Chapter five hundred and fifty-one when the marriage is in progress (five)
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
Yu Qingyang's complaint not only received no sympathy, but instead provoked a burst of unscrupulous laughter.
These unscrupulous guys would rather see Yu Qingyang make a fool of himself at the wedding.
"You guys who are gloating about misfortune, if you kill people without breaking the law, I will shoot you with a rocket launcher and give you 10,000 yuan!" Yu Qingyang pointed at the crowd and cursed.
There are two ways to eat drunken crab: raw and cooked. Yu Qingyang and others ate raw drunken crab.
This drunken crab is delicious. Since ancient times, there has been a saying of eating crabs raw or shrimps alive. However, not everyone can tolerate eating crabs raw.
Yu Qingyang is one of those people who has an uncontrollable physique but is also greedy for food.
Yesterday, dozens of classmates and friends gathered together to engage in some final craziness.
As a result, Yu Qingyang was so happy that he ate two more drunken crabs.
I started having stomach upset in the early morning.
"Yangzi, take some medicine quickly! You are the protagonist today. If you keep running to the toilet, it will be a joke!" At the end of the sentence, Zhang Hua couldn't help laughing.
Although Yu Qingyang's parents were worried about their son's health, they did not move forward where a group of young people were having fun.
"Going to buy medicine!" Yu Qingyang rubbed his still uncomfortable stomach, "You guys, don't gloat over others' misfortune. You're going to drink today!"
I went to the toilet again and it was time to leave. It was already more than ten minutes later than the agreed time.
At this time, Yu Chuanwu, who had gone to buy medicine, also rushed back, and Yu Qingyang took a double dose of Xialitin and anti-inflammatory drugs.
After taking the medicine, Yu Qingyang got into the car with a group of classmates and friends and set off for Xia Xue's home.
The old father-in-law's original house in the provincial party committee has been handed over, so the place where Yu Qingyang is going to pick up his bride is the house that Xue Qin bought, where he and Xia Xue were their previous comfort zone.
Rushed to Xia Xue's house.
Yu Qingyang first visited his father-in-law and mother-in-law according to the procedure, and then went to call the door.
Xia Xue's little sisters blocked the door and asked for red envelopes, causing all kinds of problems.
Yu Qingyang didn't need to come forward to do this. Liuzi, Zeng Shao, Bao Guoqing, Yue Wenjie, Zhang Ye and others had a great time playing with the bridesmaids inside.
There were six children. Zeng Shao, Bao Guoqing and others were standing in front of them. Yu Qingyang interrupted and went to the toilet again.
When he came out of the toilet, the door over there was not open yet.
He knew that these guys were waiting for him to delay for him.
Finally, it was a reliable one, and there was no mistake of opening the door and revealing that he, the groom, was not there.
Seeing Yu Qingyang's return, everyone stepped up their offensive. It was Liuzi, Bao Guoqing and others who were delaying time, making the bridesmaids inside relax their vigilance.
Use a few red envelopes to trick them into opening the door, and then rush in.
Of course, there are also reasons why the bridesmaids let loose.
Calling the door is originally a procedure to increase the fun of the wedding. It is impossible not to open the door.
Yu Qingyang went to the toilet and delayed calling the door a little too long.
Entering Xia Xue's boudoir, Liu Zi and others had fun around the bridesmaid for a while before preparing to leave.
According to the custom of Quanshui, after Xia Xue finished eating the dumplings, Yu Qingyang carried Xia Xue downstairs and got into the car.
The motorcade that picked up the bride did not go home, but went directly to the hotel.
It was already eleven o'clock when the motorcade arrived at the hotel.
By this time most of the guests had arrived.
"Now that the auspicious time has arrived, I announce that Mr. Yu and Miss Xia's wedding celebration will now begin...
The distinguished guests stood up and stood up. This is exactly what happened: the newlyweds arrived in front of the hall, the host and guest stood on both sides, the talented man paired up with the beautiful woman, and the drum music filled the sky.
We invite newcomers to the flower hall...!"
When Yu Qingyang and Xia Xue got off the bus, after a short stop, the master of ceremonies announced that the newlyweds had entered the flower hall.
In fact, this was all communicated in advance. When Yu Qingyang's wedding car arrived at the hotel door, the wedding ceremony had already begun.
If the wedding car is not available, the officiant can talk about it for ten or twenty minutes.
As soon as the wedding car arrived, the officiant received the notice and immediately ended all the clichés, auspicious and festive words, and announced the couple's entry.
This was also a temporary decision made by Yu Qingyang.
There was no other way. He had an upset stomach right now, but he didn't have the energy to stand there for a long time, listening to the master of ceremonies show off. He just wanted to seize the time to finish the ceremony and then go to the toilet.
There is no other danger in taking medicine to treat diarrhea, it just has a side effect.
That means you will be thirsty.
Because of diarrhea, Yu Qingyang did not dare to drink water, not to mention how uncomfortable the taste was.
