"Uncle, if nothing happens, I will go back to Xiwu first!"
Morgue.
Su Yue was about to say goodbye and leave.
He really didn't like this place, it was so gloomy, as if a corpse would be resurrected at any time.
As soon as the words fell, Su Yue was ready to run away.
"Wait, there is one last thing!"
Lu Xiliang hurriedly called him.
"Uncle, if you want to teach me how to drive away corpses, I refuse. I'm a little afraid of ghosts!"
Su Yue shook his head.
I have no interest in subjects like undead zombies at all.
"Can you please stop talking about driving corpses from now on?
"Come here and take a photo with me. You are my daughter's idol. He has wanted your autograph and photo for a long time!"
Lu Xiliang had a dark face.
Do I look like a Taoist priest who drives away corpses?
Have you ever seen such a handsome old man?
Inexplicable, crazy!
"So that's what it is, it's simple!"
After saying this, Su Yue raised his scissor hands.
"No, you can't take pictures in the morgue. There are only two of us here. Don't let the three people appear in the photo at the end. That would be scary.
"Leave the morgue first, let's find a place with plenty of yang energy!"
Su Yue still ran away quickly.
Lu Xiliang shook his head and followed.
"Uncle, let's take pictures here, there is a lot of yang energy here!"
Su Yue followed his usual practice and raised his scissor hands.
“No, this pose for taking pictures is inappropriate!
"In this case, I will set a timer to take photos on my phone. We need to pose for a photo."
Lu Xiliang shook his head.
"Posing? Am I... so solemn? How should I pose? Do I need to do a backflip?"
Su Yue felt like he was playing monkey.
"No, I'll take a pen and sign on your clothes.
"Then you act as my fan and act ecstatic. I am an idol now and am signing autographs for you. Remember to have tension in your expression.
"The moment I signed your autograph, we were forever frozen in the photo. It was perfect."
Lu Xiliang took out a pen and was about to write on Su Yue.
"Don't...Master, my mind is a little messed up right now!
"I'll give it a try.
"I am your daughter's idol. I take a photo with you to give you face.
"Then, I have to pretend to be your fan and pretend I'm looking for your autograph? Did you sign my clothes?"
Su Yue sorted out his thoughts.
"yes.
"My daughter is your fan, and I feel a little sad and a little jealous.
“If I become your idol, then I will be the idol of my daughter’s idol, a king-level idol.
"At that time, I was so great as a father."
Lu Xiliang nodded.
"Wow, uncle, you have ulterior motives. You actually used fake fans to deceive your daughter."
Su Yue was stunned.
In order to gain the admiration of his daughter, a father goes to such lengths to do so.
This world is full of lies.
"Come on, stop dawdling!"
Even though Su Yue was dissatisfied, the deal was already done. He could only show off his professional acting skills and put on an ecstatic expression as if he had met his idol.
Blah blah blah...blah blah...!
Ten consecutive shots.
"Uncle, why do I only give you beauty?"
Su Yue was stunned.
"Because this is a photo for my daughter. Of course her father must be handsome, and she may want to pass it around to her classmates."
Lu Xiliang nodded, expressing satisfaction.
"Uncle, you are quite vain!"
Su Yue could only sigh like this.
"Oh, it's so embarrassing that you saw through it!
"Well, you are still young and have no children. You will understand when you become a father.
"Watching my daughter worship other men, it feels like eating a ton of lemons, an indescribable feeling.
"Master nephew, thank you for allowing me to become a king-level superstar for once."
Lu Xiliang patted Su Yue on the shoulder to express his gratitude.
"Well, you should be grateful for this."
Shaking his head, Su Yue ran towards Xiwu.
He has to go back and change clothes.
Bah.
What are you going to do when you go back? Go directly to the mall.
Just this white shirt, let’s get another one.
There seems to be a special shirt in the store with chicken feathers on it, which is very handsome.
Chicken feather costume?
Pretending to be a chicken?
Forget it, I can't wear it, just something ordinary.
Mucheng should be back soon, and she should be very happy if you give her this black ice crystal chain.
