Seeing Li Bu digging through the mud to get a snake, and his amazing reaction when the snake attacked him, the subtitles in the live broadcast room immediately exploded.
The handsome guy from Brother Lychee's family [Brother Lychee, are you okay? You haven't been bitten. You'd better come up and check to see if you have been bitten. Water snakes, there are many of them but they are very poisonous!!]
Brother Lychee’s little dragon [Brother Lychee, are you okay? You probably weren’t bitten. You’d better throw the snake away quickly. Go check your hand quickly. Xiaoye, go check it for Brother Lychee. You are important.
....]
Shuangxi’s small list [Xiaoye, please stop live broadcasting. Go and check Brother Litchi to see if he has been bitten by a snake. Being bitten by a snake is not a trivial matter...]
I really am not a young master [Brother Li Bu, are you okay? Brother Li Bu, you should throw away the snake quickly, and then check your hands to see if you have been bitten by a snake. Making money through live broadcast is a business, but life
More expensive.]
Seeing that all the subtitles in the live broadcast room were worried about Li Bu, Li Xiaoye quickly explained: "Family members, don't worry, brother Li Bu is fine, and he has not been bitten by a snake. He is fine now.
Also, the snake he caught was a water snake, also known as the Chinese water snake. Its scientific name is: enhydris chinensis. It is a reptile of the genus Water Snake in the family Colubridae. Its common name is also called a mud snake.
The upper limit of their usual survival altitude is 320 meters.
The model origin of this species is in China. It is rich in epa, which is a main component of snake oil.
The main thing I want to say so much is to tell everyone that it is actually non-toxic."
After hearing Li Xiaoye say that the mud snake is not poisonous, the fans in the live broadcast room were relieved and at the same time started to happily complain about Li Bu's funny luck.
I love her who doesn’t want to cry [I’ll go, if you didn’t tell me it’s not poisonous, you’d scare me to death. I thought I’d listen to other people’s songs in the future, but they wouldn’t be on the stage. Fortunately, this snake is not poisonous. I’d be scared to death.
Me.]
Only when I miss it do I know you love me [Yeah, I was scared to death just now, but by the way, this snake is not poisonous, but why is Brother Lychee still there holding the mud snake in a daze? 】
There is no rainbow after the storm [I am now seriously doubting that Brother Lychee must be standing there thinking about how to cook this mud snake at noon today, and then use it as a banquet.]
Money is not a thing, but I want it all [It makes sense. Now I also suspect Brother Lychee. He must be thinking about how to eat this thing. Brother Lychee at this time is just like when he caught the duck and was in a daze, and was finally caught.
The things he catches are often unable to escape his devilish mouth.]
The bastard does not have the surname Wang Ta and the last name is Wu [Let me go, if you don’t tell me, I will almost forget it. You said that Brother Litchi is so awesome. When fishing, I caught snails and wild ducks, and when I caught loaches, I caught mud snakes.
, This is really no one else.]
Seeing the subtitles in the live broadcast room, Li Xiaoye followed the fans' wishes and shouted a few words to Li Bu: "Brother Li Bu, brother Li Bu, are you okay? Why are you grabbing the mud snake? This thing is grabbing
Your hands will smell after a while!!”
"Oh, no, it's just that after I caught this thing, I didn't know what to do with it.
Let it go, it will definitely go to the small lake and eat my fish and my ducklings.
Don't let it go, I've never eaten this thing before, and I don't know what to do with it." Hearing Li Xiaoye's words, Li Bu was stunned for a moment, and then he raised the mud snake in his hand with a look of helplessness and a wry smile.
explained.
Hear what Li Bu said.
Li Dafu, who was walking back from releasing the big eel, came over and took the mud snake from Li Bu's hand. He said with a smile, "You're lucky that you caught such a big mud snake. This is a good thing."
Ah, use it to stir-fry chili peppers or stew soup, it is always delicious."
"Well, how about we exchange it, Uncle Dafu.
How about trading my mud snake for the loaches and eels you caught?" Li Bu had been thinking about how to make this mud snake for a long time, but he still couldn't think of a way, so he finally started fighting.
Here comes the caution when trading loach with Li Dafu.
Hearing Li Bu's words, Li Dafu first glanced at the loaches and eels in his bucket, then nodded and said, "Okay, I'll trade it with you. I'll take it back to kill an old hen and give it to us."
Jia Xiaomu stews the soup and drinks it.”
"No problem, then we will change it. After changing it, we can't regret it!!
But there are a lot of loaches, and our family will definitely not be able to finish them all, so you can take some back to eat later, just think of it as an extra snack."
After reaching an agreement with Li Dafu with a smile, Li Bu turned around and shouted to Li Xiaowang, who was like a mud ghost: "Xiao Wang, get up. You are covered in mud and you only caught two loaches. If I wait for you to catch the loaches,
If you come here to eat, I will probably starve to death on the road..."
"Uncle, you still have the nerve to laugh at me. I caught at least two loaches. Did you catch one?
You just caught an eel and a mud snake, but we are here to catch loaches, so the harvest you caught does not count..." After being called by Li Bu, Li Xiaowang, who was covered in mud, immediately looked at Li Bu
The returned loach retorted very unconvinced.
Hearing Li Xiaowang's words, Li Bu couldn't help but carried him to the water head to clean him, and then replied to him with a funny face: "We are here to catch eels and loaches, not just loaches."
Also, the eel is used to make porridge for your uncle and your mother, while the loach is fried for us to eat ourselves, so the big eel caught by the uncle counts. Today's competition is
Your brother-in-law, I won!!"
"You win by weight, but I win by quantity.
My gain is two, and your gain is one, so our game today is a draw!!" After hearing Li Bu's words, Li Xiaowang was still stiff-mouthed, raising his little head and saying with an unconvinced expression.
Faced with the tough-talking Li Xiaowang.
Li Bu did not go to fight with him, but turned away from him, waved to Li Xiaoye and Shuangxi, and said, "You three will fix the live broadcast equipment in a position, and then we will work together to sing this childhood song.
If it's good, I'll give it to you and use it as a popular song."
“Wow, I have a new song to sing again, yeah yeah… I’m so happy!!”
After exclaiming happily, Shuangxi set up the live broadcast equipment with Li Xiaomu and others, then gathered in a group, and said to Li Bu with a smile: "Brother Li Bu, we are ready, and we are waiting for you now.
That’s it.”
After seeing that everyone was done, Li Bu took out his mobile phone, opened it, and then played the dubbing of his childhood.
After remembering the dubbing, he stood directly in the middle, waved and arranged for Li Xiaomu, Li Xiaoye, Li Xiaowang, and Li Dafu;
"Xiao Wang sat down at the front and caught the loach, Xiao Mu.
Xiaoye Xiaomu, you squat behind Xiao Wang and catch the loaches, and smile like a brother.
And Uncle Dafu, just stand behind them and show a happy expression like a grandpa."