Gilgamesh angrily drove away the two of them. Unexpectedly, they were also fools who coveted his treasure house!
It is a serious crime to dare to harbor unreasonable thoughts about the king's treasury.
However, because Fujimaru Ritsuka did not ask for her own selfish desires this time, Gilgamesh graciously forgave her. But there will be no next time!
After being kicked out, Fujimaru Ritsuka spread his hands and smiled bitterly: "Then, what should we do now?"
"Hmm... By the way, Ritsuka, how is your writing ability?"
"I'm not bragging, I'm really just at a passing level."
"I'm thinking, how about we write it ourselves? You see, you are the person in Chaldea who knows the heroic spirits best, right? We understand not only the recorded posture of heroic spirits in history, but also the actual state of heroic spirits.
, let’s just use it as a joke?”
Yes, many people's historical records are inconsistent with reality.
For example, King Arthur is a man in the history. Okita Souji is a handsome man and other gender non-conforming characters.
For example, Sherlock Holmes is actually not fiction, it is real.
For example, Jason is clearly a decent person in mythology, but turns out to be a scumbag in reality. Uh-huh.
For example, Lu Bu was obviously a great warrior in history, but in reality he was a Strike Gundam or something.
Wouldn’t it be interesting to sort out these differences and publish them?
At least, it shouldn’t be a problem to put together a manuscript, right?
With this thought in mind, Yagi Sekssai encouraged Fujimaru Ritsuka to take action.
The heroic spirits also provided various supports.
——What do you think of the fact that King Arthur is a man?
"Male? Ah, that's normal. Because after I drew my sword, I always presented myself as a man. It is recorded that I am a tall and handsome boy? Ah, that is probably the beautification of the emperor."
Arturia frankly expressed her understanding that her gender had been tampered with.
"Hey! Isn't that natural? Father... the King of Knights has no gender!"
Mordred was wearing a helmet and armor, and for some reason he happened to be in a team with Artoria today.
Arturia glanced at her, and Mordred instantly swallowed the last half of the word "father".
By the way, due to time constraints, there are still several Artoria in Chaldea who will not visit them.
——What do you think of the phrase “eating cake without bread”?
"Hey, eating cake without bread? Oh, I wouldn't say such rude words. You are really cute, Ritsuka-chan."
Queen Mary held the tea cup, took a small sip, and pursed her lips with a sweet smile.
"Actually, Maria is from the incorruptible faction! Her main idea is that the royal family and the nobility should save unnecessary expenses and use the funds for the people. Those kind of things are just rumors...ah, inspiration comes
Well, let’s just use these slanders as material and write a song in ‘D major’!”
Queen Mary's court musician said this, gesturing with his hands in the air, as if he was conducting an air orchestra.
"Yes, as an executioner, I can guarantee that Mary is not someone who would say that."
Sanson, who had executed Queen Marie, was also in Marie's room for some reason, and seemed to have a close relationship with her. At least based on Queen Marie's appearance, she probably didn't mind.
"Yes, please clarify this rumor... Hey? About my gender? Isn't that kind of thing okay? Why did the issue change when I came here!"
Knight Dion smiled awkwardly, but his eyebrows knitted together.
——How do you view the fact that Sherlock Holmes is actually fictional?
"Let me tell you, that guy has no common sense at all! He talks to himself and likes to leave his buttons on. You have never seen him! That kind of bastard pretty boy, you will know after talking to him. At the most critical moment, he
He will say that there is insufficient evidence at the moment, so I won’t say it for now! It will whet your appetite, and then at the most critical moment, one step before deciphering the answer, he will jump out and say that it is indeed the same as my speculation! He is a very evil guy! "
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——How do you view the fact that Edison did not have a lion head in history?
"Hahahahahaha! It's so ridiculous. That beast doesn't have a beast's head, it's really a pity. By the way, Master, I have recently improved Chaldea's power supply system, so stay tuned! My invincible special
Silla system!”
"Hehehehe, whether it has a lion head or not, it's all insignificant. As long as the light running in my head is still there, I am Edison! I am the pride of the United States! By the way, Master, I recently improved Caleb
The bottom power supply system, please look forward to it! My invincible Edison DC composite power supply unit!"
——Please talk about your prospects for the future of Chaldea?
"A soldier's combat effectiveness depends on their morale, and morale depends on their food. Therefore, I think the Chaldean Canteen should remove the restriction on meal times and change it to a 24-hour supply. In this way, the soldiers can improve their morale at any time."
Arturia stood with her sword in hand, her expression clear and stern, showing no selfish desires at all.
"Summon more stronger guys! The current Chaldea is simply not enough to fight! Hehehe!"
Mordred held the sword and opened the mask on his helmet, revealing a cheerful face.
"Mordred! How many times have I told you! As a Knight of the Round Table, you must maintain your due interests in front of outsiders! Stand up straight with your waist! Stand up straight with your legs! Put the sword in its scabbard!"
"Yes Yes Yes……"
The two people in the round table group are still the same as before.
"The future? I'm not a talented person, I was originally a pawn, paving the way for you."
Gawain seemed to take this question as a sign of determination and spoke respectfully.
"May the glory of the Lord always be with you. Your future will be extremely bright."
Joan of Arc, like Gawain, gave his blessing to Ritsuka who was interviewing him.
"Wine! Do you know! It's wine! I can't understand! Wine is the source of inspiration for writers! How can we ban alcohol! It should be said that it is okay for writers to drink. Otherwise, what would you do if you summoned Li Bai?"
Andersen didn't speak like a child at all.
"Ahem, this will help me stay anonymous, right? Hehehe... Go and summon some cute girls, their breasts are like marshmallows, their personalities hehehe, soft and cute little girls! Ah, those with divine nature
, especially the Greek divinity!...Ah?! Artemis?! When did you appear?! Uhhhhhhh! It’s going to break! It’s going to break!! It’s obviously a puppet but it’s going to break!
It’s broken!! Help ah ah ah!”
"Ala ala, my dear, cheating is absolutely not okay!"
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"I have collected so much, is that enough?"
Fujimaru Ritsuka looked satisfied.
Enough, of course it is enough.
Caesar said this with a business smile.
After all, all it takes is the Master's participation. As long as she writes even one word, she can promote this book as a book with the Master's participation in compilation, and those Servants who have special feelings for the Master will buy it.
Buy it again. It can also be used cleverly to shirk responsibility from the big shots above, and maybe it can also be used to negotiate some benefits.
Hehehehe...
The fat man smiled happily and thought about how to make the most of this fact.