Three hundred and twentieth eight chapters big joke
The moment the monkey took out the gun, everyone's expressions changed.
This is a gun. If you pull the trigger, your life will be gone.
Who can not be afraid?
The Tibetan Mastiff's expression also changed slightly. He was not worried about Mu Xiaobai's safety. If a guy like Mu Xiaobai dies, he will die. The Tibetan Mastiff's heart will not be disturbed at all.
The Tibetan Mastiff was just frightened. How could this monkey carry a gun with him!
This is domestic, not foreign. Overseas, ak47 and Gatling are all commonplace. But domestic gun control is so strict, who dares to carry it every day?
If one day the police search you or go through a local security check, wouldn't it be troublesome?
The Tibetan Mastiff isn't that scared if the monkey has a gun. The question is, if the monkey has a gun, can we guarantee that Shao Shuai doesn't have it?
Damn it!
The Tibetan Mastiff suddenly felt a sense of crisis.
The monkey held a gun, pointed at Mu Xiaobai's head, and said: "Come on, dial a number and let me see. I want to see whether you are faster at dialing or I am faster at shooting..."
The monkey arrived in front of Mu Xiaobai in a few steps, and the flat-headed brother on the side did not stop him.
One is that he doesn’t want to, and the other is that he doesn’t have the strength.
The monkey has a gun, who dares to take it?
The opponent was originally a 50-50 opponent, but who would have thought that the monkey had such a killer move.
The Tibetan Mastiff was quite capable, but he didn't want to take the risk.
Mu Xiaobai was so frightened that his fingers trembled, and the phone in his hand naturally trembled as well.
"Brother...you...don't mess around. This is a resort. This is your territory. If you want to shoot, everyone will hear..." Mu Xiaobai was so frightened that he stammered.
stand up.
The monkey pursed his lips and smiled, revealing a row of uneven teeth, and said hey, "You are still thoughtful."
"Yes, this gunshot will attract a lot of people. By then, I will become a murderer in public view, and it will also have an indelible impact on the resort..."
Mu Xiaobai wiped the cold sweat from his face and said with a smile: "Yes, brother, that's the truth."
"If you add this, everything will be fine, right?"
The monkey took out a silencer from his pocket and placed it on the head of the gun.
Li Fan's face froze for a moment. The monkey was equipped with everything, including a pistol, a silencer, and a white towel for surrender...
"Come on, weren't you very awesome just now? Come on, don't you want to make a call? Come on, make a call."
"Where was the shouting tone just now? Where was the ferocity in threatening others just now?"
"Didn't you ask Brother Zhou to make me crippled?"
"Come on, continue, continue your performance...
The monkey pushed Mu Xiaobai's head with the gun and asked, "What, you're not awesome anymore?"
This monkey is noisy enough. If you point a gun at someone, who would dare to be awesome with you?
"Why don't you speak? Why, are you mute?"
Mu Xiaobai was speechless, not knowing what to say.
"Brother, I was joking with you just now." After a long silence, Mu Xiaobai had to say.
He really couldn't figure out how to deal with the monkey.
He glanced at the Tibetan Mastiff, but the Tibetan Mastiff ignored him.
The Tibetan Mastiff is not stupid. The monkey has a gun, and Shao Shuai is watching him here. If he takes action, he will definitely be attacked from both sides.
"It turned out to be a joke. If you had told me earlier, I thought you really wanted Xiao Zhou to beat me into a vegetative state."
Putting a gun against Mu Xiaobai's head with one hand and patting Mu Xiaobai's shoulder with the other, the monkey said with a smile: "I tell you, the eldest young master of the Mu family, you can't make such a joke casually. Did you know that I just said
I was almost scared to death by you."
"I almost peeed out of fear, you know?"
The monkey sighed deeply and said with a speechless expression.
"Brother, can you please take the gun away from my head first? If you don't take it away, I will be scared to death by you. Otherwise, I just scared you, and I will compensate you for some mental damages.
How is it?" Mu Xiaobai pursed his lips, bent down, looked up at the monkey and asked.
The monkey shook his head and said: "Actually, I am not short of the three to five hundred million, but if you can really afford it, I can accept the compensation."
"Three hundred million, five hundred million..." Mu Xiaobai took a breath of air.
Others are like lions, but this monkey is better. When he opens his mouth, he is like a whale. He wants to swallow up the entire Mu family in one bite.
Three to five billion, in cash.
I'm afraid that except for the invisible families like the four major families in the provincial capital, there really aren't many people who can take it out.
Of course, the Li family can also take it out.
Mu Xiaobai shook his head and said, "Brother, you are really good at joking. Three to five billion is too much."
"I know that even a small family like you can't afford so much money. I think it's a bit inappropriate for me to ask for mental compensation from a poor family like you, so why don't we play a game?
"
The monkey said with a smile.
"Game, what game?" Mu Xiaobai quickly asked.
"How about we use scissors instead of hammers? If I win, I'll shoot myself. If I lose, I'll shoot you. How about that?" Monkey chuckled.
