[159] For the rocket, let's deceive our teachers and destroy our ancestors
"Xiaoye [Xiao Mu] is a piece of mud and a rocket, let's also bully our master and destroy our ancestors!!"
After hearing Li Bu shouting to clean up themselves, Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye first looked at each other, then immediately fixed the live broadcast equipment on the bank with a wicked smile, then pulled up their trousers and rushed into the river.
When he met Yun Yan and Yun Hong, he was a little overwhelmed. At this time, he saw Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye walking down, so Li Bu quickly raised his hands in surrender and said: "No fight, no fight, one to four can't be beaten, I
I give up, I give up!!"
"Brother Li Bu, it's useless to admit defeat, because I'm not the eldest young master who said that if we smash you a piece of mud, you can get a rocket.
So hey hey hey, I'm sorry, we will just help you wash your clothes at night, hahaha, eat the mud!!" Facing Li Bu's surrender, Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye turned a blind eye and glanced at Li Bu with a wicked smile.
After that, they picked up the mud and began to besiege Li Bu from left to right.
After seeing Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye joining them in attacking Li Bu, Yun Yan and Yun Hong immediately happily took the mud and threw it at Li Bu while laughing happily; "Giggle, rush the duck, knock down Li Bu."
Uncle, hit me!!"
"The mud should be smaller, Li Xiaomu, please remember it!!
Oops, Yunhong, where are you hitting?!
Alas, little princess, those rocks are not mud. The one you threw at Uncle Li Bu had to lie down. You can only hit him with mud, otherwise you will be deducted for violating the rules."
He really couldn't defeat one against four, so Li Bu could only be chased by Li Xiaoye, Yun Yan and the others and hid in the water. In the end, he plunged into a deep water area in the middle of the river and then disappeared.
After seeing Li Bu disappear into the water, Yun Yan and Yun Hong, who were covered in mud, immediately put one hand on their hips and another holding a mud bag, and shouted to Li Bu in the water: "Uncle Li Bu, come out, let's fight.
Three hundred rounds, aren't you very powerful? Come out and fight us, come out..."
Like Yun Yan and Yun Hong, Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye were also standing on both sides holding mud, staring at the movement on the lake and preparing to attack.
A hundred meters downstream, Li Bu quietly climbed onto the shore while Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye were not paying attention.
Then he walked around the bamboo forest by the river and quietly walked down the river. Amidst the evil smiles of Li Dafu and Yuntianlong, he slowly and secretly walked behind Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye.
"That bastard Li Bu can really swim. He hasn't come up for so long. Why don't you go down and catch him?" After walking behind the two of them, Li Bu didn't do anything directly. Instead, he smiled behind them and said,
He asked with a wicked smile.
Hearing Li Bu's words, Li Xiaomu continued to stare at the lake and said without looking back; "Brother Li Bu can even swim across the big river below. It's trivial to hold his breath for four or five minutes down here."
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Besides, I'm not stupid. When I go down, I have to be held down by my brother Li Bu to drink water. Hey, hey, hey, hey, holy shit, Brother Li Bu, please have mercy on me!!"
Before Li Xiaomu could finish his words, Li Bu picked him up and threw him into the river.
After throwing Li Xiaomu into the river, Li Bu almost didn't stop and went up to hug Li Xiaoye. Then, as Li Xiaoye begged for mercy, he also threw this guy into the water.
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Both of these guys knew that Li Bu was in the water, so after they were thrown into the water, they almost swam to the other side without hesitation. Then they picked up mud from the other side and shouted to Li Bu;
"Hey, you can't be considered a hero if you attack from behind. Why don't you come over and fight?"
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. I went up to eat roasted sweet potatoes. After playing with you for so long, I'm already hungry..." After giving the two of them a disgusted look, Li Bu showed a naughty smile and looked.
He turned to the little clay ghosts Yun Yan and Yun Hong.
Seeing Li Bu's evil smile, Yun Yan immediately jumped up to the shore, hid behind Cai Xiaoqin, and said with a cheerful smile, "Uncle Li Bu, I'm so cute, you won't throw me into the river."
Right?"
"Don't worry, Uncle Li Bu won't throw you into the river to take a bath. Uncle will just throw your brother in and wash him off... Yunhong, I... Oops!!"
After seeing Yun Yan lowering her head to him, Li Bu smiled evilly and looked at Yun Hong on the other side.
As a result, he miscalculated, and as soon as he turned around...a big lump of mud hit him in the face with a loud bang.
After hitting Li Bu, Yun Hong jumped directly into the water, and then swam towards Li Xiaomu and the others while shouting with a proud look on his face: "Uncle Li Bu, I'm not afraid of you, come and catch me."
ah...."
Before Yun Hong finished his arrogance, he was speechless because Li Bu dove into the water again, hugged him before he landed, and then swam back with him in his arms.
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After being captured, Yun Hong was worried that he would be picked up by Li Bu and thrown into the water.
So after being carried ashore by Li Bu, he immediately began to beg for mercy pitifully: "Uncle Li Bu, it was Uncle Xiao Mu and Uncle Xiao Ye who asked me to do this. Just punish them. Don't punish me, okay?
I'm still just a kid."
"Okay, okay, uncle won't punish you, but you have to wash off the mud on your clothes, because we are going ashore to eat sweet potatoes and beggar's chickens.
We can just eat by ourselves. Your uncle Xiaomu and uncle Xiaoye did bad things, so they were punished by not having to eat." After giving Yun Hong a funny look, Li Bu smiled and stretched out his hand to help him remove the food on his body.
They simply cleaned up their clothes with water, and then the two of them went ashore to eat sweet potatoes.
Yun Tianlong and Li Hong, who had already caught a lot of fish, saw Li Bu and the others coming up. They handed them a prepared beggar's chicken and a pile of roasted sweet potatoes, while pointing at how many more fish they needed in front of them.
The talented river asked; "It will take several days to dry up the river, but we have caught enough fish, so we should not kill them all and leave them a way to survive."
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"Here, Yunyan gives you the chicken legs, Yunhong gives you the chicken legs, sister-in-law gives you the chicken wings, I'll eat the chicken breasts, and leave the chicken butts to those two bastards Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye."
After smiling and dividing the beggar's chicken with Yun Yan and the others, Li Bu gnawed on the chicken wings, looked at the two of them and nodded, saying, "I ate fish yesterday, and I'll eat fish today too. If we eat it again tomorrow, I guess everyone will
Everyone is going to have opinions, so when we are full, we will push that one..."
After replying to what Li Hong and Yun Tianlong said, Li Bu walked to the live broadcast again, looked at the subtitles and asked, "Who encouraged those two bastards Li Xiaomu and Li Xiaoye to hit me with mud just now?"
Boo hoo hoo... hoo hoo hoo... As soon as Li Bu finished speaking, all the tycoons on Li Xiaomu's list ran away in an instant. The speed was faster than the twenty-four when Brother Sharp was on If You Are the One.
The female guest was killed faster.
Seeing the members of the Li Family Army running away, Li Bu rolled his eyes directly at the camera and said, "Don't think that I can't see you because I'm invisible. Wang Shichao, Mr. Wang, and the one who owns a mine at home, don't think that I can't see you."
I don’t know, it was you who encouraged Xiao Mu and Xiao Ye.
But forget it this time. If there is another time, I will let you go for a few more months.
And my next live broadcast will start on time at 7pm the day after tomorrow.
Because Shuangxi and Huang Xiaoli are going to participate in the competition tomorrow, and I, as a master, have to go and accompany them, so I can’t broadcast it tomorrow."
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