…
Seibu!
Mu Cheng was simply fed up with this group of green teas.
You come to Seibu to exchange and learn, not to poach others.
This is Wuhan University, not Pheasant University.
Each of them is not very strong and spends all day studying some jewelry and cosmetics.
Can those things kill enemies in a wet environment?
"Senior Mucheng, look at my bracelet. It has 3,000 credits. My ex-boyfriend bought it for me, but unfortunately he didn't live up to his expectations... I was angry, and he didn't even know how to coax me. Instead, he liked to be reasonable, so I dumped him.
he.
"We girls can't spoil them. When we fall in love, we must be romantic.
"Listen to me, senior sister, although you are strong, your love skills need to be relearned.
“To lose face and let the pigeons go, if necessary, you have to find a male best friend to put a little pressure on Su Yue, so that he will cherish you.
"You don't even give me a gift, what kind of boyfriend do you think you are?"
This green tea comes from Tobu and has a sharp and mean face. Mucheng would rather fight Feng Jiajia than work with such a thing.
But there is no way.
This is the task of the student union.
"Sister, I'm looking for a boyfriend, not a licking dog, nor a slave.
"We have our own lives, and we are all trying to become better people. We are together because we have a common goal and vision, encourage each other, and support each other, instead of looking for trouble.
"This discussion about my boyfriend ends here."
Mucheng was almost annoyed to death.
"Senior Sister Mu Cheng, there is something wrong with your values.
"We girls will have children in the future. No matter how much we sacrifice for them, boys, they must unconditionally pamper us and spoil us. Good morning and good night, not less than once. If you dare to lose your temper, show them how to behave."
.
"Girls, as long as you have the ability to protect yourself, why bother yourself so much?"
Green tea is still chattering.
The key group of girls was chattering and quite agreed with Green Tea's point of view.
In the distance, a group of boys had dark faces and could only smile bitterly.
Warning when giving birth to a child, this is simply the deadliest killer move.
"I haven't graduated yet, so I haven't thought about having children yet.
"Even if I want to be a mother one day, it's because I want to welcome a little life, and I want to have a complete family. Forget it... I can't say anything to you."
Mucheng shook his head.
These are all twisted ideas.
Isn't it wrong to exploit your husband by having children?
Isn’t the meaning of marriage for mutual happiness?
When did it become a one-sided squeeze?
If you don’t want to give birth, you don’t have to give birth.
Several men looked emotional.
Sure enough, ugly people tend to do more mischief. Look at Senior Sister Mucheng, the majestic goddess of martial arts, how normal her views on love are.
As for the three or four green teas, it’s okay not to mention them.
Of course, most girls still agree with Mucheng's point of view.
Several green teas began to study jewelry again.
"Hey, isn't that Su Yue?"
Suddenly, someone exclaimed.
People turned to look.
really.
There was a young man in a white shirt outside the gate, walking slowly.
Su Yue?
Mucheng was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but smile.
This guy, when did he learn to dress up? He looks quite handsome in a white shirt.
Mucheng is not without vanity.
She quietly observed a few green tea cups.
Sure enough, their eyes were sour.
"Hey, I'm back!
"Hello everyone, my name is Su Yue, welcome to study at Seibu."
Su Yue smiled handsomely and waved hello.
He knew that this group of people would come to Seibu to study for a few days. After all, Seibu had won the championship in the martial arts competition, and the Ministry of Education ordered other Wuhan universities to come to observe and learn.
As the host, I have to give you a courtesy welcome.
Of course, these people are members of the student unions of various Wuhan universities, and they must be hostile to Seibu.
It’s human nature!
Being defeated by an opponent and then being forced by the Ministry of Education to study at Seibu is obviously humiliating.
Mucheng, this kid, can't hide anything on his face.
She was obviously very unhappy.
"Hey, Senior Mucheng's boyfriend finally showed up, and we all thought you had broken up.
"Su Yue, you have to cherish having a beautiful girlfriend like Mucheng. Many of our handsome guys in Nanwu secretly love Mucheng."