The master of ceremonies was obviously reminded and waited for Yu Qingyang and Xia Xue to enter the decorated auditorium.
"Borrow fire from the sky, burn it into a pot of fire, and the newlyweds will live a prosperous life!"
"A piece of sandalwood is carved into a jade saddle. The newlyweds step over it to ensure safety every step of the way."
"One sprinkles gold, two sprinkles silver, and three sprinkles new people come on stage and turn around."
Someone asked the groom to decide the outcome with three arrows on the stage of his wedding celebration:
An arrow shoots into the sky, God sends a good match, and the newlyweds are happy!
Two arrows hit the ground, and the ground matches a pair, and the couple will be harmonious for hundreds of years.
Three arrows determine the universe, shoot first to the sky, and then to the earth. The sky will last forever, and the earth will last forever.
The emcee did not say anything to tease the groom or amuse the guests and friends, but quickly followed the process step by step.
This made Yu Qingyang very satisfied. The process that originally took more than half an hour was completed in ten minutes.
As for why Yu Qingyang knew so clearly.
That's because he was married twice in his last life, and served as a witness and general manager several times, so he had a clear grasp of the marriage process.
Before Yu Qingyang and the others entered, my parents had already arrived at the auditorium.
There is a decorated Eight Immortals table, and my parents are sitting on both sides of the Eight Immortals table.
My father and mother are also dressed in Chinese style, which is what officials and their wives wore in ancient times.
However, seeing the appearance of his parents, Yu Qingyang couldn't help but think of the classic line in Ge You's movie: There is no surplus food in the landlord's house!
The master of ceremonies didn't care what Yu Qingyang was thinking and continued to preside over the wedding.
Kneeling three times and prostrating nine times, one bows to heaven and earth, the other two bows to the high hall, and the husband and wife bow to each other.
Then he served tea to his parents and took red envelopes instead.
"What's going on with this MC?"
Some of the guests who watched the ceremony were knowledgeable. Although the emcee followed every step and every process was correct, people with a discerning eye could still see that he was in a hurry and wanted to speed up the wedding process.
"Yeah, why are you in such a hurry? Are you preparing for the next show?"
"I think it's possible. Just now I felt that he was doing a good job, and I was thinking of looking for him when my son gets married!
Looking at it now, let’s forget it!”
"Yes, such a person has no professional ethics at all. No matter how slippery he is, no matter how good he is in hosting, he will not be able to use it!"
If the master of ceremonies knew what was being said about him below, he would probably cry.
Is it easy for me to be a gold medal host?
I have hosted hundreds of weddings, big and small, but I didn’t expect to lose my reputation here.
In less than half an hour (not counting the more than ten minutes of preparation before Yu Qingyang arrived), the wedding came to an end as the emcee walked into the bridal chamber.
At the back is a place to sit down and have a banquet.
"Why do you feel like this wedding is a bit simple?"
"Where is the simplicity? Isn't that the case for everyone?"
"In the past, when attending weddings, the officiant had to talk a lot. It wouldn't be over in less than an hour!"
At this time, more people discovered something strange.
"Maybe it's because we're in a hurry! Look, it's twelve o'clock, which is just the right time for the banquet to begin!"
"Yes, I used to attend weddings and chatter about them. Although it was very interesting, by the time the party started, it was almost too late!
It’s better like this! Don’t delay eating!”
"Mr. Yu's banquet shouldn't be bad, right?"
"Wouldn't it be bad? Let me tell you, I heard from people in the administration department that every table in this hall has a standard of 1,288!
This does not include the money spent on tobacco and alcohol!
The cigarettes are soft Chinese and the wines are all Wuliangye!
This table adds up to almost three thousand yuan!"
"Ah? So much? Then let's just give him a hundred yuan as a gift. Isn't it a bit too little?"
"Okay! Why do you think so much? Mr. Yu is short of your gift money?
We are here just to show off to Mr. Yu!"
"Yes, we are here to please people! Even for the one hundred yuan, Mr. Yu was unwilling to follow the truth and sent us red envelopes in advance!
Let’s take a hundred, and Mr. Yu will give you a red envelope worth 500 yuan!”
Yu Qingyang's wedding was more like a company annual meeting.
Huayu Investment has more than 20,000 employees, and more than 10,000 people came at noon alone.
These more than 10,000 people did not come all at once. The Shark Fin Palace can only receive up to 3,000 people at a time.
In order to receive more than 20,000 people, we could only provide running tables. The administrative department specially issued a notice to each subsidiary company, stipulating the time for each subsidiary company to attend the banquet.
After the wedding, Yu Qingyang went to the toilet first and squatted for more than ten minutes before returning to the rest room feeling comfortable.
This rest room is specially used by Yu Qingyang and Xia Xue.
They can take a rest here, touch up their makeup and so on.
"Yangzi, are you okay?" Xia Xue looked at Yu Qingyang and asked worriedly.
"It's okay, do you think I'm okay?" Yu Qingyang said with a smile.
