"You are so bold! If it were not for Shaolin Master's profound Buddhist practice, if it were someone else who would be threatened by you so unscrupulously, I'm afraid..."
Yue Xianjun said in a deep voice.
"Afraid of what? How audacious? You think too highly of me!"
Wu Ming patted his chest and said with a scared look.
"Then what were you doing just now? It was simply a provocation! Fortunately, the master is not as knowledgeable as you, otherwise what would happen to me?"
Chu Chu rolled her eyes angrily.
"Don't worry, you have already said it. He is an eminent monk. How could he express his anger at you? If the Shaolin master would embarrass a female prostitute, what would the world's monks be like? What's the difference between them and those who kill people and set fire to others?
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Wu Ming smiled.
"Did you see something?"
Yue Xianjun raised his sword eyebrows, seeming to realize something.
"A blinding leaf!"
Wu Ming picked a leaf casually and was not surprised when the leaves turned into dots of brilliance and dispersed.
"The master finally said you passed the test, but don't tell me, you knew it was a test from the beginning?"
Chu Chu's beautiful eyes flashed slightly.
"Buddhism pays attention to cause and effect. We came here to watch Lan Xinhui break through the three levels of humanity. You provoked me three times!"
Yue Xianjun glanced at Wu Ming thoughtfully. After finishing speaking, he was stunned for a long time, feeling inexplicably shocked in his heart.
If this is true, Wu Ming's mind is too amazing and terrifying!
Thinking about him as a talented military strategist, if it were not revealed later, it would probably take a long time for him to figure it out.
If this matter were forgotten, it would probably remain an eternal mystery.
"hehe!"
Wu Ming smiled meaningfully, but did not explain what he was thinking.
"Scary!"
Chu Chujiao didn't know why, and her heart trembled slightly.
"It seems that after watching the ceremony, it's time for me to go back and fight the demons to calm my mind!"
Yue Xianjun took a deep look at Wu Ming's back, made a decision in his heart, and moved forward firmly.
"Everyone talks mysteriously and in a roundabout way. It's really abominable!"
Chu Chu didn't understand why and waved her pink fist angrily.
"It seems that the Shaolin Temple knows that I am coming. At least... a certain eminent monk knows that I am coming! The Marrow Cleansing Sutra is not easy!"
Wu Ming's mind turned over and over again, carefully pondering the scenes after meeting Zhixian, and he always felt that something was wrong.
But even Long Yi didn't react at all, and even the two Lian Deng girls had no movement since they entered Shaoshi Mountain, or the realm of Song Mountain.
For safety reasons, Wu Ming once thought about not bringing a lotus lantern, but the two women needed his life fire, and he also needed them to suppress the evil things in his life aperture.
Although Shenxiu saw that the rice marrow elixir refined by Zixia was extraordinary, he did not notice the two ladies of Lotus Deng after all, and finally decided to take it with him.
As the third most talented person on the list of geniuses, he has extraordinary talent and is considered a heavenly being. He is known as the next generation of holy monks in Buddhism.
The senses of such beings were so sharp that he was not even aware of them. At least he didn't have to worry about ordinary powerful people.
The only thing to worry about is the Buddhist holy monk!
But Wu Ming has always had a question in his mind, which is the origin of the two girls and the lotus lantern. If he doesn't understand it, he always feels as if a stone is weighing on his heart.
The mountain trails are long and the ancient trees are towering and lush!
The three of them walked forward and looked around, seeing each scene step by step, as if they had passed through an invisible spiritual realm.
But what is amazing is that no matter whether the three of them are walking slowly in front of or side by side, they have not moved due to the change of scenery!
I don’t know if there is anything in the mountains, but it seems like I have walked a long way, for a long time, and it seems like I am standing still for only a moment.
Suddenly, the scenery ahead changed drastically, and a quaint temple shrouded in clouds and mist was located among the clouds, as if it had existed from ancient times, exuding a grand and solemn atmosphere!
The three of them paused involuntarily and put their hands together in a solemn salute with solemn expressions.
"Amitabha, the three benefactors have come from afar and must be exhausted. Uncle Master has ordered his disciples to prepare guest rooms in the monastery. Please come with me!"
Not far away, a twelve-year-old novice monk with red lips and white teeth walked up. He looked at the three of them curiously and said the Buddha's name.
Listening to what he said, it seemed that he had known about the arrival of Wu Ming and his entourage for a long time!
"What's the name of the little master?"
Chu Chu casually took a photo of the little novice monk’s bald head.
"Donor, please don't be so rude! The young monk's name is Zhixian!"
Zhixian looked displeased but remained extremely polite.
"Giggle, little brother is so interesting!"
Chu Chujiao laughed. Not only did she not restrain herself, she even rubbed it.
"If the female donor keeps doing this, don't blame the young monk for being rude!"
Zhixian said angrily.
"Ahem, little master, stop being angry and impatient!"
Wu Ming coughed dryly and pretended.
"What the donor taught me is that the young monk has gone too far!"
A flash of panic flashed in Zhixian's eyes, and he pretended to be calm.
"Huh, what's so good about eating fast and chanting Buddha's name? You can teach a good child to become a piece of wood!"
A hint of sadness flashed in Chu Chumei's eyes, and she said coquettishly.
"Little Master Zhixian, ignore her, I tell you, women are tigers!"
Wu Ming raised the corner of his mouth slightly, took out a candied haws and handed it over.
"A woman is a tiger? Is this female donor a tiger demon?"
As is the nature of a child, Zhixian stared at the candied haws and asked subconsciously.