The green tea man walked forward and looked at Mu Cheng strangely.
If I can't beat you in the ring, I will disgust you and let you show off your power in our school.
"Haha, Mucheng and I have a very good relationship. Thank you all for your concern."
Su Yue was too lazy to chat with these women.
"Senior Mucheng has nothing on her wrist and no gifts. We all thought she broke up."
Green tea still refuses to give up.
She was sent to Seibu to study and she felt unhappy, so she wanted Mucheng and Su Yue to quarrel, which also made them unhappy.
“I have a lot of jewelry, but it’s just inconvenient to wear it when wet.
"Su Yue, please go back first. I'll find you later. It's so noisy here and it's too troublesome!"
Mu Cheng's face was livid.
Neither she nor Su Yue could step down,
"Senior Mucheng, you know how to be cool and warm, you are really in love!"
Green Tea said sarcastically again.
If she could come out, Su Yue would not be considerate to Mucheng at all.
Seizing a crack and launching a deadly attack are often very effective.
Su Yue froze.
Is this the legendary palace battle drama?
Sure enough, a woman's mouth is like a knife, the surface is quenched with poison, and the knife cuts to the heart.
Even if Mucheng didn't mind, he still felt a little uncomfortable.
If there is a quarrel in the future, this will be the trigger.
Vicious!
Very sinister.
"That's right, what girl doesn't like jewelry?"
The other girl is also weird.
The boys didn't say anything at all, but they also pointed.
Mucheng was upset and angry.
She wanted to urge Su Yue to leave quickly, otherwise the chaos would get worse.
The reason why other Wuhan universities send these sharp-tongued girls here is just to find a place.
As long as Su Yue is here, they can talk about three days and three nights without repeating themselves.
Too upset.
"Mucheng, look at you, you are always so stubborn.
"The lower wet realm is the lower wet realm, and wearing jewelry is wearing jewelry. There is no conflict. If the jewelry is damaged in the wet realm, I will just buy it for you again.
"As long as I, Su Yue, am here, you can lose any amount of jewelry!
"Stand there and don't move!"
However, before Mucheng could speak again, Su Yue had already walked towards her.
Whoosh!
At this time, Su Yue held a necklace in his hand.
The pendant is pure purple in color and reflects a deep halo in the sun, just like a star, which is particularly beautiful.
Su Yue walked up behind Mucheng and put on the Xuan Bing Jing for her with his own hands.
Um!
very beautiful.
The purple crystal stone makes Mu Cheng more elegant and refined.
Under the sun.
Su Yue wore a simple white shirt, clean and refreshing.
Mucheng is as pure as a petal, her face is a little shy, a little surprised, and even more beautiful.
In the eyes of others, this is simply a fairy tale.
"This piece of jewelry will not be corroded in wet environments. I will find more for you to wear in the future.
"You go ahead and get busy, I'll go to the instructor's place!"
Su Yue squeezed Mucheng's arm and then left calmly.
This time, he didn't bother to look at the group of people.
"What kind of necklace is that? It doesn't look like a diamond at all!"
Green Tea observed it for a while and asked doubtfully.
"Stop trying to impress others. This gem is called Xuan Bing Jing. It is a treasure brought back by the Grandmaster from the Wet Realm. It is worth 100,000 credits, which is equivalent to 10 million in money!
"You have so many ex-boyfriends and so many licking dogs. Are all the gifts they give you half as expensive as this necklace?
"Did you hear that? Su Yue asked Mucheng to wear it differently.
"Don't worry, don't you bother me?"
At this time, a Seibu student came out and said mercilessly.
He was too lazy to speak before, after all, good men don't fight with women.
But it would be too much to go on forever.
100,000 credits?
A necklace?
For a moment, the group of green teas were speechless.
What else can be said?
If you continue talking, you will only appear to be a clown.
10 million dollars!
He actually bought a necklace. Is Su Yue crazy?
"Extravage and waste."
Finally, one girl said something sour.
"Sister, don't be sour.
"In the first battle with Jiang Yuanguo, some people said that Su Yue earned 2 million credits.
