"Very good, you are good soldiers of General Bu. Today we will defeat those big boys and become the boss of Lijia Village. We raise the sword in our hands and charge!"
After shouting "Come on" with high fighting spirit, Xiao Xiaobu immediately looked at Liu Shaoqiang's incredible eyes, riding a white wolf with a big yellow dog, and leading a dozen children holding toy guns and toy swords in a mighty and mighty manner.
He rushed towards the village committee in a daze.
The villagers in Lijia Village have recently become accustomed to Xiao Xiaobu leading a group of children all day long and trying to rebel against the older children, so when they saw them rushing over, not only did they not stop them, but they were all happy.
to make way for these large troops.
"Can these little ones be able to beat those children? Even I can beat those children. After my cousin comes over, will he give them away to be beaten in vain?" Seeing that Xiao Xiaobu was really serious.
Liu Xiaoqiang, who was not very relieved, followed him secretly after he brought some people and horses to help him.
At the same time, there were about a dozen older children at the village committee who had already received Xiao Xiaobu’s secret letters. Some of the older children were actually just younger children than Li Xiaowang and the others.
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At this time, they were also taking a big dog and toy knives, neatly waiting for the arrival of Xiaobu and others in the open space of the village committee.
The leader of this group of older children is a snot-nosed boy who is chewing a lollipop and leading a big black male dog... If Liu Xiaoqiang were here at this time, he would definitely be surprised to find that this bastard
The guy with a snotty nose is actually the kid who gave him a black eye before.
As if he sensed something, Sniffy Baby immediately put on his toy helmet, then jumped on the back of the big male dog, raised the toy sword in his hand and shouted: "Brothers, Xiao Xiaobu is my junior brother, but
This guy is uneducated and has no skills. He spends all his time picking up little girls. He is also hostile to us and wants to defeat me so that he can become a senior brother.
I summoned you here today, firstly, to capture my little junior brother and help my master teach him a lesson so that he will not get involved with others in the future. Secondly, after defeating him, I want him to hand over the rebels hiding in his house.
The thief is coming.
Brothers, we are the first team in Lijia Village, and we are going to fight Xiao Xiaobu’s team now. Are you afraid? Do you dare to fight with me!!"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid... Go, go, go! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid... Fight, fight, fight!! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid... Kill, kill, kill!!" I heard.
As for Snot Baby, the dozen or so little kids behind him immediately started shouting the war song of Lijiacun.
After seeing that his friends were all supporting him, Sniffles immediately rode on the big black dog, and then rushed towards Li Bu and his family, shouting loudly: "Defeat Xiao Bu, capture the traitor, rush."
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"Defeat Xiao Xiaobu, defeat the traitor, and charge the duck!!" Under the amused eyes of everyone in Lijia Village, Sniffy Baby led his team and rushed towards Xiao Xiaobu and the others, and they quickly
Met.
After meeting, Little Bu immediately waved his toy sword and shouted loudly to the big yellow dog: "Big Yellow God of War, charge me with ducks and defeat the opponent's black general, otherwise he will steal your little white wife."
Oh, to protect my wife and children!!"
Woof woof woof... woof woof woof... woof woof woof... Following Xiao Xiaobu's order, the big yellow dog without anyone immediately rushed directly towards Snivelli and the others.
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Seeing that the situation was not good, Sniffle Kid quickly let go of his big black dog and rolled to the side. Then everyone stopped together to watch the battle between the big yellow dog and the big black dog.
The reason why the big yellow dog was attracted by the white wolf and became a companion is because it is the dog king in the village and its only choice.
Therefore, facing the attack of the big yellow dog, the king of dogs, the big black dog could not hold on for a few times before being bitten by the big yellow dog and running away in embarrassment.
When Little Boo saw his big yellow dog defeating the opponent's big black dog, he immediately jumped off the white wolf, raised his toy sword and rushed towards Snotlout, and shouted while rushing back; "Your black general has been killed."
Our Rhubarb God of War has been defeated, so surrender to me, brothers, rush me, fight me!!"
It all seemed dramatic at first.
It seemed like there was a script for them to perform.
It looks like a kid's house, very noisy.
But after Little Boo jumped off the white wolf, everything started to get serious, because Little Boo and Snotlout really got into a fight.
Sniveling Babies and the others relied on their height advantage to grab the hair of Xiao Xiao Bu and the others, making each one look like a chicken coop.
Xiao Xiaobu and the others took advantage of their large number of people, and four or five people attacked one at a time. Using brute force and numbers, they pinned Snotlout and the others to the ground and hammered them.
However, the final result was as usual, both sides suffered losses. Everyone was in a state of embarrassment and retreated in defeat, threatening to meet again for a fight next time.
"Little Bu didn't win the battle. You can't do this. Your team is too loose. You have to practice team offense. You can't fight on the street like this!!" The villagers said about these little guys' fights.
They have become accustomed to it, so the big guys did not stop them, but instead smiled and gave them some fighting skills and suggestions.
Xiao Xiaobu, who was covered in sweat, just smiled and did not answer everyone's suggestions.
Then he led a large group of little guys to the canteen that had just opened in the village and shouted: "Boss lady, give milk to my brothers, one box of milk for each one. I have money, give it to you, and serve them all."
alright...."
"Hey, my young master, you really think that you are going back to ancient times and that you are a swinger, hahaha... But take the milk, and the things that will be on the fifth day of the year this year, your dad
I have paid for everyone." The proprietress came from another village, but she also knew Xiao Xiaobu, so she also liked this fun and naughty little guy.
Seeing that the landlady didn't ask for his money, Xiao Xiaobu stuffed the money he took out into his crotch and hid it.
Later, after all his friends got the milk, he went home to find Liu Xiaoqiang in a state of embarrassment.
Liu Xiaoqiang, who was hiding in the dark and watched the battle just now, asked a little embarrassedly when he saw Xiao Xiaobu and the others coming back, "Cousin, are you okay? Were you injured anywhere?"
"Biaoguo, this time things are a bit tricky. The reward you gave me is not enough. You have to give me more money. Look at how badly each of my brothers was beaten.
If you can give me more, I will summon more people tomorrow and I will definitely capture them for you, so that they will take a detour when they see you in the future!!" Xiaobu, who didn't have anything to do at all, said
After finding Liu Xiaoqiang, he immediately asked his friends to pretend to be pitiful, and then started treating Liu Xiaoqiang miserably.
After seeing the battle situation and feeling that Xiao Xiaobu was really fighting Liu Xiaoqiang, after feeling guilty for a while, he reluctantly handed all the money he had left to Xiao Xiaobu.
After Xiao Xiaobu took the money, he immediately happily took his friends to settle down. He said he was settling in, but in fact he was just going to share the spoils with the previous snot baby and the others.
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You understood correctly, those Snivellies were actors hired by Xiao Xiao Bu, and their battles were also staged, and all of this was just because Xiao Xiao Bu fell in love with Liu Shaoqiang's money.
But there are two things that are true, the Snotlout Baby is really Xiao Xiaobu’s senior brother, and Liu Shaoqiang was really beaten with a black eye by the Snotlout Boy...