I have been eating fast and chanting Buddha's name in the mountains since I was a child. Where have I seen such mundane things?
"You are the tiger, and your whole family is a tiger!"
Chu Chu heard this so clearly that she almost shouted to Wu Ming with anger.
Yue Xianjun covered his forehead with his hands and turned his face away.
Watching the two bickering all the way, I always felt that my brains were not enough to keep up with Wu Ming's out-of-the-box ideas.
However, Chu Chu is an impatient person who gets angry easily, but her cultivation level is not good. She often suffers losses but does not forget to take advantage of them. She always jumps out of anger!
"You see, remember, never mess with women!"
Wu Ming shook the candied haws, but wouldn't give it to him, adding fuel to the fire.
"Uh-huh!"
Zhixian's saliva was almost drooling. He didn't hear it clearly and nodded in a hurry.
"Wu Ming, don't teach the children badly, otherwise I will never be done with you!"
Chu Chu bared her teeth and claws to threaten her, but seeing that it had no effect, she pushed Zhi Xian away and said charmingly, "Little brother, remember, all the women in the world are as tender as water, how can they be tigers?"
"Uh-huh!"
Zhixian couldn't look away from the candied haws, and swallowed subconsciously.
"Here, eat! Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple in the mountain. There lived an old monk and a young monk in the temple. The young monk went to transform the vegetarian food. The old monk had an explanation..."
Wu Ming easily lured Zhixian into the clutches of the devil, stuffed the candied haws into his hand, and narrated a classic story from his past life.
As soon as he heard the story being told, and it was about a monk's temple, the little monk's eyes lit up, and he listened with concentration after just one bite.
This is not surprising. What he listens to most are Buddhist allusions. Suddenly he heard a different story and was naturally attracted to it.
The story is easy to understand, the teller is interested, and the listener pays attention!
Yue Xianjun stopped in astonishment and murmured speechlessly!
"You...shameless!"
Chu Chu's pretty face turned red with anger, and she gritted her teeth and spit out two words.
Of course, if the two of them had heard the original story, they would never be so shocked. However, Wu Ming deliberately misinterpreted it and deliberately turned what was originally a little story into a story that was the most important thing in the world.
"Amitabha!"
Just when Zhixian was half-understanding, biting the candied haws in a daze and thinking, a Buddha's chant suddenly came out, which frightened him so much that he suddenly lost his wits and dropped the candied haws on the ground.
I saw a tall, yellow-robed monk with a fleshy face and a fierce gangster-like expression, who appeared dozens of feet away at some unknown time.
"Uncle Master!"
Zhixian put his hands together and lowered his eyebrows.
Wu Ming could see clearly that his young and thin shoulders were trembling, as if he was extremely afraid of this person.
"Since the donor is a guest in the temple, why would he use such deceitful means to make Zhi Xian's heart become dusty to the Buddha?"
The monk nodded slightly, showing his dignity without anger.
"Master, what you said is ridiculous! It's not that I want him to fall into the dust, but because of the profound Buddhism, he is too young and his nature is lost!"
Wu Ming seemed unaware and picked up the candied haws on his own and took a bite, making a tooth-piercing crunching sound.
Zhixian looked anxious, lowered his head and tremblingly wanted to reach out to remind him, but he was afraid of the tall monk and did not dare to move.
"How dare you speak filthy words, taint my Buddhist sect and destroy your nature!"
The monk was furious and his eyes widened in anger. The monk's robe moved automatically without any wind. As it swelled, a powerful force surged out.
Facing this aura, Yue Xianjun was okay. Chu Chu's pretty face turned pale and she took a few steps back. Wu Ming's figure swayed slightly and stood still.
"Master, please calm down. Junior Brother Wu did not mean this, but... but..."
Yue Xianjun hurried forward and wanted to explain, but he was inevitably slightly angry at Wu Ming's repeated provocations against the Buddhist monks, and he could not find a suitable reason for it.
"But what?"
The monk said angrily.
"Haha, it's the cycle of heaven, caused by cause and effect!"
Wu Ming chuckled.
"It's over!"
Yue Xianjun lamented in his heart, he really couldn't understand why Wu Ming kept provoking and adding fuel to the fire!
"Amitabha, very good! Zhixian, you violated the precept first and carried ten loads of water!"
To his surprise, the monk suddenly calmed down his anger and performed namaste.
"Ah...yes, yes, uncle, I understand my mistake!"
Zhixian shivered all over, his face turned pale and he walked away with his head hanging down.
"Wait a minute, things have a beginning and an end. Since little master Zhixian is here to lead the way, we should let him take us to the guest room."
Wu Ming grabbed him and said loudly.
"Everything has a beginning and an end. Since you said cause and effect, and this happened because of you, do you want to be punished together with him?"
The monk frowned slightly.
"It's what I asked for, thank you so much, Master!"
Wu Ming grinned.
"donor!"
Zhixian's eyes turned red.
“The donor is just a guest, it doesn’t have to be like this!”
The monk's eyes twitched and his face looked a little ugly.
"Master, monks don't lie!"
Wu Ming saluted with one palm.
"You... hum, in that case, you and Zhi will carry thirty loads of water first!"
The monk was stunned for a moment and then walked away.
"Little brother, don't cry, it's all this bad guy's fault, and you will be punished!"
Chu Chu gently wiped the tears on Zhixian's face.
"Since the female donor is a good thing, how can we say she is a bad embryo?"
Feeling the soft, boneless heat in his palms, and the slightest hint of body fragrance entering his nose, Zhixian murmured in confusion.