Please catch those two irresponsible writers."
As Joan of Arc spoke, she heard the crisp clenching of her fists. Then came Martha from the side: "Okay! I'm in good condition today. Lord, please close your eyes temporarily. Martha is going to be released from the ban."
These are the fists!"
Obviously, these two grandsons had done something immoral for some reason, and were then chased by Martha and Joan of Arc into the men's bath. No wonder... no wonder Yagi felt murderous intent when he first entered the bathroom, and thought he was going to the men's bath next door.
The intention to kill his father came from Mordred in the bathhouse, it turned out to be you!
"What did you two do?"
Yagi felt that it was no small matter for these two saints to be so angry.
"No! I don't know! We were wronged!"
The two people quickly complained to Yagi: "You have to know, we are just ordinary writers. We just stay in the room drinking tea and writing. Oh, we are unjust."
"..."
Yagi looked unbelieving. He turned around and asked Joan at the door: "What's going on?"
"Well...if I don't explain clearly, you won't help, right? Then, please read this book."
The door was obviously supposed to be locked, but there was a loud banging sound, and the entire door panel was opened by strange force! Along the crack of the door, a magazine was stuffed in.
The cover shows Joan of Arc's smile, which looks particularly healing.
this is…………
Magazine?
Yagi was curious, the world was burned down, where would the publishing house come from to publish the magazine?
The title clearly says "Monthly☆Chaldea", and the subtitle below is: Once a month, for you to enjoy!
Then, printed in size 3 fonts on the side guide: The saint’s unknown little secret!
Turn to the corresponding page and take a look...
Joan of Arc is actually a bitch! She messes around with men and women! She is the public lover of the French army who can do everything she can!
Martha is a country girl with no etiquette!
In fact, Giorgios doesn't like women, he likes horses. He wants to marry a horse!
Amakusa Shiro is actually very ugly, and this kind of guy is not worthy of being a saint at all. He is just being blown away!
"You wrote this?"
Yagi raised an eyebrow.
"Ahahaha, this is... which... is the... writer's livelihood, the so-called writing."
Shakespeare said haha.
After all, Britain and France fought fiercely because of the Hundred Years War and had a very bad relationship. In Shakespeare's time, it was right to be hostile to France. It was the trend of the times. So Shakespeare wrote a lot of things that slandered Joan of Arc.
Yagi snorted coldly: "If you write this kind of thing, don't blame others for finding you! How could Joan of Arc be a bitch!"
"Yes, yes!"
Joan of Arc at the door also helped.
"If she was having sex, why didn't I encounter such a good thing?"
"ah?!"
An incredible retort came from Joan of Arc at the door. Although it was only one byte, it contained the meaning of "What nonsense are you talking about while taking advantage of the chaos? Although I am very happy that you can speak for me, you can't take advantage of the chaos."
I'm cheap!" This kind of meaning is much more powerful than the high-speed divine words.
"Anyway, accept your fate."
Yagi grabbed one by one and pulled the two irresponsible writer heroes up.
"Wait a minute, Yagi! I'm innocent!!! I didn't write anything!!! That article was written by Shakespeare! It's none of my business!"
"Oh, yes, I forgot you are a fairy tale writer."
Yagi let go of one hand and threw Shakespeare out the door. As for what would happen next, Yagi had no control over it.
Anyway, I heard Joan of Arc say: "Very well, Shakespeare, I want to have a good talk with you now. Let's go to a place where it won't affect other people!"
"No! I, I have done meritorious deeds for the Master! I have shed blood for Chaldea! You can't do this to me! I want to see the director!!!"
“It’s useless to talk more!!”
Joan of Arc dragged Shakespeare, her voice getting farther and farther away.
but……
Yagi doesn't quite understand why Martha is there too? That... village girl or something... In fact, everyone knows...
"Humph, the man over there is not innocent either! Look behind you!"
Martha's voice came through the door, and it seemed that her target was not Shakespeare.
Yagi was about to turn the page when Andersen suddenly grabbed his wrist.
"Yagi. Sometimes, trust between people is like this. Listen to me. Don't get involved anymore. You have to understand that sometimes, insisting on pursuing things will not make things better."
The little boy spoke with great philosophy.
"For example, in the story of the ugly duckling, although it eventually grows into a white swan, if we look deeper into why the white swan is among the ducks, is this a loss of morality or a loss of humanity? Another example is the story of the three little pigs.
, why don’t boars and sows protect their children? Have they become food for wolves, or have they abandoned their children? Pigs give birth to more than a dozen at a time, so why do three piglets live together? Other brothers
Where are the sisters? So, sometimes, don’t explore too seriously. Life is already so sad, so don’t take some things seriously. When it’s over, let it pass!”
What Andersen said seemed to make sense, and Yagi nodded, benefiting a lot.
Then he continued to flip through the book without mercy.
Andersen put his hands on his arms and was lifted up without mercy.
After flipping through several more pages, I finally saw it.
Fairy tale special.
It was a Chaldean fairy tale.
It tells the story of a family of three mice who, in order not to be caught by the cat, tied a bell on the cat's head, and then...
Even though there was the sound of the bell, the cat still caught it and ate it.
"Ugh... this kind of fairy tale can't be read to others, right?"
"What do you know! If you don't let children sort out correct values at an early age, they will only be beaten when they enter this dark society, and in the end they will lose confidence and surrender!"
"Very good, Martha, I'll leave this product to you."
Two days later, with a hearty smile, Shakespeare met someone and said: "Ah, gentlemen, I like saints! Joan of Arc is a treasure of mankind, Martha is a pious saint, Giorgios is
The perfect saint."
Andersen also seemed to be clean, with an innocent smile like a child: "Hey hey hey~~ I have to write a happy ending today, it will be no problem~ everyone will be happy~"