[126] Black-hearted security guard, even the queen will not let go
Jiao Mengyu has always been a person who keeps her word. She said she would come to Li Bu in person to ask for a song, so she actually came in person.
But when she arrived at her destination, she suddenly became a little speechless.
Lijiacun has actually begun to close the mountain, and there is a big notice posted there, saying that no one is allowed to go up except people from Lijiacun.
In addition, the only intersection going up the mountain in front of us was blocked by a long railing.
In addition, in the security booth on the side, there was a security guard who seemed to have no brains, guarding them tightly, preventing them from taking a step forward.
As for why this security guard is said to have a bad head, it's because every time Jiao Mengyu and her assistant asked him questions, he would keep rubbing his fingers together.
Asked him if he could go up the mountain, he rubbed his fingers.
When asked if Li Bu was on the mountain, he also rubbed his fingers.
Asked if he could help contact Li Bu, he continued to rub his fingers.
No need to guess, this security guard with a brain problem is Li Bu's eldest brother Li Hong.
In addition, there is actually nothing wrong with his head. He just wants to get some tips from Jiao Mengyu and the others for directions.
It's just that Jiao Mengyu and her assistant didn't understand what he meant by rubbing his hands at all. Several times when Li Hong came forward to rub his hands and ask for tips, Jiao Mengyu and her assistant were frightened by his approach and ran away.
Then, the misunderstandings that came and went made Li Hong, who was completely annoyed and angry, and concluded that Jiao Mengyu and her assistant did not want to tip him, so they wanted to get close to his brother Li Bu.
Therefore, Li Hong, who did not receive a tip, immediately became angry and became a selfless old man.
He immediately put on a tigerish face, glared, put his security hat on his head, and sat down at the door of the container. His posture was so scary that neither Jiao Mengyu nor Jiao Mengyu dared to get close.
Didi, didi, didi, didi, didi, didi...
Just when Li Hong and Jiao Mengyu were in a stalemate, a motorcycle carrying four or five pieces of beer stopped in front of Jiao Mengyu and the others, and then shouted directly to Li Hong: "Li Hong, your brother Li Bu wants beer."
, mutton, beef, seafood, you moved them in..."
"Oh, it's Lao Wang, you're here. Wait, don't put it down. I'll take down the railing for you. You can ride the car in to unload the goods, so I don't have to walk a few more steps..." Hearing the delivery
When the deliveryman shouted, Li Hong immediately ran out happily, opening the railing to let the deliveryman in, and said with a cheerful smile.
Boom boom boom... After accelerating the motorcycle and driving the motorcycle to the container, the deliveryman put down Li Buding's things, looked at Jiao Mengyu and the two outside, and asked Li Hong;
Hong, who are those two women wearing masks?"
"I don't know, but from the looks of it, they should be female celebrities who came to buy songs from my brother.
But these two people were really stingy. They wanted me to let them go up there without even giving me a tip. I wouldn’t do it without a tip, so I stopped them..." He reached out and joined the unloader to lift Li
After Bu bought the beer and meat and put them in the kitchen refrigerator, Li Hong smiled and explained why Jiao Mengyu and the others were there.
"Li Hong, I don't like to talk about you. Do you know that by doing this, you are blocking your brother's financial path?
You ask people to tip you as much as they can, but do you know how much one of your brother's songs can sell for?" Hearing that Li Hong wanted a tip, he stopped such a beautiful girl like Ren Liang.
After they were outside, the deliveryman couldn't help but criticize Li Hong for being nosy.
"You're blocking the devil's way of making money. My brother wishes I had blocked them all.
This way he doesn't have to worry about writing songs.
My brother is rich now and doesn’t care about the money from selling songs.
Also, why don’t I know how much my brother’s songs cost? The first song he sold was 3 million, the second was 2 million, the third was 5 million, the fourth was 3 million, and the fifth was
The first seven million.
As for how much tip I received, the first time was more than 10,000, the second time was 10,000, the third time was 20,000, hehehe..." After feeling disgusted with the deliveryman, Li Hong said proudly
, my own tips and Li Bu’s gains from selling songs are here.
Everyone knew that selling Li Bu's songs was expensive, so the deliveryman just ignored it and left on his motorcycle without looking back. "Li Hong, I've never seen you before," he said.
For such a person, the tip for entering the door is 10,000 yuan, why don't you go rob a credit union..."
"Isn't 10,000 yuan expensive? When I was here, you could pay a tip of 10,000 yuan to go up there. If it were other people in the village who spent 100,000 yuan, they probably wouldn't even look at you, huh." He replied in disgust.
After a few words from the delivery boy, Li Hong went back to being his tiger-faced security guard.
Although they didn't know whether Li Hong's conversation was intentional or intentional, Jiao Mengyu and her assistant still heard everything.
After hearing the conversation between the two, Jiao Mengyu walked directly through the railing, walked to the container, and said angrily to Li Hong; "How can you be such an irresponsible security guard? How can you, a security guard, collect tips randomly?"
, and the charges are so high!!”
"You think I want to come here to be a security guard? If there weren't a small number of people in the village and everyone had to take turns to be a security guard, I wouldn't be too lazy to come here to be a security guard.
And there is no salary as a security guard, so is it wrong for me to collect some tips to supplement my family income? Plus, I charge tips and others are happy to give them, so can you take care of me?" Faced with Jiao Mengyu's question, Li Hong said nothing.
He was slapped back rudely.
Seeing that Li Hong was so arrogant in collecting tips, Jiao Mengyu was so angry that she pointed at him and shouted angrily: "It's reasonable for you to charge tips, right? Do you believe that I will complain to you every minute and make you lose this job?"
"
"Complain against me?
Make me lose this job?
Are you afraid you didn’t come here to tease me?
I know who is in charge of things in Lijiacun now, my brother!!
I know who my brother has listened to the most since he was little, but he listens to me!!
So do you think your complaint can have a controlling effect on me?" Li Hong laughed out loud when he heard that Jiao Mengyu was going to complain about herself and lose her security job.
Seeing that Li Hong was so confident and knew that he could not defeat him, Jiao Mengyu simply waved his hand and asked his assistant to take out 10,000 yuan and hand it to him, and then gritted his teeth and said, "Here's 10,000 yuan for you, now open the railing and let us go up!"
!”
After he quickly took the ten thousand yuan and stuffed it into his pocket, Li Hong said with a straight face, "Originally, it was only ten thousand yuan, but now ten thousand yuan is too little. You just scolded me."
I’m in a bad mood, so you have to add 10,000 to go up!!”
"I'll give you another 10,000 yuan. Now, you should open the railing and let us go up..." After asking his assistant to give Li Hong 10,000 yuan again, Jiao Mengyu stopped pretending and took off his mask directly.
and hat, gritted his teeth and looked at Li Hong and shouted.
Once again, he quickly collected the 10,000 yuan and stuffed it into his pocket. Li Hong opened the railing directly, pointed to the empty space on the opposite side of the container and said, "You are here to find the Internet celebrity Lizhi brother. If so, you don't have to go up."
Okay, just park the car and he will come down by himself later..."
Jiao Mengyu; (σ｀д′)σ!!
Assistant; (σ｀д′)σ!!
God, can you strike this black-hearted security guard with a thunderbolt now?
After receiving a tip of 20,000 yuan from me, he still asked me to wait below. Oh my God, how could there be such a black-hearted person in this world?