[52] The female anchor who won't take short cuts and is tired into a dog
After hearing Li Bu's words, Li Hong looked up and down Li Bu's new car and smiled lightly;
"It seems that your brother is indeed quite fake. If he were a real brother, he shouldn't just detain your car. But it's okay if he deducts it. At least you have an excuse to buy yourself a new car."
"It's over 300,000 yuan, I feel so sad.
Next time I meet this brother of mine, I will definitely deal with this former fat man like I did with Wang Shichao, hum."
After complaining angrily to Li Hong, Li went up to close the rear door of the hatchery with the chicks, and said politely to the hatchery owner with a smile: "I'll deliver the basket to you in a few days.
Since it's getting late, we have to go back up the mountain in a hurry. If these chickens and ducks are well raised, we will come back to you to buy them later..."
“It’s okay, it’s okay, I can just send it down whenever you are free.
Next time I want to buy chickens and ducks, remember to come and take care of me, haha..." Knowing that Li Bu was about to leave, the owner of the hatchery did not try to persuade him to stay. After a few polite words with a smile, he let Li Bu go.
They drove away.
Hearing what the hatchery boss said, Li Bu started the car and left, nodded and replied, "Okay, then I'll wait until I'm free before I bring you the frame. Boss, you're such a good person, I'll definitely do it next time."
I still have to buy it from you, let’s go, there’s no need to give it away~~”
"Okay, let's go slowly!" Although Li Bu said there was no need to give it away, the hatchery owner still came out to give it away.
Ten minutes later, when the car left the hatchery, Li Hong couldn't help but feel sour to Li Bu:
"Hey, it's great to be a star. The chickens and ducks that other people can buy for several dollars can be bought at special prices directly from you, and you can also buy one and get one free!!"
Hearing what his eldest brother said, Li Bu joked funnyly while driving his new car towards the deli he used to go to, "It's so sour, why don't I write a song for you to sing too?"
I want to be a big star too..."
“You don’t have to write a song that’s too good, just write it like your song “You Are My Rose”.
I never thought that my musical dream, which had been buried for many years, would be unearthed by my brother today. Hey, gold really does shine."
Li Hong, who had no idea how terrible his singing was, didn't even think Li Bu was making fun of him by saying this, so the guy just agreed shamelessly.
Hearing Li Hong's reply, Li Bu was stunned;...Damn it, brother, what's your voice? Don't you even know how to count to 13?
With your voice, I think among the Chinese songs on the other side of the world, this song is the only one suitable for you!!
After feeling silently disgusted with Li Hong, Li Bu nodded and said, "Okay, if you are not afraid of my sister-in-law pricking you with a needle while she is sleeping, come to my house tomorrow and I will write to you right away..."
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"Well, um, I thought about it and suddenly realized that my pursuit of my music dream didn't seem so urgent anymore.
So let’s talk about writing songs for me after a while, don’t be anxious, don’t be anxious.” Thinking of his daughter-in-law who actually does what she says, Li Hong suddenly wiped away tears of regret secretly,
With a distressed look on his face, he gave up on his music dream that was about to be completed.
Li Hong has a very unique voice, and he speaks normally.
But when he sings, his tone will form a weird, indescribable, or even unexplainable change. If you ask him to sing a pop song, he will give you the feeling of being struck by lightning.
But the strange thing is that his throat is very suitable for singing English and Russian songs, with a thick accent and a long high note. To put it bluntly, Li Hong is a world music player who was delayed by his birth.
Home.
When he discovered Li Hong's advantages, Li Bu originally thought of writing some English songs for him for fun.
But luckily, this guy's previous scores in other subjects were very good, but he was so bad at English, so he always got a low score in the exam.
In Li Bu's memory, he clearly remembered that in previous English exams, there would always be ten ABC multiple-choice questions worth six points each.
But in the end, Li Bu's good brother Li Hong, for some reason, picked all the wrong ones perfectly every time, and then successfully won the first place with a total score of duck eggs, and this score has been achieved since junior high school.
He stayed until he graduated from technical secondary school.
After finishing the topic of song writing, Li Bu drove directly to the door of the delicatessen, got out of the car and smiled at the delicatessen owner: "Brother, look, I'm here to take care of your business again, or...
As always, one roasted chicken, one roasted duck, and one butchered goose..."
"Hey, let me go, the big star is here!!
Hahaha, the big star hasn't been here for so long. I thought you forgot about me. What's wrong? Where have you been for so long?" Seeing that the person coming was Li Bu, the owner of the delicatessen quickly put on his clothes.
Gloves brought Li Bu roast chicken and duck, and joked to him with a smile.
He reached out for two chicken drumsticks and handed one to Li Hong. Li Bu then pointed to the trunk of his car and ate it and said, "Brother, my chicken farm and everything is ready."
There are more than a thousand chickens and ducks in this car. I am going to take them back now. Do the things we said before still count?"
“It has to count!!
Brother, I still say the same thing, from now on I will take care of all the chickens and ducks you raise. You can pull off as many as you want and give them to me, and I will eat them all for you.
Brother, I am not bragging, but now I just need to tell others that my chickens and ducks were raised by Brother Lychee Li Bu. You don’t care whether the chickens and ducks were raised on feed or free-range. People will definitely rush to get them.
This is what my daughter said, what is it? It seems to be some kind of celebrity effect, right? It should be this..." Hearing that Li Bu, a famous person, even raised chickens and ducks,
The owner of the delicatessen was stunned for a moment, then immediately nodded to express that his previous promise would definitely count.
After hearing what the deli owner said, Li Bu immediately smiled and threw the finished chicken bones into the trash can. Then he took out his wallet to pay for the roasted chicken and duck, and nodded with a smile.
"Okay, then it's settled. I'll take the chickens and ducks back now. When they can be released from the cage, I'll tell you in advance and you'll arrange how to ship them..."
"No problem, as long as it's the chickens and ducks you raise, I will buy them from you at other people's retail prices on the market.
I have arranged for you how many brothers you have, but when the time comes, you have to get me some photos of eating chicken in the store and hang them on the wall for publicity, haha... walk slowly." See Li Bu.
When he was about to go back, the owner of the delicatessen did not stay with him. After smiling and saying that he would take care of the chickens and ducks he raised, he waved and watched them leave.
Today's day down the mountain was quite busy for Li Bu.
First, I got stuck while buying cigarettes and alcohol, then the DMV took out my driver's license, the van was impounded and towed away, then I went to the hatchery to buy chickens and ducks, and finally I had to deal with the owner of the delicatessen.
Fortunately, after dealing with the owner of the delicatessen, Li Bu was finally relieved and could drive his new car up the mountain and go home without hesitation.
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God doesn't like beauty very much.
Just when Li Bu and the others were about to return to the village, Li Bu and the others encountered another accident on the way.
The female anchor named Shuangxi and her friend, because they could not find the correct way up the mountain, were so tired that they lay down on the road, collapsed and cried...