【312】Eel Army, a name that is about to become a thing of the past
"Brother Li Bu, brother Li Bu, it's terrible, it's terrible, Li Xiaomu was beaten, brother Li Bu, brother Li Bu..."
Hearing Li Xiaomu's shouting, Li Bu, Shuangxi, and Tian Xiaoxin all had questions in their minds; "Is this guy here to call for help or to announce good news? Li Xiaomu was beaten."
, are you really so happy?"
"Brother Li Bu, brother Li Bu, it's terrible, Li Xiaomu was beaten just now.
What a good guy, I punched him in the nose with my fist and kicked him directly into the river. What a good guy, it was like watching a martial arts movie. It was so enjoyable for me to watch, hahaha..." In the minds of Li Bu and the others
When the question mark came up, Li Xiaomu rushed directly in front of the three of them and said with emotion on his face.
"Punched in the nose and kicked into the river... Huang Xiaoli's attack was a bit too harsh!!
And I’m your matchmaker, so if you don’t give me face, I won’t give you face. Do you think you have the right to beat up your blind date, and you beat her so hard!!”
After silently muttering something to Huang Xiaoli, Li Bu looked at Li Xiaoye and asked, as if he had never pointed the way before, "Who was Li Xiaomu fighting with, and he was beaten so badly?
And why do I always feel that you don’t look like you’re here to call for help, but rather like you’re here to tell us good news?”
"Wow hahaha, I'm just here to tell you the good news. Brother Li Bu, do you know that the scene just now really made me laugh to death.
Hahaha, that guy Li Xiaomu felt sleepy while fishing just now, so he leaned against the tree by the river and squinted, and then fell asleep while squinting.
After Li Xiaomu fell asleep, I smoked to refresh myself, but Huang Xiaoli appeared out of nowhere. As soon as she came out, she walked up to Li Xiaomu, kicked him with her feet, and called him a few words to get him up.
Go home and sleep, don't catch a cold here.
As a result, Li Xiaomu had an erotic dream when he was sleeping. After being woken up by Huang Xiaoli, he stood up, hugged Huang Xiaoli and kissed her. After that, he called her wife. Why did you get up so early?
Then, hahaha, then Huang Xiaoli exploded, punched Li Xiaomu in the mouth, kicked Li Xiaomu in the stomach, and kicked Li Xiaomu into the river.
Good guy, I was so happy at that time, but it’s a pity that I forgot to bring the shooting equipment.” Speaking of Li Xiaomu’s beating, Li Xiaoye was so happy, as if he was the one who beat Li Xiaomu.
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The river where Li Xiaomu was fishing did not have many stones and was a muddy river, so Li Bu, who was not worried that Li Xiaomu would be injured or drowned, just looked at Li Xiaoye and asked lightly, "What happened next?"
?" After saying that, he took his things and walked towards his temporary residence, the live broadcast room.
Although Li Bu's answer was a bit disappointing, Li Xiaoye continued to talk cheerfully; "Later, Li Xiaomu let the water freeze to wake him up, and then this guy was in the water, looking at Huang Xiaoli on the shore, touching his lips and giggling.
Got up.
After giggling for a while, this guy ran out of the river, walked up to Huang Xiaoli, and said to Huang Xiaoli seriously, "Sister Xiaoli, I am a man and dare to act, but I did such an unscrupulous behavior to you."
, then you punish me by marrying you and taking care of you for the rest of your life.
Wow haha, this guy doesn't even know how to confess. As soon as this guy finished speaking, Huang Xiaoli, who was a little frightened, immediately became furious again, punched and kicked Li Xiaomu again, and quickly beat Li Xiaomu back.
Went to bathe in the river.
Then Huang Xiaoli angrily shouted on the shore, "You bastard, marrying me is actually a punishment for you. Do you think your current life is too boring and you want to live a life of being a sandbag?"
"What happens next?" This time it was not Li Bu who spoke, but Shuangxi, Tian Xiaoxin, and the little guy who loved to join in the fun. The three of them asked Li Xiaoye expectantly.
Later, it was no longer funny, so Li Xiaoye put away his hands and sighed, "Later, the guy got up with a silly smile on his face, pointed at the fish he caught, and said happily to Huang Xiaoli.
I heard that you are coming back today. I know that you like to eat the crucian carp here, so I came to fish at five o'clock in the morning. When I fished in the morning, my hands were shaking. It was a bit troublesome to even hook the earthworms, so I hooked them all.
I touched my fingers several times.
But luckily, I'm pretty lucky. On days when fish are willing to take hooks, you see I've caught so many for you. These are enough for you to eat until you leave. If it's not enough by then, I can continue to catch them.
You catch, we don’t have any other abilities, we are just good at catching fish.”
"What's next?" Seeing that Li Xiaoye was unwilling to continue talking as he got to the back, Shuangxi, Tian Xiaoxin and the little guy couldn't help but shouted "What's next?" to him again, forcing him to continue.
To be honest, Li Xiaoye has been very unhappy recently and is very reluctant to talk about what will happen next between Li Xiaomu and Huang Xiaoli.
Why? Because just a few days ago, the day after Li Bu met his girlfriend, his prospective father-in-law came directly from other provinces to Lijiacun and brought his college student girlfriend back.
I've gone home, and it's said that I'm going to leave the country now.
After hearing what Shuangxi and the other three said, Li Xiaoye sighed and said, "Later, Huang Xiaoli took Li Xiaomu, who was all wet, and went home with the fish, leaving me alone in the cold wind.
Trembling!!"
Li Bu did not know immediately that Li Xiaoye's college student girlfriend was taken away.
He only found out from his mouth that night when Li Xiaoye came to the orchard to get drunk with him with a box of beer in his arms.
But to be honest, Li Bu felt that Li Xiaoye's college student girlfriend was taken away pretty well.
At least that way Li Xiaoye will never have to take eighty-five times a day to collect express delivery, or look at the consumption information on his bank card every day and feel distressed.
It's not that the female college student is bad, but Li Xiaoye and she have different family environments and different consumption concepts. It's okay to fall in love, but it's really difficult to live together for a long time.
The female college student's family is very rich. She spends tens of thousands of dollars on everything she buys.
Even though Li Xiaomu has a net worth of tens of millions now, he still spends money carefully. He would never spend a hundred or two hundred dollars as generously as tens of thousands or tens of thousands.
And the female college student and Li Xiaoye, who also realized this, when the female college student's father came to pick them up, one of them just packed up and said goodbye, while the other smiled and sent them out of Lijiacun, and they broke up peacefully.
Even crispier than crispy noodles.
In addition, the reason why Li Xiaoye went to Li Bu with a beer to get drunk that day was because the guy felt sorry for the money he had spent on the female college student during this period. It is said that during the time the two were together, Li Xiaoye's savings
1.8 million less.
The 1.8 million was actually not spent by the female college student during this period. 1.5 million of it was used to repay the female college student's loan. The remaining 300,000 was spent during this period. She and Li Xiaoye
of expenses.
After hearing Li Xiaoye's words, Li Bu patted Li Xiaoye on the shoulder and said with a smile after putting down his things; "After all, dunking eels is not a real job, how about I write you a few saliva songs, and then you transform into an Internet singer and run
Just make money from some small activities.
In this way, not only will you have more opportunities to meet beauties, but the beauties will also be happy to do something with you, especially someone like you who still carries the title of my brother..."