[174] My butt hurts, so everyone has to cry with me
Li Bu ignored those guys who called themselves devils in the subtitles. Instead, after wiping his tears, he turned on the soundtrack of another song again.
After the soundtrack turned on, Li Bu wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said hoarsely to the camera: "A man will fall in love with three women in his life, one is his mother who gave birth to him, one is his first love, and one is with him throughout his life.
Wife for life.
Many people's first love eventually becomes the wife who accompanies him throughout his life, but these many are not really many. These many are just a lot in single digits, and in front of the number of people, it is just a tiny bit.
I think there should be many people like me who met the girl they loved most when they were least capable, and then separated from that girl because they were incapable. When we have a successful career many years later, you will
We discovered that the relationship we lost is actually the regret of our life.
The song "Pig Lost Happiness" is dedicated to my love that only lasted a few months. It is also dedicated to those male compatriots who, like me, have missed their beloved women. At the same time, I would like to say one more thing to you, follow me.
They are all pigs who have lost their happiness..."
After finishing speaking, Li Bu no longer paid attention to the recovery message on the subtitles. He closed his eyes slightly and sang to the camera in a hoarse voice; ...I can't give you the happiness you want, so I chose to quit. I let you go because I love you.
You, choose a better destination
Li Bu, who was singing as if he had seen his first love, looked directly at the camera and made a pleading gesture, his voice almost replaced by crying;...I beg you, please stop saying that I am too much.
Cruel, who can be willing to admit defeat and lose his love elsewhere? Who can understand this heartbreaking pain?
After pleading, Li Bu raised his voice and sang as if to retort;... If the road of love can be paved again, I will not let you cry for me again. Now that I am left useless, it is unforgivable.
The pig who lost his happiness
I chose to quit when my love came to an end, but now I see that this love has been lost. If God can give me the opportunity to give again, I am willing to give up everything and put all my bets..."
After Li Bu finished singing "Pig Lost His Happiness", he raised his head and looked at the ceiling of the live broadcast room, and then two lines of tears flowed directly from his eyes and down his cheeks, which made people feel very distressed.
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When Li Bu's appearance made people feel very distressed, the subtitle area in the live broadcast room also erupted again. Countless netizens posted subtitles to criticize Li Bu, cursing him as a devil, a relative of the owner of a paper mill, and so on.
No matter how beautiful the memories are, we can never go back. [Li Bu, are you a devil? I came to you to dig up revelations. You just made me, an entertainment paparazzi, sing to tears. You sang so many sad songs to make us cry.
Doesn’t your heart hurt... Li Wei, I miss you so much, where are you? I was wrong, please come back, please, I don’t want to be that pig who lost his happiness!!]
I love you from the bottom of my heart [Pig that lost happiness, it turns out that I am the pig that lost happiness, haha... How sad, I didn’t expect that one day I would become such a poor person, a big
What a stupid pig, hahaoo.]
National Husband [Li Bu, what kind of hatred do we have? You have been teasing me from tears all night. I have used three packs of tissues. What are your intentions? You are planning to cry to death, right?
,asshole!!】
Five mines in the family [The pig who lost her happiness, yes, I am the pig who lost her happiness. I didn’t know how to cherish her when she was here. Now that she has left, I miss her, but I can never find her again.
It’s her turn, Liu Libing, you bastard, where have you been hiding? Come home, okay? I don’t want to play anymore, and I won’t play anymore. Let’s get married when we get back, please!!]
In a large villa in Shandong Province, a fat man was listening to Li Bu's singing, looking at a photo frame on the table, and said with tears in his eyes: "Liu Liping, you bastard woman, you
Where did you go? Do you know that I miss you?
I miss you when I go to bed at night.
I miss you when I wake up during the day.
I miss you during lunch.
I miss you too when I go shopping.
But where did you hide?
I've been looking for you so hard, are you back?
Don't make me suffer, I'm so tired and miss you so much."
In a rental house in Beijing, a woman in ordinary but very beautiful clothes was holding a mobile phone and watching the subtitles issued by the five mines at home. The heartbroken moment made tears wet her cheeks.
Although it has been more than a year since she left her beloved man, she has actually been paying attention to his every move. When he went to a certain female anchor's room, her account followed closely, and he entered Li Bu's live broadcast.
time, so she followed in.
The woman who always thought that this man no longer loved her, after seeing the subtitles of the five mines at home, directly circled him and replied: "I am here in the capital, I miss you too, and you bastard, you
Why do you want me to wait for you for a year before you say you miss me? Do you know that following you around the live broadcast rooms of those female anchors all day long makes my heart almost break!!"
Over in Shandong Province, a slightly fat man put down his photo frame and prepared to reward himself with 200 million diamonds, so that he could log off the line early and stay away from Li Bu, the bastard who specialized in making him cry.
As soon as he picked up the phone, he was shocked to find that someone had circled him, and the person's avatar was his and hers.
After seeing this information, he immediately forgot about the idea of giving all the diamonds to Li Bu. He directly clicked on the information of his netizen in this circle, then asked her for her specific address and contact information, and then directly downloaded.
Xian took his father's private plane to the capital to pick up someone.
I don't know if I'm tired of crying, or if I feel like I can't go too far.
At this time, Li Bu finally pulled Tian Xiaoxin out and introduced it to the netizens in the live broadcast room; "You must be relatively unfamiliar with this beautiful face. Now let me introduce it to you. Her name is Tian Xiaoxin and she is my third one."
The apprentice is also a teammate of Shuangxi and Huang Xiaoli, and the first love girl of one of the heart-throb girls.
I'm sorry that I made you listen to so many sad songs in a row just now, so as an apology, let me, my apprentice, sing a song for you, her new personal single, a very positive song, Invisible Wings
, now let our first love girl perform for you..."
After saying that, Li Bu rubbed his butt and limped out of the live broadcast room. Then he lit a cigarette and sighed to the sky: "I was beaten for no reason. My butt hurts to this day. I can't bear it."
Don’t even think about feeling better, hum, let the whole world cry with me, take a rest now, and continue crying later..."
[You left me at three o'clock in the morning on September 15, 2019, and you will be my grandma all the way.]