"To him, 100,000 credits doesn't matter at all. Your vision is only worthy of a few licking dogs. It's so boring!"
The Seibu students were also very proud.
He deserves to be the strongest freshman king, he is so domineering in everything he does.
Jewelry worth 100,000 credits can be given away without batting an eye.
Mucheng froze on the spot.
From the position of my neck, there was a stream of cool air flowing into my body, which was indescribably comfortable.
It turns out that Su Yue cares about himself.
Damn it, I wrongly blamed Su Yue.
Words can really hurt one's heart. In fact, Mucheng herself didn't realize that she was already a little bit dissatisfied with Su Yue.
Indeed, Mucheng is also a girl, so she is a little embarrassed.
But now, her whole body is filled with happiness.
A few Green Tea Irons didn't say anything, and they felt as if they had been slapped in the face.
…
Sima Lingling is not at home, but Ma Xiaoyu is.
Although this girl wants to be a salted fish qi and blood warrior and then go back to inherit the family business.
But Sima Lingling still stipulated that she must complete all the auxiliary department's tactics courses before her sophomore year.
"Senior brother, you are finally back, what can I do? I can't learn excellent tactics!"
Ma Xiaoyu wailed.
She was particularly curious as to why she was so stupid.
I have been learning a speed-increasing strategy for half a year, but I have no clue.
And the senior brother is already killing the grandmaster.
Learning how to fight is too difficult.
"Let me tell you a secret!"
Su Yue smiled.
"Brother, tell me quickly!"
Ma Xiaoyu seemed to have seen a savior.
Su Yue is the person she admires most in her life, no one.
“Quickly quit, quit the Q group, delete WeChat, cut off all social circles, and concentrate on practicing, you will definitely be able to get started in a month!
"You are just chasing stars and idols in your head. You are not attentive at all and have too many distracting thoughts.
"If you don't work hard, the instructor may confiscate your phone."
Su Yue shook his head.
Speaking of which, Sima Lingling really had a headache.
If a disciple is too strong, he will disappear and wander around in the wet world at every turn.
The other one doesn't seek advancement and is simply a salty fish.
"Oh, I've said it but I haven't said it yet, why is it so difficult to be a salty fish!"
Ma Xiaoyu sighed.
"Hey, where's the instructor?"
Su Yue asked again!
When he and Lu Xiliang went to the morgue, Sima Lingling should have returned to Xiwu.
"Oh, yes...the tutor asked me to inform you to go to the principal's office when you come back. I almost forgot about it, this memory!"
Ma Xiaoyu exclaimed.
"To the principal's office?"
Su Yue was stunned for a moment, then turned around and prepared to leave.
"Brother, I will listen to you and seal the phone for a while."
Ma Xiaoyu shouted from behind.
"Come on."
Su Yue shook his head.
In fact, Ma Xiaoyu's state is not uncommon in Wuhan University.
Most of the children of some big families, especially girls, just want stability.
…
Principal's office!
Su Yue just came in and felt that the atmosphere was a bit depressing.
They should have just finished their meeting, and a few instructors had just left.
In the end, only Sima Lingling and Zhao Jiangtao were left in the office.
Before leaving, the other instructors cast approving glances.
Su Yue was a little confused.
"Principal, tutor...this..."
Su Yue didn't know what to use as an opening statement for a while.
The atmosphere seemed a little awkward.
"Su Yue, you have overcome the aura and your cultivation speed is surprisingly fast, so it is not easy to break through the fourth level. Just now, the school leaders held a special meeting because of your matter.
"We discussed it. If you want to break through, there are currently two ways!"
Sima Lingling said.
"Thank you to the school leaders for their concern, I am flattered!"
Su Yue nodded quickly.
To be honest, he didn't expect that the school leaders would hold a special meeting because of his own affairs.
It was really a bit surprising.
"You are the fastest practitioner in the history of Seibu. As instructors, of course we must be responsible for you to the end.
"Remember, you are a member of our Seibu team. If you encounter any problems in the future, our Seibu team will be your support."