Xia Xue looked at Yu Qingyang, and it seemed that Yu Qingyang's face was rosy, but his lips were a little irritated and flaky, and he didn't look like he had diarrhea at all.
"Although I have a little diarrhea, I am in good health and I just treat it as detoxification!" Yu Qingyang touched his belly and smiled.
"Brother and sister, you don't have to worry, Yangzi is full of rotten oil and water. For him, having diarrhea is just a matter of clearing his stomach!" Mu En teased with a smile.
"Brother Mu, when it comes to oil and water, I don't dare to compare with you!
You said you drink tea all day long, so why haven't you lost all your fat?" Yu Qingyang retorted.
"I'm full of knowledge! You can't envy me!" Mu En proudly patted his big belly.
"Mr. Yu, Doctor Xia, it's time to go out and toast!" At this time, Wu Yunfang from the administrative department came in and informed Yu Qingyang to go out and toast.
The advantage of a Chinese wedding is that there is no need to change clothes.
In those Western-style weddings, after the wedding, you have to change clothes before toasting.
"Okay, here it comes!
The sixth son, Mr. Zeng, Mr. Bao, Yeren, the eldest son, and the third son are gone!" Yu Qingyang greeted his best man.
Yu Qingyang's choice of six groomsmen was also very particular. The two friends were both young men from Sijiucheng. When toasting to those in the officialdom, they helped him to hold back the wine. No one could say that they were rude.
Today there are not only guests from their side, but also guests from my father-in-law’s side.
Today's banquet was hosted by both families together.
Two college classmates and two high school classmates can greet their college classmates and high school classmates without being rude.
As for colleagues in the company, the person in the administrative department is responsible for making arrangements, and there is no question of whether to be rude or not.
There are rules for toasting, and you can't toast casually.
I would like to express my respect to the elders in my family, Yu Qingyang’s uncle, and those uncles and brothers from my hometown.
Then came my uncle, my grandma’s relative.
Then there are the relatives from Xia Xue's family.
After paying tribute to the elders of both parties, toast to the leader.
Yu Qingyang did not invite many leaders, but quite a few came uninvited.
For example, Secretary Song from Yuandu and Secretary Wang from Caidu are both uninvited guests.
They came here to ease the relationship. Yu Qingyang's Huayu Investment has firmly established itself as the number one state-owned enterprise in Dongshan Province.
The boss of the company is from Yuandu and Caidu.
In the eyes of many people, this is a good thing! During the meeting in the provincial capital, many local and city leaders were envious of Yuandu.
But the leaders Yuando and Caidu could only smile bitterly.
Deputy Mayor Zhao, who is in charge of environmental sanitation in Beijing, also came to attend the wedding in person.
Yu Qingyang probably took the opportunity to come over to ease the relationship because he had not helped with the acquisition of the sewage treatment plant and water plant before.
After all, he received a Shuangseqiu lottery ticket from Yu Qingyang!
Of course, more leaders come for my father-in-law.
Fortunately, they are all from the same province. Whether they are here for Yu Qingyang or for my father-in-law, everyone knows each other.
Except for relatives and leaders, Yu Qingyang had no choice but to drink a glass of wine, and then asked the best man to drink two glasses for him.
At other banquets, Yu Qingyang just said some words of thanks, and then asked the best man to toast him a glass of wine.
Seeing a new batch of groomsmen around him, Yu Qingyang laughed unscrupulously.
I deserve it for letting you drink me up yesterday, causing me to have diarrhea, and for making you gloat about my misfortune in the morning.
There were 300 tables in the first batch of guests. The first batch were mainly relatives, classmates, friends, and superiors of Yu Qingyang and Xia Xue.
Everyone needs to toast, one glass of wine for each table, and three hundred glasses of wine for three hundred tables.
Even a small cup worth one tael is equivalent to thirty kilograms of wine.
The key point is that the first batch of 300 tables of guests were all relatives, classmates and friends. The bride and groom were toasting, and they couldn’t help but drink. In addition, some friends and classmates were making noises. As a result, not even one third of the toasts were made, including National Day.
You can't wait for the best man.
I can only temporarily find a few young people from the company, put on suits and pretend to be the best men.
Yu Qingyang's parents finished their toast, and his father-in-law and mother-in-law continued their toast. By this time, everyone had almost eaten, and the beauties from the administrative department who were serving as service staff came up and whispered to them that it was time to leave.
The reason why I choose beautiful women is that I can talk easily.
After all, there is nothing to say about driving away guests when drinking wedding wine.
The beauty came forward and spoke softly, so as not to embarrass the guests.
After the guests left the table, the hotel waiters nervously started clearing the tables and cleaning.
Because the next batch of guests will be arriving soon.
From noon to evening, the flow of guests never stopped, and the hotel's waiters and chefs were not idle, they were always busy.
The two protagonists, Yu Qingyang and Xia Xue, naturally accompanied him until the last wave of guests were sent away.