At the same time, people who never expected to see the first episode were not just Li Xiaohu, but tens of millions of netizens who also saw it, and all of them laughed like crazy at this time.
In a certain subway station in Shenzhen City, a man wearing earplugs and watching a video was holding his stomach on his seat, laughing and gasping for air: "Hahaha...laughing to death."
Damn it, who is this? He is so talented, he can even make short videos so funny, hahaha... I laughed to death."
"Handsome, are you okay? Are you okay?" A girl sitting next to him saw the man laughing so hard that he almost lost his breath. She quickly stepped forward and patted his back to cheer him up, while asking him with concern.
Hufufu... After taking a few deep breaths, the man took off his earplugs, put them on the girl's ears, and then handed his mobile phone to her and said, "I'm fine, that's it.
The video was so funny, I just had a stomachache from laughing..."
The man's actions stunned the girl for a moment, but after hearing the man's words, she made no extra moves. She took the man's cell phone and sat there and started reading.
The short video on the mobile phone starts with Yi Xinxin, Zhang Xiaofeng, Li Bu, and all the members of the Wan Wan Wan Fang crew waving their arms silly, and the background music is "Wan Wan Wan Wan, la la la...
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Then there is a slogan at the beginning of the film: "This program is sponsored by Smecta Airlines. We are going to distant places to see what else is ours. The most famous things in the world are all ours, and we are already applying for World Heritage."
On the way.]
After the slogan, the screen turned, and Zhang Xiaofeng, dressed in ancient costume, appeared in the camera with an expressionless face and said the opening words: "Hello everyone, I am Wang Dachui, an actor, and I am filming a low-cost martial arts drama."
After the opening remarks, Zhang Xiaofeng raised the toy knife in his hand and complained: "This is too low-cost, what kind of children's toy sword is it?"
When Zhang Xiaofeng complained, the toy sword in his hand flashed unconvincingly, which provoked Zhang Xiaofeng to complain again: "It's already of this quality, but it's still flashing?"
Faced with Zhang Xiaofeng's complaints, the toy sword was even more cruel this time, flashing directly at Zhang Xiaofeng, and Zhang Xiaofeng complained again as expected: "Hey, you are said to be of poor quality, are you still not convinced?"
Just when Zhang Xiaofeng was complaining about his toy sword, Yi Xinxin, who had long hair and was wearing ancient costume, jumped out with a long sword. Then Zhang Xiaofeng quickly pointed the toy sword at him, and the two looked at each other.
stand up.
After looking at each other for a while, Yi Xinxin suddenly laughed loudly and said: "Hahaha, if you want to rescue the princess... just... [I forgot the words halfway through. I am alone.
I stayed there for a long time.】"
Finally, after finally remembering it, he continued intermittently, "Just, just step over my corpse."
Seeing how unprofessional Yi Xingxin was, Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't help but complain after being stunned for a while: "Fuck, please memorize the lines before you come up?"
"Come on, use your special move, Nine-Yang Divine Fist." As soon as Zhang Xiaofeng finished complaining, Yi Xinxin, who looked at him, raised his unexploded sword and shouted to him as if he was preparing for battle.
"It turns out that what I use is boxing." After muttering a few words in his heart, Zhang Xiaofeng immediately threw away the toy sword in his hand, and while learning the Kung Fu of Jiuyang Shen Fist and started practicing boxing, he muttered in his heart; "Nine Sunshen Shen"
Punch, it sounds so cool, I felt a powerful force gathering towards my left and right punches."
As he spoke, he raised his left and right fists and continued to mutter in his mind: "My left fist is as hot as fire, and my right fist is as cold as frost... Hi..."
After Zhang Xiaofeng finished muttering, eight words suddenly floated in the air and were attached to his left and right fists. The left fist was attached to [Fire Special Effect] and the right fist was attached to [Frost Special Effect]. Zhang Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment.
Then, Zhang Xiaofeng once again couldn't help but started to complain with a dead look on his face: "I'm so tired, even the special effects are right, typing directly is too perfunctory, isn't it?"
"It turned out to be the Nine Sun Divine Fist, the Two Heavens of Ice and Fire!!" Ignoring Zhang Xiaofeng's confused look, Yi Xingxin, who was hostile to him, immediately made a move after seeing the funny special effects of the eight words.
He exclaimed with a look of shock.
Hearing Yi Xingxin's words, Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't help but complained again: "Hey, how can you see that this is the reason? This name is a bit too erotic, isn't it?"
His expression was still as if he hadn't seen Zhang Xiaofeng. Yi Xingxin, who was opposite him, showed a shocked expression again and exclaimed, "That's amazing!!"
Then... those eight characters were like automatic attack waves, constantly hitting Yi Xin.
Finally, Yi Xing fell to the ground and said with a painful look on his face: "As expected of the successor of Nine Sun Divine Fist, ahem... I have no regrets in my career."
"Wugui, your sister, I haven't even made a move yet, I said!!" Seeing Yi Xingxin lying on the ground, performing seriously, Zhang Xiaofeng was so angry that he jumped up and complained angrily.
Yi Xingxin, who was on the ground, seemed to have not heard his words and continued to say with a painful look on his face; "I think of running under the sunset that afternoon. It was my lost youth." While Yi Xingxin was speaking, the picture appeared briefly.
For a moment, he looks silly running under the sunset.]"
Hearing Yi Xing's words, Zhang Xiaofeng shouted speechlessly, "Hey, can you stop talking about these weird things?" Before he could finish his words, Yi Xing fell to the ground and stopped moving.
Zhang Xiaofeng also bowed his head and sighed helplessly.
Then the scene changed to Zhang Xiaofeng walking on a grassland, muttering in his mouth as he walked forward: "Since we have defeated the enemy, we should be able to rescue the princess, right?"
As soon as Zhang Xiaofeng finished muttering, he saw Yi Xingxin, who was exactly the same as before, but had changed some clothes, and jumped out again to block his path; "No, you still have to defeat me!!"
"Didn't I just defeat you?" After hearing Yi Xing's words, Zhang Xiaofeng, who looked like a dead fish, couldn't help asking him wordlessly.
Hearing Zhang Xiaofeng's words, Yi Xin showed off that I was a bad guy and asked Zhang Xiaofeng, "Do you think that person just now was me?"
"It's exactly you, it's just you changed your clothes," Zhang Xiaofeng pointed at Yi Xingxin with the hand holding the sword and couldn't help shouting in the face of Yi Xingxin's question.
Hearing Zhang Xiaofeng's shouting, Yi Xingxin smiled and admitted it directly; "Ha~~ha~~ha~~~Yes!!"
"He admitted it so shamelessly. This crew is too poor. Would he have died if he had been a different actor?" Hearing Yi Xinxin's shameless admission that he was the person just now, Zhang Xiaofeng was so angry that he didn't even want to speak. He could only say
He complained helplessly in his heart.
Ignoring Zhang Xiaofeng's expression, Yi carefully drew out his sword and shouted to Zhang Xiaofeng, "Come on, let's show off!!"
"How should I deal with him?" After wondering for a moment, Zhang Xiaofeng used the Nine Yang Divine Fist again.
Then the scene changed and it became a drawing battle for kindergarten children. Two extremely simple little figures were flying around and fighting. It looked so intense.
Seeing this, the girl couldn't bear it anymore. After putting down the phone, she didn't care whether she knew the man or not. She just grabbed his arm with one hand and hammered him with a small hammer, laughing.
Said; "Hahaha, it made me laugh to death, hahaha... It's so funny, hahaha, it made me laugh to death, hahaha... This screenwriter is poisonous, hahaha..."