【395】Successfully turned a female classmate into a female black fan
To be honest, Li Bu admires the intelligence of these anti-fans.
They even thought of changing their online names to names such as their classmates and teachers, and then blackmailed themselves.
As long as they put a little effort into subtitles with these names, take a screenshot, make a picture, and then edit and process it, it will be a bunch of news material that can be used to blackmail themselves.
And if they use these screenshots to blackmail themselves, they don’t even have to worry about suing them.
After all, these subtitles are real. As for whether the online names of those who accuse their teachers and classmates are real, that is none of their business.
However, even though it was already known at this time, these black fans used these names to blackmail themselves.
But Li Bu was not angry about this. Instead, he looked at the live broadcast camera with a smile and said calmly: "Unknowingly, I have graduated five years ago. Except for those who are still studying for Ph.D. and
Except for the students who took the postgraduate entrance examination, the rest have basically graduated and started working. Some of them are even married and have children like me.
Let me tell you a story here. This story is true, and I am the protagonist of the story.
Some time ago, when I was driving on the road, my car suddenly broke down. Then I unexpectedly met one of my roommates, but he is now a traffic policeman managing the road. At that time, I saw that the person coming was an acquaintance of mine, and I thought
He will definitely help me.
As a result, what do you think he did to me? What you will never expect is that he impounded my car. After that, he said that my car was hopeless, and drove me directly to the 4S shop to buy a new car.
Went.
A classmate, a good friend, and a former roommate, ended up confiscating my car. After that, he took me to his friend's store to buy a car. If it were an ordinary person facing such a thing, he would definitely be very angry and very angry.
You want to scold him, right??
But I didn't. Not only was I not angry with him, but I was also very grateful to him. I thanked him for letting me ruthlessly give up the old car that could be dangerous at any time. I thanked him for allowing me to own the current car.
At the same time, today, I know that many of you black fans must be my classmates.
Likewise, I am not angry with you either. I am also very grateful to you. Thank you for making me lose 16 million fans who love to join in the fun overnight. Thank you for making my live broadcast room a little quieter.
Finally, I would like to say, classmates, I cherish the fate that I have met with you. I very much hope that when we meet you again, we can have a good time over wine, or drink tea together, and laugh about our ignorance in the past.
Therefore, I will not hold any of you responsible for your slander against me this time, and I am not angry with you either.
Also, I have written songs for many people and many stories. Today I will write two songs about our friendship and our past fate, one for girls [My Deskmate] and one for girls.
This is a song for all my classmates [Friends], I hope you will like it..."
After speaking for a long time, Li Bu first took a sip of water, then found the accompaniment from his mobile phone, and then opened his voice and slowly sang along with the accompaniment; "Will you tomorrow?"
Thinking of the diary you wrote yesterday, will you still think about it tomorrow? You used to cry the most...]
[The teachers couldn’t remember you and couldn’t guess the problem. It was only by chance that I looked through the photos that I remembered you at the same table...]
[Who married you who is sentimental, who read your diary, who tied up your long hair, who made you a wedding dress...]
[You used to be very careful and asked me to borrow half an eraser. You also accidentally mentioned that you like to be with me...]
[At that time, the sky was always blue, and the days always passed too slowly. You always said that graduation was far away, and everyone went their separate ways in the blink of an eye...]
[Who meets you who is sentimental, who comforts you who loves to cry, who reads the letter I wrote to you, who throws it in the wind...]
[The past days are gone, and I will also have my wife. I will also show her photos and tell her about you at the same table...]
As Li Bu's singing was recalled, the anti-fans in the live broadcast room suddenly couldn't stop being unfaithful. They couldn't help but stop pressing the buttons and keyboards on their mobile phones, and quietly listened to Li Bu's singing.
When you, my roommate, heard this song, whether you were a fan or a negative fan in the live broadcast room, you couldn't help but think of a certain female [male] classmate from your study career.
At this moment, male fans can't help but think of the proud and lovely female classmate who came before, and then silently ask in their hearts: "That classmate who was bullied by me, how are you doing now? I suddenly feel like
I want to see what you will look like when you grow up, and I also want to see which pig you are compared to your cabbage."
At this moment, female fans can't help but think of the male classmate who used to bully her, and then silently say in their hearts: "That boy who bullied me, are you unable to get a wife now? You are going on blind dates everywhere."
, Ha, you always bully me and don’t know how to treat girls well, so you deserve to be single."
When the male and female fans were recalling their former tablemates, after finishing the song, their tablemate, Your Li Bu, was drinking water from a water bottle and saying as if reminiscing;
"I remember my former female deskmate, her name was Liu Xiuqiong, she was a very smart and lovely girl.
I remember that the living conditions of her family were very good at that time, so she grew very tall, but then she directly made the family environment poor. Even I, who was one year older than her, was a head shorter than her, which made many uncomfortable things.
People who know her always think she is older than me.
But this classmate is a really nice person, and he often secretly brings me snacks from home. You may not believe it, but it was the first time I ate an apple, the first time I ate a popsicle, and the first time I drank Coke.
This lovely female deskmate of mine gave it to me.
I remember when I ate an apple for the first time, I felt like I had eaten a fairy fruit. I was stunned as soon as I took a bite. I am rarely shocked that there is such a sweet fruit in the world. Don't say it at that time.
After peeling it, I even ate the shell.
It may also be because I have bad luck and the teachers think I might bully female classmates, so I have been studying for so long and she is the only female classmate, so this song was written for her.
alright.
Liu Xiuqiong, my former deskmate, I haven’t seen you for more than ten years. How are you doing? To be honest, I really want to see what you look like now and see which pig you have taken advantage of..."
As soon as Li Bu finished speaking, he was immediately scolded.
Chun Yue Feng Xia Wan Liu Chun [Er Gouzi, your skin is so itchy that you need a beating, right? I haven’t dealt with you for more than ten years, and you have forgotten your sister’s five-paw candy, right? You dare to call your brother-in-law a pig, even though he is
He's quite fat, but you can't say he's a pig. If he's a pig, then I'll be a sow, huh.
And my sister, I am already married and have moved to Malaysia. I will take my husband and children home for the Chinese New Year this year. Then we will go to your Lijia Village to have tea with you. Remember to entertain us!!]
Seeing this subtitle in the live broadcast room, Li Bu immediately clicked on the netizen's profile picture and took a look. Then he immediately smiled with surprise on his face and said: "Long feet show, you have gained weight, but my brother-in-law is taller."
He is so handsome. I take back what I just said. I should have said that I wanted to see whose cabbage my female classmate gave me, hahaha..."
Chunyue Fengxia Wan Liuchun [[angry][angry] Ergouzi, just wait for me. I tell you, you will be dead when I go back. I know that your Lijiacun has built a bridge, so you wait.
Let me go back and take care of you. The haters will beat this bastard to death, beat him to death, and I will pay your fucking wages...]