Hearing his sister-in-law Chunni exclaim like a crazy fan.
And being looked at like a monster by my eldest brother and father.
At this time, Li Bu was so embarrassed that he just wanted to throw Chuni's cell phone out the door.
Then destroy the corpse and eliminate all traces
Another one who refuses to admit his guilt
I will never admit that the person singing in the video is me.
As if aware of Li Bu's embarrassment, Li Hong glared at Chunni, looked at Li Bu tentatively and asked, "Xiao Bu, did you really write and sing this song yourself?"
And did you really call the farmer’s market a holiday?”
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I'm not a god, how could I possibly make the farmer's market a holiday?
They all work together as a couple, and then the man has a day off today and the woman has a day off tomorrow. It is definitely not my singing that will keep them on holiday.
And that, that, that sister-in-law, let’s not watch this video, okay? Just pretend you haven’t seen this video, okay? Can you save some face for me, my brother-in-law?”
To be honest, when facing Li Hong, Chun Ni, and Li Wanfu, Li Bu really didn't want them to know that he was selling lychees and was forced to sing.
Even if he could go back in time, he would rather sell lychees for a longer time in the morning than sing this troublesome song.
"Brother-in-law, you are very popular now. People say you can sing several songs.
Can you still sing the song "Honey, you've worked hard"?
I heard that after you sang this song, all the proprietresses at the farmer’s market took a day off, is it true?”
I used to always envy others. My friends around me were all celebrities, Internet celebrities and so on.
Now, after a lot of effort, her brother-in-law has become an Internet celebrity, so Chunni is not willing to let this opportunity go. She directly asked Li Bu with an admiring look on her face about another holiday song to be sung at the farmer's market.
At this time, Li Bu was so pestered by Chuni, his sister-in-law, that he almost wanted to cry. He said with a look of despair, "Sister-in-law, can you please let me go? If you like listening to the song, I will go outside and record it later."
, I will pass you my mobile phone and go forward, can you listen slowly?"
After silently replying to Chuni, a family fan, Li Bu quickly got up and changed places with Li Hong, put Chuni's cell phone on the table, then awkwardly made an excuse and ran into the kitchen to help serve the dishes.
After seeing Li Bu sneaking away to serve the food, Li Wanfu was very curious, so he reached for his phone and clicked on the video, listening to the music inside.
After finishing, Li Wanfu actually nodded with satisfaction and said, "The singing was pretty good. I didn't expect that our old Li family would also have a singer, hahaha..."
"Xiaobu, did you hear that? Our dad said that you can sing well and can become a singer, hahaha..." Hearing his dad's words, Li Hong, who is not usually very joking, also made a rare appearance.
Li Bu in the kitchen started joking.
The food in the kitchen had been prepared, and Liu Yan, who was serving the food with Li Bu, heard Li Hong making fun of Li Bu.
He immediately came to Li Bu's aid and said with disdain to Li Hong and Li Wanfu, "What's wrong with being a star? Can't we do this if we have the conditions?"
I was good at singing when I was young, so Xiao Bu can sing, so that's all up to me.
Xiaohong, your drake voice is just like your father's. Both of them can scare the wild boars in the mountains out of fear..."
"Mom, I am your son too, you don't have such partiality!!
Besides, although my singing isn’t very good, it’s not enough to scare the guts of a wild boar, right?
Let me sing a few lines for you. In fact, I sing quite well. If my brother sings this song to me, maybe more people will listen to it.
A man is also a flower, and he also needs someone to irrigate him..." Li Hong, who was disliked by his mother for having a bad voice, was very unconvinced and after arguing for a few words, he actually sang it himself.
The man is also a flower.
Just that sound~that flower~!!
Boom~ In the minds of Li Bu's family, after a lightning strike, they all shouted in their hearts: Oh my god, what kind of (⊙o⊙) ghost is this~ scream~~
Is this singing? Is this killing people?
