[1] One second rich man, one second diaosi, and sending a village girl on his behalf
Life is always full of helplessness and dramatic choices.
If you were a millionaire one second ago, remember not to be complacent, because once you are complacent, you will most likely become a worthless poor person the next second.
Looking at the dilapidated house in front of him, looking at the dilapidated village in front of him, and looking at the shabby clothes on his body, Li Bu wanted to cry at this moment, he wanted to squat on the ground with his head in his hands and cry loudly.
But at this time, he didn't dare, not because the crown on his head would fall off, but because his pants were torn. If he squatted down now, his buttocks would be exposed, and there was an old yellow dog behind him.
He was staring at him eagerly.
"God, you don't play with me like this. One second I was a multi-millionaire driving a Ferrari, and the next second you got into a car accident and you brought me here to be a beggar. Are you so playful with me?"
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At this moment, Li Bu really wanted to cry. A minute ago, he was a rich man who waved his hand and scattered thousands of dollars. As a result, he was hit by a dump truck when he was crossing the intersection just after scattering the money.
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Then the next second, before he fully understood what was going on, he had already arrived here and turned into an n-level male who couldn't survive in the city and was ready to go home and live on the subsistence allowance.
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Even saying that the former Li Bu was Si might be an insult to the name Si.
Why? Because this Li Bu has been working abroad for five years. Not only has he not brought back a penny to his family, but every time during the New Year and holidays, his family has to give him money for travel expenses so that he can go home to celebrate the New Year.
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The reason why Li Bu behaved like this this time was because it was not a holiday, and when he had no money for food last month, he sold his mobile phone and used it for food and accommodation.
So this time, Li Bu came home quietly by himself without telling anyone. Moreover, after he returned home this time, he had no intention of going out again, because he would be hungry after a full meal outside.
After five years, he really didn't want to live his life anymore.
I just wanted to go home, but it turned out that this guy was so unlucky that he unexpectedly fell asleep on the bus back. Then he had a mobile phone in his pocket that day and the little money he had left after buying the ticket was also stolen.
Just left.
The bus only went to the city and did not return directly to Li Bu's door. Therefore, Li Bu, who lost his money and could not buy another ticket, ended up walking for a day and walked back to his home from the city.
My hometown in the mountain village.
When he returned to his hometown, he had already had a fight in his stomach. He couldn't help but fell in love with the pomegranates on the neighbor's pomegranate tree. Then he didn't care if there was anyone in the neighbor's house, and he climbed straight up without even asking.
Go up and pick them and eat them.
And just when he was eating with gusto, the big yellow dog behind him jumped out of nowhere, suddenly jumped up and bit his pants on the back of his buttocks, and forcefully pulled him down from the tree, ruthlessly pulling him down from the tree.
He hit a big rock under the tree hard, and then he disappeared, and he came back inexplicably.
After scolding God and accepting the memory of the original owner, Li Bu covered his head with one hand and the open position behind his butt with the other hand, and said with a look of despair: "God, I won't scold you anymore.
Just let me do it, but can you get the big yellow dog behind me away? I'm afraid of dogs...!!"
"Dahuang, come back here, don't bite anyone!!" Just when Li Bu was worried about when he would be bitten by a dog, an angelic voice suddenly came from behind him. But when he turned around, this angel was a little bit...
Changed.
This so-called angel is not someone else. In fact, this so-called angel is Li Bu's fiancée. She talked things over with him, gave him a gift, and only left his wife and childhood sweetheart, Li Yanmei, to sleep with him.
Li Bu saw Li Yanmei, and Li Yanmei naturally saw Li Bu, so a loud roar rang out throughout the mountain village: "You heartless bitch, you dare to come back, I will beat you to death today."
You are such an irresponsible man who kissed me, I won’t call you Li Yanmei anymore, oh oh oh..."
Speaking of having a fiancée, his predecessor was actually quite unjust. Why? Because he was only sixteen years old at the time. After watching the kissing scene in the TV series, he couldn't help but kiss Li Yanmei.
The first bite was okay, but he wanted to try it a second time, and during the second time, he was accidentally seen by Li Yanmei's father.
Then a kitchen knife was held to him, and he was asked to choose to marry Li Yanmei or be hacked to death. He had no choice but to do it. In addition, he was indeed the one who should not have done it, so he was still a little young and ignorant at the time, so he was stupid.
He agreed to marry Li Yanmei.
After that, the two families invited witnesses and paid gifts in front of everyone. However, their predecessors, who yearned for the big city and were a little scared, did not actually marry Li Yanmei. Instead, they spent the night alone on the night when the gifts were given.
I secretly took my luggage and slipped out.
Moreover, he has been away for five years. In these five years, he has only returned home secretly four times, and each time he came back while avoiding Li Yanmei's family. In addition, after returning, he also had a reunion dinner with his family, and then followed
My parents asked for some money and sneaked away early the next morning.
Because of their love affair five years ago, Li Yanmei still can't get married, and she doesn't dare to get married.
So when she saw Li Bu, the culprit who had delayed her for five years and caused her pain for five years, Li Yanmei immediately picked up a wooden stick and chased after Li Bu after screaming.
I just have to follow Li Bu's life-defying rhythm.
"Help, help, the crazy woman is going crazy and wants to kill people, help, help, the crazy woman is going crazy and wants to kill people!!" Seeing Li Yanmei chasing after him, Li Bu was so frightened that he didn't care about his crotch.
Unable to open it, I just started running around the village like crazy.
After finally meeting this heartless man, he was now being called a crazy woman. Li Yanmei was simply driven crazy.
Li Yan was so angry that she grabbed a stick and chased Li Bu, shouting, "Yes, I am the crazy woman, and I am the crazy woman who has been harmed by you."
son.
Now everyone says that I am a crazy woman who was bought, but the buyer refused to take the goods. Li Bu, I hate you so much. Why didn't you escape earlier when you wanted to run away? You had to wait until my family took over yours.
You only ran away after getting the gift money, woo woo woo, wow wow wow... you big bastard, big bastard..."
Hearing Li Yanmei's words, Li Bu was stunned. He suddenly forgot to run away, turned around stupidly, and began to carefully look at this person who didn't look pretty. His face was full of tears, and he shouted that he hated him to death, but
The stick in his hand was reluctant to hit his village girl.
After hitting Li Bu with a stick pretending to be angry, Li Yanmei threw the stick aside, sat down on the ground and cried loudly: "Why did you kiss me if you don't like me? Why did you kiss me if you didn't like me?"
Gift money?
Do you know how I have lived in the past five years? Wuwuwu, do you know that in the past five years, I have wanted to find a deserted valley and jump down several times? But I dare not, I am afraid of heights, I
I’m afraid you’ll come back and want me, but I’m not here anymore, oh oh oh...”
"Poor boy, although you have led a mess in your life, I am so envious of you now. I think that I have tens of millions of assets and countless beauties around me, but I have never had such a woman who is willing to wait for me.
Although this woman is not beautiful, although she is not virtuous, although she likes to speak foul language, and although fighting is scary, her heart is really beautiful, but you don't want it, and you despise it, then I want it, and I will use everything I have,
How about exchanging everything you have here??"
After muttering a few words in his mind as if talking to himself or talking to his predecessor, Li Bu directly reached out and pulled up Li Yanmei who was on the ground, showed a faint smile and said, "Don't cry, I'm not coming back to marry you."
Have you?
Besides, I didn’t go out for the past five years just to make more money, and then marry you in a glamorous way, but I didn’t expect that it would be so difficult to make money outside, hehehe..."
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