Li Bu often eats fish and meat recently, and he is too tired.
So when he looked at the food in his lunch box, he didn't have much appetite. It wasn't that he didn't want to eat, but that he didn't want to eat something so greasy.
Having no appetite and not wanting to waste it, Li Bu looked at his five roommates and asked, "You guys, do you want to eat some meat?"
I don’t have much appetite today, I just want to eat something light. If you don’t want it, I will throw it away..."
"I want it, I want it, we want it so much. Brother, look at our food. We have been eating it for more than half a month. To be honest, if we weren't afraid that we couldn't beat you, we would all want to snatch it from you." After hearing this from Li,
When Li Bu said this, the five gangsters immediately trotted up to him, looked at Li Bu eagerly and said.
Seeing that the five gangsters wanted to eat meat, Li Bu was not stingy. He directly picked up his chopsticks and distributed the meat in his lunch box to several gangsters, and then ate it himself with soup, vegetables and white rice.
After the five gangsters ate Li Bu's meat, they were no longer so afraid of Li Bu. Among them, Cai Xiaolong was even more direct. He sat next to Li Bu and asked Li Bu: "Brother, can I ask who you are?"
How did you get in?"
"Yesterday, my wife accidentally had a fetal movement, and I was in a hurry to get home to pick her up and take her to the hospital, so I speeded on the road. Maybe I was too nervous at the time. I didn't even see a police car chasing me, so I broke the law.
I was supposed to come in yesterday, but because my wife was in danger of being born prematurely and needed me to be by her side, I delayed coming here for a day.
What about you guys? Why did you young ones come in? Judging from your looks, you should be together. Are you guys fighting in a group?" After casually talking about his situation, Li Bu said
Then he curiously asked the five gangsters why they came in.
"Come on, such an awesome person was actually caught for speeding. Could it be that our previous feelings about him were an illusion? It doesn't look like that!!"
After muttering a few words in his mind, Cai Xiaolong looked at Li Bu again and asked curiously: "Brother, did you also mess around before? I always feel that you look familiar, but I just can't remember who you are for a moment."
who."
"It's not like I've been around, it's just that when I was young I was more playful and fought with a lot of people, but now that I've grown up I don't compete with others or be jealous anymore.
By the way, I haven’t introduced myself yet, my name is Li Bu, I’m a moderate Internet celebrity, and I also opened a small entertainment company.” My face is easily recognized by others, so
Li Bu didn't hide anything from the gangsters and directly revealed his real name.
Upon hearing Li Bu's words, the five gangsters were immediately stunned.
Not only have they heard Li Bu's name, but they have also regarded him as their idol for a long time. However, since Li Bu was hacked, they no longer regard him as their idol.
Because all the shady material on the Internet gathered together, they felt that Li Bu was more gangster than them, so he no longer worshiped Li Bu. But even if they no longer worship him, they still can't help but see their former idol.
became excited.
After getting excited, Cai Xiaolong immediately came forward and asked Li Bu cheerfully: "Brother Li Bu, can you share with us your path to success?"
A bastard like you can do so well now. Those of us who are just fighting and making trouble can definitely follow your path. Brother Li Bu, we will be your little brothers. How about you take care of us?
"
"You are the gangster. Your whole family is a gangster. How do you think I look like a gangster?
Your sister, you are eating my flesh and even calling me a gangster. Am I too kind to you and want to take care of you with my fists? Then you will know who has the final say here?"
Hearing that Cai Xiaolong dared to say that he was a gangster, Li Bu was so angry that he gave a piece of fish in his lunch box to another gangster to eat.
Seeing that Li Bu didn't want to be called a gangster, Cai Xiaolong quickly changed his words and said, "Brother Li Bu, there was a slip of the tongue. It was my younger brother. I made a slip of the tongue. Don't be surprised."
That Li Bu, we really don’t want to be gangsters anymore. It’s too difficult to be gangsters now. Even if we get caught every now and then, we still can’t make a living. We also want to change our ways like you, so please help us.
Is that possible?
Just think of it as us begging you. The five of us are now grown up, and we still have wives and children to raise at home. If we can’t find a way to change our careers now, in a few years our children’s education and tuition fees will be a problem.
So Brother Li Bu..."
"You have a wife? You five little gangsters actually have wives. This is simply unreasonable. I am the only one..."
Hearing that the five gangsters actually had wives and children, Li Bu was very depressed. He thought that he was a multi-millionaire in his previous life, but he could not even get a wife, and the wife in this life was just a gift from his predecessor.
Fortunately, I picked it up ready-made.
Upon hearing Li Bu's words, the five gangsters immediately disagreed; "Brother Li Bu, it's true that we are uneducated gangsters, but we are not stupid.
Now in China, there are so many more men than women. If we don't marry a wife early, we won't be able to be single when we get older.
In addition, my parents saw that we were no longer anyone to count on, so they let us get married and have children early, and then educated their grandchildren!!"
"Okay, you are pretty good at this, but I really don't have any good industry that suits you right now. If you don't know how to act, if you haven't learned anything about singing, it's not professional, and you have a criminal record, so you won't be able to do it.
There is only one left, follow me, help me raise chickens and ducks, occasionally do odd jobs, and do odd jobs. I guess you are not willing to do it yourself, so I really can’t help you." Facing several gangsters,
Asking for help, Li Bu, who was not very familiar with them, finally rejected them after making several more turns.
But what Li Bu didn't expect was...
After hearing Li Bu's words, several gangsters looked at each other and looked at him excitedly and asked, "Brother Li Bu, how much money can you give us a month? If it can be higher than what is paid in factories outside, let's follow him."
You messed up!!"
"I can't give you a high salary. The salary I can give you is about 5,000 to 10,000.
But if you follow me, you will have a lot of work, and you will be so busy that you will not have the chance to drink and cause trouble in the future." Seeing the expectant looks in the eyes of several gangsters, Li Bu hesitated for a moment, and finally sighed and said
I got the wages of my handyman there.
Hearing Li Bu say that they could earn a high salary of more than 5,000 yuan a month, the five gangsters immediately stood up, bowed neatly to Li Bu and shouted: "Boss, we will hang out with you from now on, and you will let us go east."
We will never go west, and if you let us eat, we will never drink porridge!!"
"Hey, hey, hey, who the fuck is your boss? Call me boss, call me boss!!" When Li Bu heard the five gangsters calling him boss, Li Bu corrected them with a speechless expression.