Seeing his image completely shattered on the ground, Fujimaru Ritsuka almost screamed and rushed over. It could be used to make a movie, just call it "Scream - 400 Years of Chaldea" to feel it.
Like creating a new trend in horror movies.
Yagi Yuksai, who was pretending to be Fujimaru Ritsuka, was also startled, his eyes widened, and he was embarrassed at that time.
He sent out bytes of unknown meaning in an attempt to get away with it.
However, Fujimaru Ritsuka is not someone who will be fooled by him!
The girl stepped forward in two steps, pinched the other person's cheeks and pulled them from side to side: "Tell me the truth! Who are you? What do you want to do by pretending to be me?"
"I, I...I am...I am you in the future!"
Seeing her gloomy expression, Yagi Xuezai didn't dare to tell the truth, but just found an excuse to pass it off.
"Uh-huh, continue?"
"You...you were the savior of mankind in the 22nd century, and then I actually went back in time to prevent you from being wiped out by the Skynet robots of the future."
"If you want to play a Terminator joke, why don't you dress me up as a muscular man? There's no reason for a savior to travel back in time and save himself!"
Two identical people were arguing. This phenomenon made Ilia completely stunned: "This eldest sister is..."
"Yes, this is the Master of Chaldea, the savior of mankind, Fujimaru Ritsuka-sama!"
Circe introduced with a smile.
Illya was doubtful and looked at the two people who were arguing. Then her expression became more and more subtle:
"The savior... is this beautiful big sister... really the savior?"
"Oh, I kept saying that my sister is beautiful~~ What a good boy!"
Ritsuka was obviously making a fuss, but when she heard the praise, her face lit up with joy, and she stepped on Yagi's feet to prevent him from running away.
Now Yagi really doesn't know what to do. The time limit for transformation is coming. Just like Ultraman's three-minute transformation, Circe's wheat porridge only has an effect on Yagi when it has not been digested.
, once digested, it will become ineffective immediately.
Considering Yagi's ultra-efficient King Arthur-level stomach... ugh.
Visible to the naked eye, Ritsuka, who was pinched by Ritsuka, was getting taller and taller. She wore blue and white swordsmanship uniforms, black hair, and an embarrassed smile on her face.
"Um, Ritsuka, listen to my explanation."
"...Okay, I would like to hear what you have to explain. Come on, I'll give you 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, I will use the Command Seal to order you to commit suicide. Come on."
Fujimaru Ritsuka crossed her arms and looked disdainful.
"Look, this world is actually unfair."
Yagi tried to explain it from a macro perspective.
"You see, if a girl wears men's clothing, everyone will say that she is a beauty or a handsome sister, but if a man wears women's clothing, he will be called disgusting and perverted. Don't you think this is actually a form of discrimination?"
"So what does this have to do with you turning into me to cosplay a magical girl?"
Ritsuka revealed the contradiction in his words with one word. Yagi was sweating profusely and glanced left and right, looking for other angles.
"Ah, actually it's because! Yes, because Ritsuka you are so beautiful! I can't help it! I really want to see you cosplay a magical girl!"
"Then you tell me?"
"If you say this, you will be regarded as a dead otaku, right?"
"Just because the two of us have watched Huang Man's Friendship together, I don't know what the hell I know about this!?!"
Ritsuka was so angry that she even used swear words. How can I put it, a beautiful girl who can use swear words is also unexpectedly cute. As the same saying goes, anything a beauty says sounds good, but no matter how much an ugly person says, it doesn't sound good.
In today's society, Zhong Lichun is easy to find, but King Xuan of Qi is hard to find!
"I'm sorry!!! I confess!!! It's actually because I was suddenly summoned as a magical girl! It's so embarrassing for me, a grown man, to turn into a magical girl! I had to borrow your appearance! It's not my fault! It's all special points.
It’s your fault! Let’s kill the Lord of the Singularity together!”
Fujimaru Ritsuka just sneered.
Fujimaru Ritsuka pressed the R key.
Fujimaru Ritsuka opened the inventory.
Choose: [Lawyer Badge]——》[Confiscated picture book]——》[Raimitsu’s handmade lunch]——》[Colo card hand-painted by someone] Provide evidence!
"Objection! (I object!) The witness's words are contradictory to this evidence!"
Fujimaru Ritsuka took out the magic card from the sixth part of JOJO by Yuki Sai Yagi.
"Witness, do you have any impression of this?"
"That is?! Why, why is it here with you?!"
Yagi Xuezai was shocked at that time, um! That black history!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shadow shadows coming a coming back. How many years ago was that?
.I was addicted to Cardcaptor and made several Clow cards by myself. Later, after being laughed at by my classmates, I beat them up and went back and threw away all the cards I made. Only one card was drawn because
I was too serious about it and couldn't bear it, so I hid it secretly...
Later, even he himself forgot about it.
I vaguely remember that it seems to be...an angel card. Its effect is to summon holy angels to destroy all evil, protect teammates from any harm, and it also contains hundreds of buff effects and restores abnormal status.
All in all, it is an [invincible] card with the character of a primary school student.
"Witness, this card was found in the comic you lent to Matthew. What do you think? Is it time to confess?"
"..."
Yagi Xuezhai was stunned...
At times like this...
He rolled his eyes: "Litsuka, do you know where this is?"
"What a peculiarity."
"No, I mean the one under your feet."
"Ship?"
"This is a dragon boat. The ancient Chinese emperors built palaces on it and took the boat down to the south of the Yangtze River. They traveled thousands of miles a day without leaving home. The house was filled with gold and silver treasures, and there were beauties as companions. I have now conquered the entire singularity.
Haiyuan area. Now, let us work together to conquer other areas, collect beautiful girls and beautiful boys, and form a palace on the sea where they can sing every night!"
Yagi Xuezai suddenly changed the topic and became enthusiastic.
Ritsuka's eyes shone, and she held Yagi's hands with both hands: "A harem of beautiful girls and beautiful boys!!! That's great!!! I, Ritsuka Fujimaru, have a dream, which is to become a harem star!"
"Come, let's embark on a journey to conquer the world with our friends!"
The two people stood on the side of the boat, laughing like fools.
Seeing the two of them playing tricks, Illya had a look of despair on her face: "Well, Sister Circe, Chaldea, is this how you always save the world?"
"Well, this kind of person who indulges in his own fantasy is not bad, right?"