Mu Xiaobai's face turned bitter: "Brother, aren't you kidding me? How could you shoot yourself?"
"That's right. If I lose, then I won't fight."
The monkey nodded and followed Mu Xiaobai's words and said, "Come on, the game has begun."
"Rock-paper-scissors...."
As soon as Monkey finished speaking, Mu Xiaobai started to tremble.
"What, you don't like to play games with me?" Monkey's face turned cold, and he put the muzzle of the gun between Mu Xiaobai's eyebrows: "Am I giving you face and asking you to play a game with me?
Still refusing?"
"You're not playing, are you?"
The monkey said coldly: "If you don't play, I will treat you as a loser."
Bang.
A voice sounded, and Mu Xiaobai squatted down.
Ventriloquism.
This sound was similar to a gunshot, but it came from the monkey's mouth.
The monkey didn't shoot at all, but it scared Mu Xiaobai to death.
Mu Xiaobai's pants were wet. If he had actually fired the gun just now, Mu Xiaobai would probably be in hell now.
Mu Xiaobai panted heavily and squatted on the ground. After a long time, he said to himself: "I'm not dead... I'm not dead."
Mu Xiaobai actually laughed.
"I was joking with you just now. I didn't shoot. Master Mu, why are you so scared?" The monkey reached out and grabbed Mu Xiaobai's collar and pulled him up.
Then, the gun was pointed at Mu Xiaobai.
The monkey said: "I was joking just now, I won't make trouble with you this time. Come on, scissors and hammer, win out of three games. If you win, I will let you go. If you lose, I will blow your head off."
"
"bring it on."
Mu Xiaobai's heartbeat accelerated and his whole body softened.
"Brother, no, sir, please spare me. Can I give you a small reward?" Mu Xiaobai didn't want to die.
The richer the person, the more afraid of death they are.
After saying that, Mu Xiaobai knelt directly on the ground and kowtowed twice to the monkey.
When Li Fan saw this scene, he didn't mean to despise Mu Xiaobai. After all, it is understandable for people to do anything under the threat of death.
Compared to death, kneeling down is nothing.
"Master Mu, what are you doing? I can't bear this. Come on, get up quickly."
The monkey quickly helped Mu Xiaobai up. In fact, at this moment, Mu Xiaobai had already kowtowed to the monkey five or six times.
Mu Xiaobai pulled a lifeless face: "Uncle, I kowtow to you, can you let me go now?"
"How come you, the dignified eldest young master of the Mu family, don't know how to respect yourself? You said you have such a noble status, and you kowtow to me, a servant of the Li family. If this spreads out, hehe, I will be so confused.
You’re so proud.” Hou Tian laughed shamelessly.
Mu Xiaobai's face darkened. Who cares about this after what time?
"Let me ask you, little brother Zhou's mother, are you still planning to throw her into the street?" Monkey asked.
"No, no." Mu Xiaobai shook his head quickly.
"Well, that's right. Brother Zhou has made so much contribution to your Mu family and made so many merits. Now that your Mu family has finally stood up, you can't do that thing of killing donkeys, you know?
?" Monkey pinched Mu Xiaobai's shoulder and educated him.
Mu Xiaobai nodded and immediately promised: "Uncle, don't worry, I promise to treat Xiao Zhou's mother well and not let her be wronged in the slightest."
"Well, that's right, treat her like your own mother, you know?"
The monkey smiled and said, "Okay, let's go."
"Thank you, uncle, thank you, uncle." Mu Xiaobai finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Li Fan also breathed a sigh of relief. In fact, Li Fan was also quite scared. If Monkey got impulsive and really destroyed Mu Xiaobai, then the entire resort would have to bear the blame.
Li Fanke just heard Shao Shuai say that this monkey killed seven or eight people from the East China Sea a while ago.
Although Li Fan hasn't figured out what exactly happened.
But Li Fan can figure out one thing: Monkey is a bloodthirsty demon.
Do things without any sense of propriety.
Mu Xiaobai, Tibetan Mastiff and Brother Flathead had just walked a few steps when the monkey suddenly shouted and said: "Stop!"
"Uncle, what else is going on?" Mu Xiaobai turned his head and looked at the monkey in fear.
"Go to hell."
The monkey stood behind Mu Xiaobai, pointed at his head, and pulled the trigger directly.
Stab, streams of water shot out, all spraying on Mu Xiaobai's face.
The moment he pulled the trigger, Li Fan was frightened, and Mu Xiaobai was so frightened that he lost his mind. But then, he finally understood.
It turns out that the gun in the monkey's hand is a water gun.
It's not a real gun.
At this moment, Mu Xiaobai realized that he had been tricked.
A water gun, and he actually knelt down for others?
To be honest, the monkey not only deceived Mu Xiaobai, but also deceived everyone, even Shao Shuai and the Tibetan Mastiff.
Mu Xiaobai's face suddenly became ferocious.
He gritted his teeth, stared at the monkey, and ordered Xiao Zhou and the Tibetan Mastiff: "Kill him!"