【369】In fact, this kind of pastoral life is also quite beautiful
Not surprisingly, the fishing harvest this afternoon was very dismal.
Li Bu didn't catch a single snail, and Wang Shichao only caught two grassroot fish about half a catty in size.
The half-pound grassroot fish is basically a small fry. No one here in Laochao eats this kind of fish under three pounds, so Wang Shichao finally had to throw the grassroot fish back into the small lake with tears in his eyes at Li Bu's request.
Went.
After throwing the small fish back into the small lake, Li Bu placed the fishing rod under a tree next to the small lake and said to Wang Shichao, "Put the fishing rod here. After we finish feeding the chickens and ducks,
Get a bucket of chicken manure to make a nest, so we can catch fish here tomorrow..."
"It doesn't matter to me whether we make a nest or not. I just want you to pick up the chicken manure later. I've vomited three times today. If I vomit, I will lose gastric juice." He threw the fishing rod on the ground.
After standing by the tree, Wang Shichao followed Li Bu to the orchard with the live broadcast equipment, looking at Li Bu expectantly and asked.
Faced with Wang Shichao's expectations, and after taking a look at Wang Shichao's new sportswear, Li Bu finally nodded helplessly and said, "Okay, I'll pick it up later..."
"I knew you, Brother Li Bu, could never be so bad as to make me vomit three times in a row..."
Hearing that Li Bu actually agreed to his request, Wang Shichao was so excited. If Li Bu's live broadcast hadn't been turned off, he would have happily performed a ballet right now.
He ignored Wang Shichao's excitement.
After leaving the small lake, Li Bu walked toward the orchard while holding the live broadcast equipment and live broadcasting, and said with a smile: "You have always been curious about what my life is like. Today I will take you with me.
Let me share my daily life..."
Eel Jiajun￥Brother in the past [Shame on you, you are in the Air Force again, you still have the nerve to say you are going fishing tomorrow, you can still catch fish tomorrow!!]
I loved you wrongly and you missed her [Little Bubu, you should sing to us tomorrow. Watching you fish is simply a kind of torture. Now I seriously suspect that you are imitating Liu Taigong's fishing skills and you have taken the bait!!]
Eel Jiajun￥Have you ever loved me [Little Bubu, I’m warning you, if you dare to take us to see the female anchor again tomorrow and you dazzle us, I will remove you!!]
"Ahem, cough, cough, today's fishing was a mistake, I will definitely catch fish tomorrow.
You are slandering me, brother, who loves and misses by mistake. I have fish hooks and earthworms, but Taigong Liu does not.
As for taking you to see beauties, this will not happen in the future, because after watching this day, I have a little doubt whether I have been visiting the rooms of those female anchors. They all look exactly the same.
More twins than twins, hey...so this won't happen next time..."
After smiling and replying to a few bosses, Li Bu walked into the orchard with the live broadcast equipment, pointed at the big yellow dog and said, "Have you seen it, my family? This is my pet big yellow dog. Although it looks like me, it is nothing."
He’s a handsome guy, but he also has special skills and talents like me. Do you want to watch this guy’s performance?”
[Anyway, I have nothing to do, so you can get one for us. I haven’t seen the gauge pressure of Tugou yet. 】
[Support the suggestion above, give us one.]
【+1 Big Yellow Dog, start your performance!!】
[Hurry up and perform, we can’t wait. You should let the big yellow dog perform. If you don’t perform, I will give you a reward!!]
"You can reward me as long as you want. I've read your information and you've only rewarded six yuan worth of diamonds. So we don't mind if you reward six yuan more????"
After laughing and teasing a fan, Li Bu turned to look at the big yellow dog, and then shouted to the big yellow dog: "Big Huang, show me how his leg was broken by a car... After the show, I will give you a chicken leg tonight."
!!”
After hearing Li Bu's previous words, the big yellow dog didn't even want to pay attention to him.
But the chicken drumstick sentence at the end made it collapse in an instant.
Then it was like a disabled person whose lower body was paralyzed. It was completely supported by its two front feet. The two rear feet were already supported on the ground like useless feet. Moreover, it kept whining at this time.
Whining and wailing, the pitiful little appearance makes everyone cry when they smell it!
[Damn, this dog is so ugly and yet so smart, it’s amazing!!]
[Oh my god, my god, five hundred rockets are sent to you. Who else told you that I can only send you six yuan? 】
[This dog is really amazing. Damn it, these fans are also amazing. Five hundred rockets, five hundred thousand yuan, let me go, these are thighs!!]
[Boss, do you still lack a pendant on your leg? What do you think of me?]
[Boss, I admire you so much, but five hundred is a lot, my sister wants you to see a thousand!!]
"Boss, I was wrong, please let me go????"
Li Bu was really just teasing the fan, but as a result, he seemed to have accidentally stepped on the gift rain button, and the gifts in the live broadcast room began to flow out uncontrollably again.
After seeing that these people no longer listened to him, Li Bu smiled bitterly and asked the big yellow dog to perform several funny expressions, such as giggling, sticking out his tongue, pretending to be dead, pretending to be lame, and scolding Li with a human-like voice.
Bu your sister's.
Big Yellow Dog's performance was very exciting, and fans also posted a lot of subtitles. However, because there were so many people sending gifts, all the subtitles were washed away by the gifts, and Li Bu couldn't even see a complete one.
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We couldn't see the subtitles, so Li Bu could only treat the invisible subtitles as fans cheering for the big yellow dog.
After turning on the subtitles, Li Bu reached out and touched the big yellow dog's head and sent it out to play. Then he washed his hands, took the live broadcast equipment, walked to the chicken pen, and blew a loud whistle with his fingers.
Cuckoo... Cuckoo... Puff puff... As Li Bu's whistle sounded, the hungry free-range chicken, which had been wandering outside all day, suddenly became hungry.
People rushed out from all directions, and some even flew down the mountain directly in order to rush for time.
The scene of hundreds of chickens running was already spectacular enough, but now there are dozens of chickens that can fly, and they even flew down the mountain.
This incredible picture immediately shocked the fans in the live broadcast room. Some fans even began to wonder whether the chickens raised by Li Bu were large jungle chickens.
After Li Bu called the chickens down, Wang Shichao pushed the cart and pulled the mixture for the chickens into the chicken coop, then used a shovel to shovel it to the food nest, where the free-range chickens rushed to eat.
I am shoveling chicken food, and the free-range chickens are constantly eating.
The free-range chickens will eat as much as they shovel, and they are not afraid of themselves.
Wang Shichao, who experienced the life of raising chickens for the first time, suddenly felt that such pastoral life was actually quite beautiful...