"Brother, you did the right thing. When you meet such a woman, you have to marry her home and then love her properly."
"Women like this are almost extinct now. If you meet one, you are lucky."
After praising Li Bu a few words with admiration, Zhang Xuelong suddenly saw Li Bu looking at his toilet in a daze, so he explained slightly awkwardly: "Don't get me wrong, that's not for going to the toilet, that's what I do."
To show off my wealth, in the past, if someone liked my wife or daughter, I would just move him to that area, and basically nothing would happen the next day."
"That's awesome, my brother. But then again, brother, if you can get a thing like this at home, you won't be afraid of someone climbing over the wall in the middle of the night and poaching it away from you.
Think about it, if your toilet is stolen, what will you say to the police? You can't tell them, "Are you feeding the demon spirit? My toilet has been stolen." If you say that, they will probably be killed on the spot.
I treated this as a harassing call and hung up.
It's not okay to say that the toilet was stolen, but it's even worse to say that the golden toilet was stolen, because if you say that someone is a demon, they might call you a mental health patient, so your behavior of showing off the toilet is not advisable.
In addition, if you leave this thing at home, others won’t dare to get in. If others get in, they will worry that they won’t be able to afford the compensation..." Maybe it’s because I’ve been writing novels recently. When I saw Zhang Xuelong
golden toilet, he couldn't help but come up with some funny plots.
Although he said it was not advisable, he was thinking like this in his heart: "Wouldn't it be cool if I could get one at home?"
After hearing Li Bu's words, Zhang Xuelong suddenly remembered that his daughter had no friends.
In fact, Zhao Yuhan had friends before, but since those friends came to their home, Zhao Yuhan has no friends anymore...
After remembering that his daughter had no friends, Zhang Xuelong nodded and said, "Brother, what you said makes sense, this toilet really can't be put here anymore, otherwise Yuhan won't even dare to have a partner in the future.
Brought it home....
Wait, brother, you just said that you kissed your wife when you were a teenager, and then you hid from her for five years, and then you got married this year. If you were a teenager and added five years, I will calculate that you are nineteen years old.
Doesn’t that mean you are only in your twenties, and you look so old in your twenties?”
"What do you mean I'm so old? I just haven't shaved. If I shaved, I would be about the same age as Yuhan. And I'm only a few years older than her. I'm only in my twenties this year."
"I'll go, I'm only twenty-three. By the way, brother, how did you get rich at such a young age? Can you really make hundreds of millions just from those few live broadcasts? Are you a bit too awesome?
ah?"
"Nothing. If live broadcasting was really so profitable, I would have stayed at home and started live broadcasting every day. My main source of income is from music, novels, and comics. Live broadcasting is only a part of my income."
Maybe it was because of his mental age, but Li Bu felt that he had a great time chatting with Zhang Xuelong.
The two of them had been in the backyard of their villa, chatting from about 1 in the afternoon to 6:30 in the evening. It was not until Zhao Yuhan and the others came to order dinner that they reluctantly ended their chat.
After an afternoon of chatting, Zhang Xuelong found that he particularly liked Li Bu, his little brother.
How to put it, he thinks Li Bu is an easy person to get along with. When you are crazy, he can accompany you to be crazy, and when you are serious, he can accompany you to be serious.
He can chat with you about interesting things about picking up girls, discuss business plans with you, and even occasionally give you advice that is like a business miracle.
Like Zhang Xuelong, Li Bu also liked playing with him. He felt that Zhang Xuelong's personality was very similar to his. He would play with no inhibitions when he wanted to, and he would also do things to show off his wealth when he was bored.
Zhang Xuelong's toilet is made of gold, and even the ashtray in Li Bu's room in his previous life was made of gold.
In addition to playing, they are also surprisingly consistent when it comes to work matters.
To be honest, if Li Bu didn't hang out in shopping malls anymore, he would have planned to start a business partnership with Zhang Xuelong.
After following Zhao Yuhan and the others to the dining room, Li Bu was once again speechless by the rich costumes inside.
Looking at the table that looked like an emperor eating, Li Bu couldn't help joking to Zhang Xuelong: "Brother, you are a local tycoon, why are you still acting like an emperor? When you are eating, you still have your sister-in-law and niece.
May I call you, Your Majesty, can you please have your meal?"
"Pfft, hahaha, dad, you saw it, I said if you do it like this, someone will definitely say that to you in the future. You didn't believe it at first but I believe it now, hahaha, I am so happy, hahaha...
.." Zhao Yuhan, who had long been dissatisfied with the landowner's behavior, stood up immediately when she heard Li Bu's joke about Zhang Xuelong. She gave up her image of a lady and burst into laughter.
Zhao Yuting, who was different from Zhao Yuhan, burst out laughing after sobbing, then glared at Zhang Xuelong and said angrily: "Look at the good things you have done. If you don't do a lot of things in the company, you will know all day long.
Bringing weird things to the house, huh, just look at it, you'll be laughed at."
"Pass the meal!!" Just when Zhao Yuhan and Zhao Yuting were being amused by Li Bu, a voice that almost shocked Li Bu to death rang out.
What was even more shocking than the sound was that a middle-aged woman dressed as a palace maid actually walked in, carrying a gold basin, a silver bowl, platinum chopsticks, and a gold spoon and placed them in front of Li Bu and the others.
Then there was a chef dressed as a servant, who walked in with food in a gold basin.
After all the food and bowls and chopsticks were placed, the woman dressed as a palace maid and the chef said "Have a meal!!" and slowly left the room, leaving Li Bu and the others to start eating in the room.
It wasn't until the chef and servants left that Li Bu turned around and cupped his hands to Zhang Xuelong, saying with admiration on his face: "Brother, little brother, I only have admiration for you now. You are so awesome. When others talk about life,
When you are living like a god, you have quietly lived like an emperor, awesome!!"
"What do you admire? Your brother, I just like to enjoy and show off. Look at your brother, I don't lack anything now, so besides looking for such alternative stimulation, what else can I do?
Also, if you want such a life, it won’t be difficult. My villa is worth 200 million yuan, and the chef and maid’s salary is 20,000 yuan a month. It’s not a piece of cake for you.
Hey, don't talk about this, let's eat, start eating, come on, little cutie, you can eat too..." After replying to Li Bu with a smile, Zhang Xuelong greeted him and started eating.
I don't know if it was a psychological effect, but Li Bu felt that tonight's food was particularly fragrant, making him taste like the imperial dining room.
Moreover, this guy is still itching at this time. He actually wants to have a kitchen like Zhang Xuelong to eat...
After dinner, Li Bu took the little guy and left in a special car sent by the company. Before leaving, in return for Zhang Xuelong's hospitality, Li Bu gave him a promise that he would treat Zhao Yuhan, Lin Keman, and Huang Xiaoli equally.