[115] We waited for you for a few days, but you caught loach here
The mountain road up to Lijiacun is very steep.
Li Bu didn't dare to speak, and Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye didn't dare to speak either.
So the three of them drove and sat quietly until they returned to Lijiacun.
"Uncle, uncle, come back!
Have you brought me snacks?
You said you wanted me to sing for you, so just buy me snacks. You can't keep your word." Li Bu's car had just parked in front of his home. Li Xiaowang, who had been waiting at his door for a long time, immediately jumped up.
He ran out jumping.
Hearing Li Xiaowang's words, Li Bu opened the door carefully [worrying about bumping into him], took out a new schoolbag from the passenger seat and handed it to him and said, "Here, here is the new schoolbag for you, and what you want.
Snacks are also in there, take them..."
"Thank you, uncle. You are the best. Uncle, if you are still alive next time, you can also come to me, hahaha..." After receiving the new schoolbag handed over by Li Bu, Li Xiaowang
Touching the bulging snacks and milk inside, my face burst into laughter.
After touching the little guy's head with a smile, Li Bu pointed to Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye who got out of the car and said to him, "This is Uncle Xiaomu and this is Uncle Xiaoye. They all come back from outside to make money."
Yes, if you have a sweeter mouth, you might even have some snacks..."
"Hello Uncle Xiaomu, Hello Uncle Xiaoye, I am Li Xiaowang, welcome you back to Lijia Village, welcome you home!!" After hearing Li Bu's words, Li Xiaowang immediately used his sweet mouth that he had recently developed, with a smile on his face.
He greeted Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye.
Li Xiaoye and Li Xiaomu came back in a bit of a hurry this time.
Plus I haven't made much money over the years.
So they came back empty-handed this time.
However, although they came back empty-handed, after the two of them looked at each other, they still took out a hundred yuan from their pockets and handed it to Li Xiaowang and said, "Uncles came back in a hurry, so they didn't buy you a gift."
, this hundred yuan given to you can be regarded as the pocket money given to you by your uncles, okay?"
"For 100 yuan, each of them actually gave me 100 yuan. Are they the legendary rich people?"
"My brother-in-law is a multi-millionaire. I sang for him to make money, and he only gave me thirty yuan and a schoolbag.
These two uncles, I just said hello uncle, and they gave me two hundred yuan. They must be billionaires for being so generous!!"
After wandering his flexible little head, Li Xiaowang immediately put away the money, then opened his new schoolbag, took out two bottles of yogurt, inserted straws into them, and then handed them to Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye in a very clumsy way.
Said: "Uncle Xiaomu, Uncle Xiaoye, come and drink a bottle of yogurt. The road up the mountain is difficult, so drink a bottle of yogurt to replenish your body..."
Li Bu; (⊙o⊙)??Crooked?
Is this puppy leg really the son of my honest and kind eldest brother and my not-so-talkative sister-in-law?
Now, why do I feel that this little guy has the potential to be a profiteer?
Like Li Bu, Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye also looked confused when they heard Li Xiaowang's words; "Don't they say that children in mountain villages are relatively simple?
Why do I feel like this little guy is smarter than the kids in the city?"
Seeing that people were confused by his few words, Li Xiaowang immediately scratched the back of his head in confusion and asked with a puzzled face, "In TV dramas, isn't that how the younger brothers talk like this?"
Uncle, aren’t your men trying to please you like this?
Isn't it?, Then you, the big boss, have failed too much, right? Why don't your employees and subordinates please you?"
"Big boss?"
“What a crazy boss!!”
"I was just a bricklayer the day before yesterday. The devil will think of us as bosses!!"
After being speechless for a while, Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye squatted down and looked at Li Xiaowang and explained in a dumbfounded way: "Xiao Wang, uncle is just a wage earner, where do you get the employees and subordinates?"
"You are not the boss, so your salary must be very high, right?" After hearing Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye say that they were not the boss, Li Xiaowang immediately thought of them as high-paying white-collar workers.
Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye, who were regarded as high-paid white-collar workers, immediately covered their foreheads and said with embarrassed smiles after hearing Li Xiaowang's words; "Our wages are not high, our job is to carry bricks on the construction site."
Planting costs only about three to four thousand yuan a month..."
"Uncle, don't you have a house, a car, a girlfriend, or any savings now?" After hearing that Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye said that they were moving bricks on a construction site and their salary was only a few thousand yuan, Li Xiaowang suddenly
There was no more fawning than before, and he even asked the two of them seriously.
Sobbing... After hearing Li Xiaowang's words, Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye immediately felt as if their hearts had been stabbed by a bayonet.
In short, it’s heartbreaking!!
After feeling heartbroken for a while, Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye nodded awkwardly again and said, "Well, we don't have what you mentioned, but we will have it in the future, because we will hang out with your uncle in the future...
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"Oh, that's it. Then work hard and strive to become a star as soon as possible and get a wife. Don't end up being an old bachelor like Uncle Zhiyou."
After nodding to Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye like little adults, Li Xiaowang turned to look at Li Bu and asked, "Uncle, Sister Shuangxi said she would go live to catch loaches later, and I charged her fifty yuan."
I have to go to work, do you want to come with me? I am too small to catch a loach..."
"Hello, good morning everyone, I am your sweetheart princess double happiness!!
We won’t sing today. How about we go hunting in the wild to catch loaches today?
Hey, Brother Li Bu, you are back. We are going to catch loaches. Do you want to go with us?" As soon as Li Xiaowang finished speaking, Shuangxi came out with a bucket in one hand and a mobile phone in the other hand, and broadcast live
When she saw Li Bu, she was surprised and brought him into the camera, and happily asked him if she wanted to go with him.
After hearing the words of Li Xiaowang and Shuangxi, Li Bu, who happened to want to catch some eels for Li Yanmei to cook porridge with, smiled and nodded to the camera and said: "Hi, hello everyone, I am the most handsome Li Bu.
We won’t sing today. How about we go hunting in the wild and catch loaches..."
The handsome guy from Brother Lychee’s family [Hey Brother Lychee, you’re letting us off the hook again. You don’t have a good live broadcast in your own live broadcast room, but you came to Shuangxi to catch loaches for free. What are you thinking? 】
The little girl from Brother Lychee’s family [Brother Lychee, what do you mean? You are a singing anchor, why are you here to play in the wild, and you play in the wild, you will play in the wild, you will not use your own live broadcast to live broadcast? 】
Xiao Shuangxi, I won’t slap you today [Brother Litchi, hurry up and go live to sing. In the jungle, we can just watch Xiao Wang and Shuangxi. We don’t care to watch you, you big and rough jungler.]
I am still the person in front of you [Brother Lychee, please get out of here and start a live broadcast. You are a singing anchor, what are you doing here? Have you forgotten the shame of fishing for snails and ducks??]
Li Bu's greeting immediately caused Shuangxi's live broadcast room to explode.
Countless scrolling subtitles were scolding Li Bu for not doing a good job in live streaming and singing, and some even mentioned that he went fishing and caught snails and ducks.