"Wait a minute!" Su Ren shouted and stopped the old man: "Old sir, since I have told you everything, do you have to fulfill your promise?"
"Hahaha! Look at me, I'm so happy that I'm confused!" The old man laughed at himself and said to Jingji: "Immediately order people to withdraw the people from Minjiang, and at the same time inform everyone that they must not attack Su Shi from now on, otherwise,
Don’t blame me for being rude!”
Su Ren gave another salute: "I hope that you will get what you want when you go here. My master also has a word of advice for you. Not everyone can enter the fairyland. Everything depends on God's will. If something goes wrong, don't blame me!"
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"Haha, this kid is smooth." The old man smiled: "I also know that God's will is unpredictable. Don't worry, I won't blame you no matter what!"
"That's great! Sir, walk slowly!"
Seeing the old man walking out of the door with thorns, Su Ren wiped the cold sweat from his head. He had just recovered from the fever, and the sweat came out, making him feel relaxed. He sat down and called Liu Gao to get the food. A group of people rushed in from the room.
Everyone looked at Su Ren with envy.
Leng Jun asked: "Have you really been to Wonderland?"
Su Ren was stunned and saw everyone's eager faces. He wanted to say it was a lie, but he was afraid that the old man had some spies. He remembered that there was an old man and a young man in the tavern in Shilipu. It was only the old man who appeared just now, and the young man was missing.
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"Ahem!" He cleared his throat and said, "What? Are you tempted too? Tell me earlier and I'll let the old man take you with me."
Leng Jun was really impatient: "Tell me, have you really been to Wonderland?"
"No, I just forgot about it from a distance. My master said that it would be useless for me to go there at a young age. I need to practice more in the world of mortals. That place is full of old goblins. A simple person like me can only
You will suffer."
"Haha! He said he was innocent?" Leng Jun smiled, and his smile was miserable. This was the first time Leng Jun laughed.
Hawking rolled his eyes: "It's okay if you don't go. What fun is there in Wonderland? You don't have to eat, sleep, or fight and kill. It's so boring. Staying with a group of old men will drive you crazy sooner or later. Fortunately, my eldest brother didn't.
Go, otherwise there will be no good life for us people."
These words were echoed by Huang Shisan, Gou Tianming and others. They are all people who have lived a hard life and know that their current life is not easy.
He sighed coldly: "Fools, a bunch of fools!" He flicked his sleeves and walked away.
Liu Gao Gao served dinner. In front of everyone, Su Ren ate Xili Sulu. Everyone was still waiting for Su Ren to talk about the things in the fairyland. Since the lie had been told, they had to make it right again.
Using bigger lies, Su Ren began to scratch his head, not knowing how to change the attention of these guys.
After thinking about it for a long time, he suddenly had an idea and put down his job: "In that case, I will tell you about the fairyland. Speaking of it, the fairyland is similar to ours. The gods of the universe perform their own duties, and they are all those with great wisdom in ancient times.
People with great skill sensed the aura of heaven and earth, and then they ascended to immortality. According to my master, these last batch of immortals appeared when Shang Dynasty fell and Zhou Dynasty rejuvenated!"
"Emperor Yi gave birth to three sons: the first was Wei Ziqi; the second was Wei Ziyan; and the third was King Shou. Because Emperor Yi was visiting the imperial garden, leading civil and military officials to enjoy peonies, a beam in Feiyun Pavilion collapsed, and King Shou asked him to
The beams were replaced with pillars, and the strength was incomparable; because Prime Minister Shang Rong, senior officials Mei Bo, Zhao Qi and others went to Ben to establish the East Palace, they made Ji Zi Shou Wang the crown prince. After Emperor Yi died after reigning for thirty years, Tuogu and Taishi Wen Zhong
, then he established King Shou as the emperor, named King Zhou, and the imperial court had songs. Wen had Taishi Wen Zhong, and Wu had to control the country, and Wucheng Wang Huang Feihu; Wen was enough to stabilize the country, and Wu was enough to rule the country..."
Su Ren's words were flying with saliva, and everyone listened mesmerized. Su Ren would remember the whole "The Romance of the Gods" clearly, but in order to tell the story vividly, Su Ren imitated Shan Tianfang,
Even Leng Jun, who had already gone out, was attracted by the story and came back again.
"Do you know that the daughter of Hou Suhu of Jizhou is still his daughter? Wrong, she has been possessed by a vixen. Empress Nuwa has already arranged this, in order to let the foolish King Zhou know that the gods are powerful, and use the vixen to confuse him
King Zhou wants to destroy Chengtang's 600-year-old foundation. Now that the demon girl has entered the palace, she wants to know what will happen next. Let's hear the explanation next time!
Su Ren laughed wildly in his heart, and everyone believed his nonsense. He slammed his job and said, "There should be applause here? Is it okay to throw in two coins?"
"It's over?" Hawking looked at everyone innocently, then looked at Su Ren: "What does this have to do with gods?"
Su Ren was a little disappointed: "Dear guests, I'm sleepy today. I want to hear the rest of the story tomorrow morning!"
Ignoring the stunned crowd, Su Ren stood up and walked out the door.
Sima Xiangru stood at the door, shaking his head and smiling: "It's really hard for you to say this about King Wu's defeat of Zhou. It's good that this can make them forget about the fairyland for a while."