Zhao Jiangtao smiled.
Su Yue is a very special student. He has been in school for half a year and may not yet agree with Seibu too much.
This is normal, after all, Su Yue has been wandering in the wet realm.
"Principal, tutor, what two methods can we use to break through?"
Su Yue asked quickly again.
He is really eager to break through.
As long as you break through the fourth level, you can go to the Ley Beast Jungle to find weapons.
This is the top priority right now.
"Principal, please explain to Su Yue that I will take a few days off.
"Su Yue, practice hard!"
After saying that, Sima Lingling left directly.
Su Yue was confused.
The instructor seemed to be in a bad mood, but he didn't dare to ask questions.
"Let's talk about your mentor later. Let's talk about your breakthrough method first!
“First, just wait.
"You no longer need to cultivate Qi and blood deliberately, you can rest, or you can specialize in studying tactics.
"The reason why you have realm barriers is that your Qi and blood increase too fast.
"Over time, the realm barrier will naturally weaken. Although you no longer practice Qi and blood, the Qi and blood will continue to attack the barrier. It is only a matter of time.
“Of course, this method will be very slow, ranging from half a year to one year at most.
"But it's normal. You are only a freshman now. Even if you break through to the fourth level in your junior year, you will still be the best. This is the safest way."
Zhao Jiangtao said.
"The other one!"
Su Yue asked with a frown.
Delaying time?
Are you kidding me? I'll have nothing to do for half a year or a year.
It's better to kill me quickly.
“The second is to deliberately look for external forces, and then use external forces to break down barriers.
"Like the twilight clock of the Auxiliary Association, it is an external force.
"Of course, although external force is a shortcut, it is actually somewhat dangerous."
Zhao Jiangtao shook his head.
He knew that Su Yue could not waste time, this boy would create a miracle in China.
"Does Seibu have any similar demon weapons?"
Su Yue's heart skipped a beat.
In fact, this method does not require a meeting to study at all, Su Yue can analyze it himself.
"There is no demon weapon, but there is a person who can help you!"
Zhao Jiangtao said.
"who?"
Su Yue frowned.
It's amazing that there are still people who can help break down the barriers of realm.
Zhao Jiangtao walked to the window:
“See that fat bald guy?
"His name is Li Duozhi, he is at the peak of the fifth level, but due to his limited bones, there is a high probability that he will not be able to break through to the Grand Master level.
"He masters a boxing technique similar to beating a cow across a mountain, which can directly hit the warrior's aura through the physical body.
"Li Duozhi comes from Dongbu. In the circle of teachers at Wuhan University of Education, he is invincible and extremely arrogant.
“This time the Ministry of Education forced students from other schools to come to study at Seibu, and Li Duozhi is the leading teacher at Seibu.
"He has loved provoking others all his life. He likes to gain a sense of presence in the forum after defeating his mentor. He doesn't even get tired of it. He can defeat you 10 or 20 times in a row and then pick on the weaklings.
"This time when I come to Seibu, Li Duozhi will definitely seek death and find trouble to fight against Mr. Seibu.
"A very shameless and troublesome person."
Zhao Jiangtao looked down at Jiangwu Courtyard, his brows furrowed together.
Su Yue also walked over and took a look.
really.
A standard greasy middle-aged man.
He wears big slippers, big pants, and a vest on his upper body. His hair is not bald, and there is a circle around the edge.
This guy really has no quality.
He made loud noises, spitted everywhere, and more importantly, whistled at Seibu's female classmates.
Simply shameless.
"Principal, do you want me to challenge Li Duozhi and then use his fist to directly destroy my aura barrier?"
Su Yue was not stupid, he had already guessed what Zhao Jiangtao meant.
certainly.
When Su Yue challenged Li Duozhi, he ended up getting beaten unilaterally.
Although he is conceited, he is not stupid either.
Even if he can break through to the fourth level, he cannot be an opponent at the peak of the fifth level.
"Yes, but it's a bit dangerous.
