【239】A rag doll, let the little guy sell it to the female employee
"Sister, sister, are you so fat because you eat too much meat?"
On the other side, the little guy who was playing with the female employees outside was really not shy at all. He pointed at a female employee with wider measurements and asked her seriously if she had gained weight.
Children's words are unbridled.
So the female employee was not angry, but deliberately shook her body and explained to the little guy with a smile: "Little cutie, my sister is plump, not fat. If you think your sister is fat now, you will be fat when you grow up."
You are envious."
"This is called plump. My sister Cuihua next door is much plumper than you. She weighs more than 200 pounds. She still can't get married." The little guy didn't understand the female employee's words at all and immediately took advantage of himself.
Cuihua, a former neighbor, came to compare with her.
Hearing the little guy's comparison, the female employee said angrily and funny: "My sister is only 106 pounds, which is much better than your sister Cuihua. And it's not that she can't get married. I just haven't found the right one yet."
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"My mother said that women who can't find a boyfriend often say that I'm not in a hurry. It's not that I can't find a boyfriend, I just haven't found the right one yet...
So sister, have you always been the kind of person my mother said you are?" Although the little guy also thinks that the sister in front of him is pretty, she is more sinister and prefers to make trouble rather than praise others.
a little.
Facing the little guy, the female employee rolled her eyes speechlessly, then pointed directly at the male employees in the office and said with a smile: "Little cutie, have you seen those uncles wearing glasses? They
They all like my sister, but I just don’t like them. Sister, I am someone who has pursuits, and the life I want is to have love!!”
"Sister, you are not good at this. My mother used to be very picky and always felt that others were not good enough for her, so she later married my ugly father.
However, my mother said she had no regrets because my father loved her and me very much. My mother said that to marry a husband, you should not only find a handsome man, but one who can take care of others.
So, sister, don’t blindly pursue handsome guys. Find a good man and marry him. Otherwise, you will have to marry an ugly guy in the future.” I don’t know if the little guy is bigger than a brat or if he just always hangs out with adults.
As a result, a four-year-old kid actually talked about the principles of life with a female employee in her twenties.
"Meimei, the little cutie is right. When looking for a husband, you should find someone as ugly as me." After hearing what the little guy said, a male colleague who liked this female employee immediately stood up and said with a smile.
Just be courteous, but this guy forgot to bribe the little guy, so it's not...
The little guy started to make trouble; "Uncle, I said ugly people are more ordinary, but not ugly people like you are really ugly!!"
"Have you heard that the toad still wants to eat swan meat, and he doesn't look like himself? A man in his twenties loses his hair like a forty-year-old man, haha!" After hearing the little guy's words, the woman
The employee immediately said proudly to his male colleague.
Hearing what the female employee said, the male colleague immediately turned around and took a company rag doll and stuffed it with the little guy. He looked at the little guy seriously and said, "Little cutie, I think you can reorganize your language, right?"
"With your appearance, if you reorganize your words, the little cutie can praise you to the sky, huh." The female employee expressed her disdain for the male colleague's behavior of using the doll to fool the little guy.
"So cute!!"
The female employee looked disdainful, but the little guy happily picked up the doll.
And after picking up the doll, the little guy immediately rebelled. He turned around and looked at the female employee and said with a sweet voice, "Sister, this brother is actually quite nice. Although he has a little less hair, he can still cut it."
There are bald guys, and there are also handsome guys with bald heads.
And you see, this brother also knows how to take care of children. When you have children in the future, you will not be as tired as others when giving birth to children. He will take care of you and the children, and you will be very happy if you marry him."
"Well, the language this time was good. It would be better if it could be better." After nodding with satisfaction, the male colleague brought a rag doll and a carton of milk to the little guy.
After reaching out to take the doll and taking a few sips of the milk, the little girl once again lied to the female employee: "Sister, actually if you look carefully, this brother is not ugly at all. He has never been ugly."
No matter what, I live a bit sloppily and don’t pay too much attention to my personal image.
If you want to be his wife, tell him to get a haircut every month, change his glasses to thinner ones, shave cleanly, don’t wear casual clothes, wear more youthful clothes, and don’t let him play
Game, let him go to bed early at night and get up early in the morning to go for a run, and then the big brother will definitely become much more handsome..."
The female employee, who was just looking at the joke, couldn't help but start to look at her male colleagues again after hearing what the little guy said: "It is indeed a good way to lose your hair and shave it directly.
This guy's face is not ugly, but a little sloppy. If he shaves his head, changes his glasses, shaves, wears fashionable clothes, pays attention to sleep, and loses his belly in the morning, it doesn't seem unacceptable...
.Um⊙?⊙! Am I possessed? What do I think about this?"
Seeing the female employee starting to look at the male colleague, the little guy picked up the milk again and took a few sips, then pretended to be casual and asked the male colleague: "Brother, how much salary do you get from working here?"
Is there a lot of food?"
Although I don't know why the little guy asked this, after thinking about it, the male colleague still said in a voice that only the three of them could hear; "I am an engineer and I get a commission. My annual salary last year was 1.5 million, and I got a commission."
Six million, this year’s annual salary is 1.8 million, and the commission will not be known until the end of the year..."
"The annual salary is 1.5 million, and the commission is 6 million. This... This is a bald man who has such a high salary...
Bah, bah, bah, what a bald guy, yes, uh, by the way, what is his name, don’t care, just be uglier, at least a full wallet is more effective than being handsome!!”
After muttering a few words in her heart, the female employee pretended to be persistent and looked at her male colleague and said, "If you could shave your head, shave your beard, change to gold-rimmed glasses, and change into more fashionable clothes, it would be great for National Day."
I'll go on a date with you!!" After saying that, the female employee blushed slightly and trotted away.
At this moment, the little guy took out the QR code hanging on his clothes [when selling sweet potatoes, Li Bu gave it to her and asked her to keep it with her], and said to the male colleague in a coquettish voice
"Uncle, I may not have time to come over to drink your wedding wine, so please pay the matchmaker's money, 16,666 yuan, thank you!!"