"It's not easy. Finally, there is someone who understands!" Su Ren hugged Sima Xiangru's shoulders: "Do you think it's easy for me? After coaxing the old, I have to coax the young. I'm still a patient, and I'm almost exhausted all day long.
Me."
Sima Xiangru said: "I also heard Mr. Leng tell you about your life experience. If you have time, can you tell me clearly?"
"You also want to become an immortal?"
Sima Xiangru shook his head: "Just curious, just curious!"
"Really?" Su Ren looked at Sima Xiangru: "To tell you the truth, I just lied to that old guy, otherwise these people would pester us all day long, and we wouldn't be able to do anything. But in the far north,
The thing is true, it comes and goes again and again for at least a year, and this year we can calm down a little bit."
"Have you been to the Far North?"
"No, I heard what others said!"
"Ha! If you heard wrong, wouldn't it be even more detrimental to us if those people come back?"
"Don't worry! It'll be great to come back!"
Looking at Su Ren's handsome back, Sima Xiangru fell into deep thought. He found that he had just gotten to know Su Ren a little bit, but suddenly he didn't know him anymore. What was going on in this man's mind at such a young age?
From the story about King Wu's defeat of Zhou just now, it can be heard that it is impossible to tell it so wonderfully in a hurry, at least it is thoughtful. There must be many secrets in this man!
Except for Su Ren, no one could sleep that night. Their minds were filled with the story of King Zhou being deceived by the vixen.
"You harmful vixen, let me chop you up!" Hawking kept saying in his dream.
Huo Laosi was woken up by Hawking's arm. He raised his hand and slapped him. The slap made Hawking scream. Huo Laosi glared at Hawking: "You can't sleep at night, what are you shouting about? The vixen is confused by the senseless.
King Zhou, this is a good thing, why did he kill her?"
"Oh!" Hawking rubbed his butt, retreated into the bed and continued to sleep: "No, no!"
The rooster crowed three times, and the Su Mansion, which had been busy in the past, became quiet and silent. Liu Gao yawned, opened the door and walked out. He walked towards the kitchen with his head shrinking. As soon as he entered the kitchen, the floor was full of messes, which was frightening.
Liu Gao jumped.
"The monster is coming! The monster is coming!" Liu Gao shouted as he ran.
The whole yard was alarmed, and the patrolling guards hurried over with swords in hand. While putting on his clothes, Hawking shouted: "Where is the monster? Where is the monster? Watch me chop him!"
In the kitchen, a chubby guy was sitting lazily on the floor. Vegetables and bread were chewed in a mess everywhere. Facing so many pairs of eyes outside the door, the guy only glanced at it and then went back to minding his own business.
I went to look for something I liked. Suddenly I saw a few bamboo shoots in the corner. I immediately rushed over, picked them up and ate them happily.
"Ah Da? What is this?" Hawking asked Huo Laosi.
Huo Laosi also widened his eyes: "I've never seen this before, why are there dark circles under my eyes? It's so strange!"
"Who do you know?" Hawking asked everyone, and everyone shook their heads quickly.
"Sir is here! Sir is here!"
There was a shout, and Su Ren appeared drowsily from behind the crowd: "You are so yelling and screaming that you are not allowed to sleep? It's still a while before dawn. If it weren't for the monsters, how could I deal with you! Where are you?"
Hawking said quickly: "Nah, that guy eating bamboo shoots looks weird, he must be a monster!"
Su Ren only glanced at it, and his eyes widened. National treasure, panda! This was the first word that appeared in his mind. He had only seen it in the zoo and on TV before, both separated by thick glass.
Fortunately, he rushed into his kitchen. Su Ren rolled his eyes and thought it would be good to catch a panda as a pet!
"Ahem! The name of this beast is panda, which is an auspicious sign. My master said that pandas are docile and like bamboo and bamboo shoots. Since it has come to our home, it is a good thing and must not be harmed! How can you use such a good thing?
Do you think you are a monster?"
Su Renyi turned around: "Old Liu, make a nest in the front yard, find a few people to carry the panda there, and take good care of it three times a day. From now on, it will be the auspiciousness of our family!"
Su Ren said it was auspicious, and everyone believed it. Anyway, this thing is furry, slow-moving, and looks very cute. If you want to keep it, sir, let's keep it. Who knows, this guy will enjoy one day at Su's house, and the next day
, unexpectedly brought two more. Two big and one small, just like a family of three.
Sima Xiangru shook his head and smiled bitterly: "This guy doesn't want to leave and has moved his family here. But where does the auspiciousness come from? I know that this thing is called an iron-eating beast. It feeds on iron and has sharp teeth.
What if I hurt someone?"
Su Ren didn't care. He touched the panda's round body and said, "You take a piece of iron to see if it eats? I say it's auspicious, it's auspicious!"
Huang Shisan nodded: "Yes, I believe sir, this must be auspicious, not some iron-eating beast!"
Sima Xiangru rolled his eyes, stood up and left helplessly.
Huo Jin chuckled: "Brother, now that we have auspiciousness, does it mean that Shen Gongbao won't dare to harm Jiang Ziya anymore?"
Su Ren instantly turned to stone, unable to catch his breath, and his face turned red from holding back.
Sima Xiangru looked at Huo Jin and Huang Shisan hurriedly saving Su Ren, and laughed: "This is the price of lies!" (To be continued)