"Li Duozhi's biggest characteristic is that he is shameless. Even if you are a freshman, he will not show mercy. After you are beaten to the limit, you can only rely on your own ability to run, otherwise you may be disabled.
"This guy's brain is different from other people's. It's a little abnormal."
Zhao Jiangtao looked at Su Yue, a little worried.
This is no joke.
Li Duozhi really had a record of beating students up before.
"I should be able to escape!"
Su Yue nodded solemnly.
I have Xuanbing Palm and a speed increase, so escaping is not a big problem.
When Xuan Bingzhang's savings are exhausted, you can return to the cliff of the East Battle Road to replenish it. This is not a big problem.
"By the way, do you know why your tutor took leave?"
Zhao Jiangtao looked at Su Yue and smiled helplessly:
"This Li Duozhi is your teacher's suitor. He declares everywhere that he wants to marry Lingling and wants Lingling to give him twins.
"These are not too much. After all, it is a normal pursuit, but he has brought others down. Because your mentor, a male mentor below the master of Seibu, has been challenged by him all over the place.
"He is simply a plague. Wherever he goes, there is no peace.
"Sima Lingling has to take a leave of absence so as not to implicate the instructors of Seibu. This was simply sent by the principal of Seibu to disgust me."
Zhao Jiangtao clenched his fist hard.
Sometimes, he, the principal, is also very helpless.
He is Tobu's mentor, so first of all Seibu can't refuse.
As for the challenge, everyone is in the fifth grade, and no one will be killed. The Ministry of Education particularly encourages teachers to compete with each other.
The problem cannot be solved at all.
"This guy is too much!"
Su Yue took a long breath.
He has seen shameless people before, but it is rare for someone at such an old age to be so shameless.
If you want to pursue a mentor, you can use normal methods, such as sending flowers and making an appointment.
But even if you harass me, you still want to destroy the teacher's normal life. It's quite disgusting.
…
"Sima Lingling, I know you are in Xiwu, come out and find me quickly, I want to watch a movie with you.
"If you date other men behind my back, I will be very angry.
"If you don't come out, I will find all the male instructors in Seibu. I will challenge them one by one, and I will challenge them every day!
"Sima Lingling, I know you also like me. There is no shame in being a widow. Be brave and fall in love with me. Let's get married...sharpen your knives and scissors, collect old mobile phones, and grow your hair..."
…
At this moment, a loud loudspeaker sounded in the campus.
The speaker in this guy's hand may be second-hand, but it actually broadcasts other sounds.
Many people came to watch, and Li Duozhi also burst into laughter.
"Whoever laughs, I will challenge your mentor!"
Li Duozhi was furious.
What kind of broken speaker is this?
…
"How could such a weirdo live to this age without being beaten to death?"
Su Yue sighed, his eyes were opened.
real!
No shame at all.
"Well, maybe it's because of his shamelessness that Li Duozhi is invincible.
"Actually, he is also a poor man. He was not like this when he was young. Maybe his brain was damaged by aliens on the battlefield, so he is a little abnormal.
"If you want to break through, attract firepower for your mentor!
"If you are challenged by a student, he will consider it a shame. During this period of time, he will keep fighting with you so that other teachers can calm down."
Zhao Jiangtao shook his head.
So far, only Su Yue has taken action.
Of course, he will always pay attention to Su Yue's safety. If his life is really in danger, Zhao Jiangtao will take action himself.
"I see!"
Su Yue picked up an ordinary pen from Zhao Jiangtao's table.
…
"Sima Lingling, I know you are in Xiwu, come out and find me quickly, I want to talk to you..."
call out!
Li Duozhi restarted the tweeter, but before the recording could finish playing, a pen flew out of the window and shattered his speaker.
At this time, one of Seibu's instructors couldn't help but wanted to fight Li Duozhi.
He is so shameless.
But the sudden surprise surprised many people.
"Who...get out!"
Li Duozhi was angry.
Snap!
Then, a figure jumped down from the tall building.
"You're an old fritter, beeping endlessly... If you can't be quiet, get out, you're not welcome in Seibu!"
…
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