Li Bu, who had never known anyone to be able to sing so unpleasantly, quickly picked up a goose leg and stuffed it in Li Hong's mouth. He immediately looked at Li Hong with lingering fear and said, "Brother, I don't dare to do anything else."
Said, but what I can guarantee is that if you go to sing in the morning, you will definitely sing until the farmers market has a holiday today. Really, I won’t lie to you!!”
"It's not as good as you said. In fact, you can sing quite well, but you're just not old enough and don't have the momentum of a thirty-year-old man.
Take your time, you will definitely be better than your brother and me in the future, hmm, these goose legs are pretty good."
Maybe people who don’t sing well are less self-aware.
After hearing Li Bu's words, Li Hong not only did not feel that he was being ridiculed, but instead educated Li Bu earnestly.
After hearing Li Hong's words, the expressions of people in the room were simply more exciting than seeing a ghost. They were all stunned...
Really unable to stand it any longer, Chuni kicked Li Hong and quickly reminded her angrily, "Why are you still standing there, go and get the wine."
If you don’t go get it, you still want to wait for dad, an elder, to get you wine. And if you sing again next time, I will stab you to death with a needle tonight..."
"I don't want to sing to you yet. I remember when the puppy in the next village was digging a bird's nest in the tree, it was so excited that it fell down from the tree because I sang so beautifully.
Forget it, I'm going to get the wine, a man is just like a flower~ too~." Li Hong, who still thought that his singing was very good, after talking about his glorious singing deeds in the past, he went to get the wine while humming a ditty.
The wine is gone.
Hearing Li Hong's words and looking at Li Hong's leaving figure, Li Wanfu sighed and said, "It seems that we wronged the puppy kid back then. It turns out that he was really frightened by this kid Li Hong back then."
It fell from the tree.
Hey, this sound~ no wonder he was frightened~!!”
Speaking of Li Hong and Xiaozi from the next village, it's actually quite funny.
The two are of the same age and have played together before they went to school. Later, they have been good friends since they went to school.
It wasn't until that incident happened that their relationship broke down. Since then, they haven't said a word to each other for more than ten years.
This incident happened when Li Hong was seventeen years old.
That year, he and Xiaozizi, who was also seventeen years old, went to the mountains to dig out bird eggs, intending to get some eggs back for the old hens to hatch, and then artificially raise the birds to be pets.
At that time, Coyotito was smaller and more agile in climbing trees, so when he saw a bird's nest, he usually went up to dig out the bird's nest, and then Li Hong took care of the bird's nest below.
Everything was going smoothly at first, but just when Coyotito handed the bird's nest down and was about to get off the tree and go home with Li Hong, something unexpected happened.
Li Hong didn't know what was going on at that time, so he suddenly started singing, and then suddenly there was a sound that sounded like a ghost's scream~~The river is flowing westward~.
He was so frightened on the spot that Coyotito slipped and fell directly from a three-meter-high tree. It is said that he broke three internal bones and even the bones in his left hand.
After the accident, it cost a lot of money to go to the hospital. Neither family was very wealthy at the time, and they started quarreling with each other over who should pay the medical expenses for Coyotito's treatment.
Coyotito's family thinks that Li Hong's singing scared Coyotito, so Li Hong needs to pay for all of Coyotito's medical expenses.
And Li Wanfu, who didn't even realize how scary his son's singing was, after Li Hong directly and forcefully denied that it was his fault, he was so stubborn that he didn't even pay the other party a dime. Then the two of them, the two families,
That's how we broke up, and that's how we stopped communicating with each other...
Hearing Li Wanfu's words, Liu Yan, who had only learned today that her eldest son's singing was so scary, sighed with a wry smile and said, "Wanfu, when Xiao Bu's lychees are finished, ask him to take us to the next village.
Take a trip.
Our family really owes Er Gouzi an apology for what happened back then. Hey, Xiao Hong, what a voice~~!!"