【479】The world of two people, tell a story to my wife
"Okay, then I won't give you this money in cash. I will just give my cousin a house when the time comes."
After smiling and nodding to Huang Xiaoxiao, Li Bu looked at her and said, "Second aunt, Yanmei and cousin are here with me. Why don't you and my mother go back to Lijiacun first?"
"Why are you going back? I have to stay here to see my daughter-in-law. Your cousin has spent so much money, why don't I take a look first?"
After learning that Xuexue might come over early tomorrow morning, Huang Xiaoxiao made up her mind not to go back to Lijiacun. She planned to stay here so that she could meet Xuexue early tomorrow morning.
Meet this future daughter-in-law.
After seeing that Huang Xiaoxiao really had no intention of returning to Lijiacun, Li Bu nodded and said, "It's okay if you don't go back to Lijiacun. Then I'll ask the driver to take you to a nearby hotel to sleep. It's not very convenient to sleep in this hospital.
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"Okay, then Second Aunt will listen to your arrangement. You and your mother can go out and open a hotel for the night. Second Aunt hasn't stayed in a hotel yet!!"
After smiling and nodding and agreeing to Li Bu's arrangement, Huang Xiaowei turned around and followed Li Bu back to Li Yanmei's side. He turned back and told Liu Tiancai: "You kid, don't think so much. Go to bed now, and then tomorrow
Get up early and clean up after yourself, so that Xue Xue won’t be scared away by you as soon as she arrives.”
"I know, you should go and have a rest with my sister-in-law early. It's almost time." Liu Tiancai, who was taking off his makeup, heard Huang Xiaoxiao's words and replied with a smile, then turned around and continued to remove his makeup.
went.
"Go to rest early. If you need anything, you can call the nurse or call me from the other side. I'll go to the other side first."
After giving Liu Tianmei a few final instructions, Li Bu followed Huang Xiaoxiao back to Li Yanmei's ward.
After returning to the ward, Li Bu put his live broadcast equipment aside and said to Liu Yan with a smile: "Mom, you and your second aunt can go to a hotel to sleep first. I'll be there to watch over you."
Already."
"Okay, then I will go out to stay in a hotel with your second aunt... But Xiaobu, do you have any cash on you now? Your second aunt and I will have to give it to your cousin after we meet her tomorrow.
Fee for correcting the statement!!" After nodding and agreeing to Li Bu to rest, Liu Yan asked Li Bu for the red envelope that would be used to change the statement of Xuexue and the others tomorrow.
After hearing Liu Yan's words, when Li Bu was about to take out his bank card, Li Yanmei took out a dozen red envelopes from her bedside and said, "Mom, I still have twenty-four thousand here, is it enough?"
"That should be enough. Second sister-in-law, how much are you going to pay for the correction? We'll do it as agreed upon, so that we won't have one person more and one person less, which will make people feel unbalanced." He nodded to Li Yanmei.
Afterwards, Liu Yan turned around and asked Huang Xiaoxiao how much money he wanted to pay.
Faced with Liu Yan's question, Huang Xiaoxiao thought about it for a while and then asked Liu Yan tentatively: "Two thousand is a bit stingy. If you give three thousand, you will be competing with Yanmei. Four thousand is not a good number."
, so how about five thousand?”
"Okay, let's give it 5,000. Sister-in-law, you should still have a red envelope. Yanmei, give mom 10,000. This money will go home...Mom will give it back to you." She smiled and asked Huang Xiaoxiao if she still had a red envelope.
Afterwards, Liu Yan asked Li Yanmei for 10,000 yuan in cash.
Nodding gently, after taking out two big red envelopes from his pocket, Huang Xiaoxiao and Liu Yan each packed a red envelope worth 5,000 yuan. Then Li Bu asked his driver to take them
I sent him to a nearby hotel.
After sending Liu Yan and Huang Xiaoxiao away, Li Bu returned to the ward, held Li Yanmei's hand and asked her with a smile, "Daughter-in-law, how are you going to let me put you to sleep tonight?"
"I want to hear you tell me a story, preferably one that can make me happy. I have been in pain every day these days, so I want to be happy now." See your own two-person world.
When they arrived, Li Yanmei immediately held Li Bu's hand and said with a sweet smile.
"Okay, then let me tell you a story. This story is called You Are Like a Person."
After smiling and nodding to Li Yanmei, Li Bu sat down on the stool in front of the hospital bed. Then he held Li Yanmei's hand and started telling her a story with a smile.
[[What’s the corniest pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
What I have heard is, "You look like a person." The person who said this was an 80-year-old man.
There is a restaurant near the company. It tastes good and the price is very cheap, so I often eat there.
I happened to be sitting at the next table to the old lady today.
Next to the old lady was an old man. He pulled the sleeves of the old lady's clothes to signal her to come back to her senses. The old lady asked him: "Then who do I look like?"
The old man chuckled and said: "My wife."... I guess, the old man now is really not serious!
The old lady was also angry. She said rudely: "Don't talk nonsense, I have a wife."
She shook her arm and stood up to leave. The old man stopped the old lady quickly and said, "Don't leave yet. Let me tell you a story. It's a story from our era."
Out of curiosity, the old lady sat down dubiously.
The old man said, I have a good friend named Tiedan, who was only 16 years old at the time. One day, Tiedan hit a pigeon with a slingshot and took it home to make soup. As a result, Xiaofang from the house next door ran away in a panic.
come over.
Tiedan said, don’t worry, big girl, just drink some soup first.
Xiaofang didn't dislike the broken bowl at Tiedan's house. She picked it up and took a sip and finally became calmer. She said: Brother Tiedan, have you seen the pigeons I raise?
Tiedan was trembling with fright and did not dare to tell her the truth. He comforted her and said, "Don't be sad. The pigeon must have lost its way and will come back in a few days."
The next day, Xiaofang came again and suddenly saw a white thing flying in the sky. The little girl said in surprise, ah, my pigeon!
Tiedan said, those were my white underpants, which were blown away by the wind.
Xiaofang sighed and her eyes dimmed. Seeing her little sister like this, Tiedan felt even more guilty, so he burned a potato for her.
For many days in the next few days, Xiaofang would come looking for her pigeons. Tiedan felt guilty and would make delicious treats to appease her every time.
Tiedan felt like he had fallen in love with Xiaofang, but the more he liked him, the more guilty he felt.
One day, as soon as Xiaofang entered the door, she saw Tiedan standing in the yard waiting for her. Tiedan shouted happily, Xiaofang, your pigeons have flown back!
Before Xiaofang could speak, Tiedan took out a gray pigeon from behind.
Xiaofang said, my pigeons are white. Tiedan said, the sun is so poisonous these days, your white pigeons must have been tanned. Xiaofang shouted, you think I am stupid!
Tiedan had no choice but to admit that the pigeon was eaten by him and he was willing to compensate her.
Xiaofang said, then you can cook for me for the rest of your life. So, they started dating.
After a few years of marriage, Tiedan realized that Xiaofang had been lying to him. The pigeon was what Xiaofang was going to eat, but before he could kill it, it flew away.
When Xiaofang drank the bowl of soup, she knew it was her pigeon.
Tiedan's cooking skills were so good - later she pretended to look for pigeons every day, but actually ate and drank, and ended up falling in love with Tiedan.
She pretended to be waiting for the pigeon, but actually she was waiting for the pillar to be attracted to her. She waited.