[306] Funny superstar Zhou Xiaoxin, I want to be a director
Li Yanmei has long been used to Li Bu staying in the orchard every three days without returning home.
So she didn't have much thought about Li Bu's approach of staying in the orchard to work as soon as he came back this time, and she even showed a normal expression.
But unlike Li Yanmei, Liu Yan and Lin Xiang's ideas were not so good.
After Liu Yan had a conversation with Lin Xiang, Liu Yan came directly to the orchard early the next morning on the pretext of delivering supplements to Li Bu.
At that time, Li Bu was feeding pigeons with Li Zhiyou. When he saw his mother coming, he immediately showed a puzzled expression and said, "Mom, what are you doing here so early in the morning?"
At this time, Li Bu was wearing a vest and had not had time to change into long sleeves or anything.
So after Liu Yan put the stewed tonic aside, she pointed at the nail marks on Li Bu's body and asked angrily, "Tell me what's going on with you, are you there?"
Are you messing around with others outside?"
"Uh, what's going on? Oh, you mean these nail marks on my body. They were caught by an unreasonable woman. She not only grabbed my arm, but look at my face.
Look at me, I was almost caught and disfigured." Although his mother Liu Yan's surprise attack was very sudden, Li Bu, who had been prepared for interrogation for a long time, replied directly to her with a nonchalant expression.
There was no panic on Li Bu's face, and his answers were very natural. Even the action of feeding the pigeons and scattering corn was exactly the same as before.
So Liu Yan calmed down her anger and turned to concern and asked Li Bu: "Woman, why did you get into trouble with a woman? Could it be that you provoked someone else's daughter and then asked her mother to come to your door?"
Are you coming?"
"Nothing. When I was in Changsha, I went to the celebration party of that music talent show with Brother Yingjun and the others, and then I got drunk in a daze.
After getting drunk, I seemed to be looking for the toilet, but I didn't know what happened, so I fell asleep in the grass on the side of the road in a daze, and I slept until dawn.
Then the next morning, a woman passed in front of me holding a dog. I didn’t know what was going on at the time, so I got up in a daze, and then it seemed that the dog was scared.
Erha was very timid. When I was so frightened, he broke free from the woman's control and ran away, but the woman couldn't catch up with him.
Just like that, the woman turned her anger on me, rushed over and scratched me. If I hadn't protected my face at that time, I would have been disfigured." After telling too many lies, the end result was that even she believed it.
, so when Li Bu talked about being scratched, it really seemed like that was the case.
Hearing Li Bu's explanation, Liu Yan was stunned for a moment, then looked at Li Bu and said, "Are you stupid? If someone wants to scratch you, you won't run away?
Look at what it looks like when you scratch it. I didn’t know if I thought you were eating it outside. Humph, you are so ignorant. You silly boy doesn’t even know how to take good care of yourself."
"I was just afraid that people would see me, so I didn't say hello to anyone that day, so I just booked a flight and brought Ranran back. After I came back, I didn't dare to show off outside. Didn't you see that I was hiding here?
As for the running you mentioned, I was still in a daze when I first woke up. How did I know how to run? Besides, wouldn’t the stove be finished if I ran away? Do you want to see what is written in tomorrow’s newspaper [Famous
Composer Li Bu was chased and beaten by a woman for scaring passers-by Erha] Huh?"
After seriously arguing with Liu Yan, Li Bu put down the feed bag in his hand, turned around and picked up the supplements sent by Liu Yan and said, "Mom, give me less supplements next time. Your daughter-in-law still has several months left."
Caisheng, it’s not good for you to make up for me too much!!”
"It's not a supplement, it's just ordinary chicken soup. It's all the leftovers from Yanmei's food... Hey, your pigeons seem to have grown up a lot. Yanmei has been saying lately that eating chicken is a bit too much.
I don't want to eat it. Do you think I should catch some pigeons and stew them for her to eat?" Putting aside the matter of Li Bu being scratched, Liu Yan casually replied with a few words about how the supplement came from, and immediately started fighting.
These freeing pigeons in front of Li Bu have arrived.
After some of the pigeons Li Bu bought back were consumed by Li Zhiyou and others, the rest have basically begun to slowly settle down.
Some have begun to lay eggs and hatch them to feed the pigeons, and some have already recognized this place as their home and can be released.
However, there were not many pigeons that could be released, and Li Bu was not prepared to raise too many pigeons for release.
So when he heard that his mother was interested in pigeons like his, Li Bu quickly refused and said, "If you want to catch pigeons, go to that pigeon shed and ask Brother Zhiyou to catch the unmatched ones for you. These are
I raised him to play with..."
"I just want you freed pigeons, so I'm telling you, the pigeons that fly often have tighter meat and are more delicious. The ones you keep in cages are just like raising pigs, the meat is looser and less delicious.
Also, this pigeon is what your wife wants to eat. If she eats it, she will give you a son. They are willing to give you a son, but you are not even willing to give them a few pigeons to eat?" Seeing that Li Bu refused to give this to you.
The pigeons themselves were released, and Liu Yan gave Li Bu a slap in the face.
At this moment, Li Bu suddenly felt that he had no status in this family.
I can't beat Li Hong in a fight.
If you can't argue with Liu Yan, it's because his mother can't argue.
Li Yanmei can't act coquettishly, so this is the only thing his wife can dote on.
Even though he is older than Li Wanfu, he is his father.
He is younger than Li Xiaowang, so he is his nephew.
His current existence is completely intermediate and dispensable.
After feeling distressed about his position at home, Li Bu gritted his teeth and opened the door of the pigeonhouse, went in and caught five pigeons, then packed them in feed bags and handed them to Liu Yan and said: "Five, no more!!"
"Five is five. I'll catch two chickens and take them back together later. Remember to drink the tonic. I'll go back first." After reaching the pigeons, Liu Yan turned around happily.
Went to catch Li Bu's free-range chickens.
When talking about catching free-range chickens, Li Bu was speechless.
The chickens in his orchard are all plump and ready to eat.
The ones on Li Hong's side are of different sizes, and all of them have bare feathers. If you don't look carefully, you won't know they are chickens.
So, in the end, everyone came to his place to catch chickens to eat, and Li Hong's chickens are now all intact and alive and well.
Returning to the topic, I thought that after sending my mother away, I would be able to calm down and draw. But what Li Bu never expected was that Liu Yangang was carrying five pigeons and two free-range chickens on his front feet, happily
Leaving the orchard heartily.
His eldest brother Li Hong, who made a fortune by betraying him, was wearing a crisp suit and carrying a briefcase, which looked like the same thing. He was slowly heading towards the orchard with a middle-aged man.
Coming.
[It’s quite boring to write a novel all the time, so I opened a new one to kill the boredom. Let’s add some to your collection. [Little Little Housemaid] This book is still long, so you don’t have to worry about it ending prematurely.