[16] Today's farmers market, only the proprietress
To be honest, Li Bu also made himself cry while singing this song, but he was dumbfounded after crying...
Looking at these forty or so big men with runny noses and tears, Li Bu trembled in his heart and said to himself: "It's over, so many big brothers made me cry all at once. Will they look back?"
They will beat me up, but I can’t beat them with so many!!”
"Little brother, men still understand us men.
Woo hoo hoo...Bring me fifty kilograms of lychees. I will go home today to see my old mother, the woman who has loved me all my life, and take a breath..." Li Bu shivered, worried that he would
When he was beaten, a male boss who was the first to get over his emotions walked directly in front of Li Bu, waved his hand and asked for fifty kilograms of lychees without asking the price.
"Brother Long is right, we men understand men better.
Little brother, what's the name of this song? Where can I download it? I want to download it and play it a few times. Also, I also want fifty pounds of lychees." After the first male boss, the second one was a little thinner.
The boss immediately followed suit and asked for fifty pounds, and he also asked who sang the song.
The variety of lychees Li Bu brought today was better, so he sold it at twenty-one pounds. Therefore, after receiving one thousand yuan from each of the two people, Li Bu smiled and said, "There is no place to download it yet, because
This song was written by me, and this is also the first time I have sung it to others, and you are the first audience of this song, and this song is called Man is also a flower..."
"No wonder I went back and searched for a long time yesterday and couldn't find the song you sang yesterday. The songs you sang were all written by yourself.
You can do it, little brother. You can become a star now, why are you still here selling lychees..." When Li Bu said that his songs were all his own, the lady boss who came over couldn't help but
So that’s how I inserted a few words.
After smiling and nodding, Li Bu continued to weigh lychees to everyone and explained with a smile: "Being a star is too tiring. You are like a monkey in the zoo all day long, and you have to be criticized for everything you do.
I am still used to my current life. When I have nothing to sell, I manage an orchard on the mountain and raise chickens and ducks.
Occasionally I encounter some short stories, and I can also compose simple songs. When I have something to sell, I can come down and chat with my big brothers. This is good, hehe..."
"Little brother, you can write and sing your own songs. Even if you don't want to be a star, you can definitely become an online singer.
And your songs all have stories, maybe you will be our second popular Huanong brother." Hearing that Li Bu didn't want to become a star, the guys were buying lychees and almost thought
A male boss who liked the Internet suggested that Li Bu become an internet celebrity.
Hearing the suggestions from the male bosses, Li Bu nodded and said, "I have plans to become an online singer. I recently came down the mountain to sell lychees, in fact, just to make money and buy equipment.
When I get the equipment ready, I will make some short videos to play with. At that time, I will continue to live my pastoral life and at the same time make some songs I wrote on the Internet for netizens to listen to.
As for whether I can be as popular as Huanong Brothers, I dare not say, but I think I should be able to earn a living by following them, haha..."
"Little brother, you must do it. If you sing so beautifully, you will definitely become famous in the future.
Also, remember to register the copyright for the songs you sing. Don’t let others pick up the songs if you become famous.” When they heard that Li Bu was planning to become an online singer, the male bosses immediately shouted one by one.
He said with approval.
While selling lychees, collecting money, and chatting with the male bosses, Li Bu unknowingly sold out all his lychees in more than an hour, leaving not a single lychee left.
When the lychees were sold out, Li Bu immediately looked at the crowd of customers in front of him with an apologetic expression, besides the male bosses, and said, "I'm sorry, bosses, but the lychees are sold out again today. How about you come back and buy them tomorrow?"
“We’ve been waiting in line for half an hour, and now you say you don’t have any more, and you want us to come back tomorrow to buy??
Believe it or not, we won’t be here tomorrow, so you can’t even think of selling a single lychee?
However, if you want us to continue buying tomorrow, it's not impossible. You can sing the song "Man Is Also a Flower" for us. We came slowly and didn't even listen to the whole song." Hearing that the lychees were sold out,
A man in the queue immediately shouted in dissatisfaction.
After hearing the man's words, people from all around who came to join in the fun or lined up to buy lychees also shouted: "Yes, if you don't sing to us, we will never buy you a lychee tomorrow. Come and sing for us!"
"I sing, I sing, I sing. Brothers and sisters, you are my parents. If you don't come and buy me lychees, I will starve to death. Isn't it okay for me to sing?"
Although he kept talking all morning, Li Bu felt it was necessary to satisfy the customers' demands.
So Li Bu waved his hand, and the male bosses and the citizens buying vegetables immediately started a collective chorus at the farmers' market:
Li Bu:…….When she who protects you turns into someone who wants you to protect her,
When you are far away from home and try hard to have the one you love,
Suddenly you find that the woman who has loved you all your life has become the old man you care about most...
The male bosses sang... From being comforted whenever I cried, to being able to hold back laughter no matter how hard it was,
The friendship between brothers is in the wine. After drinking, you can wipe yourself when you vomit.
Even if we have a mountain on our shoulders, we still have to look cool. This is us, men over thirty~~!!
A hundred people from the farmer's market collectively sang: ..... A man is also like a flower,
He needs someone to water him, and he will fill the sky with his fragrance,
It’s not that men don’t shed tears, they just hide their hearts and would rather stand with a limp than kneel with a smile.
A man is also a flower......
Reporter Li Wei, who likes to go out for jogging in the morning, was passing by the farmer's market when she suddenly saw hundreds of people gathering inside to sing a chorus. Not knowing why, she asked about a man with tears in his eyes who was carrying a lot of lychees from inside.
asked the man who came out.
"Brother, what happened inside? Why are there so many people crying and singing? What kind of song is this? It's quite nice..."
Hearing Li Wei's question, the man wiped his tears, shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's just that one of our little brothers sang very well and it touched our hearts.
Also, all the ladies at the farmer’s market had a holiday yesterday, and today it is finally our men’s turn. We have been waiting for this holiday for a long time, so we are very happy. This holiday is really hard to come by..."
After hearing what the man said, Li Wei turned around and went to the farmer's market with curiosity, and then she really discovered something very interesting.
The thing is, there is really no male boss working in the farmer's market today. It is said that everyone is on vacation.
And this interesting thing does not only happen today. It is said that an interesting thing similar to today happened at the farmer's market yesterday.
It is said that yesterday the guy selling lychees sang a song called "My wife has worked hard," and then all the proprietresses of the farmer's market went on a collective holiday.
And today that guy sang another song called "A Man Is Also a Flower," so all the male bosses at the farmer's market had a day off...
After figuring out the rules of this interesting thing, Li Wei touched her chin and muttered with a funny look on her face: "If you sing that your wife is working hard, the female boss will have a holiday, and if you sing that a man is also a flower, then the male boss will have a holiday."
Then if he plays a song for both men and women tomorrow, wouldn’t the farmer’s market have to take a collective day off?”