[15] I don't seem to have done anything that people and gods are angry about.
"Bastard Li, I have already bought your movie ticket. If you dare to post short videos to hurt us again, I will be the girlfriend of you, this big bastard, and then I will ask you to go there eighteen times a night.
, I’ll squeeze you to death, you big bastard, Fake!!”
"Fake Li, I have already bought your movie tickets. If you dare to post short videos to hurt us again, we will scold you as a bastard to death, and you are not allowed to hurt us.
, please let him be a handsome dog quietly, and let him live well with Alice Sabai, Fuck!!"
Seeing the people who bought the tickets scolding him, Li Bu was so frightened that he didn't dare to go to the cinema to make an unannounced visit. He directly pulled Jack away and said seriously, "Hey, these people are scolding Fake at the same time.
The people who pay for the box office of my movie are really cute... Let’s go to a theater further away and not disturb these lovely people.”
As for whether Li Bu had done something that was outrageous to both humans and gods, Jack did not think about it or answer his words. Instead, he smiled and drove him to another cinema that was relatively close to here.
But after arriving at this cinema, Li Bu became a little embarrassed again.
Why? Because there were more people queuing up to buy tickets and recording videos to criticize him in this theater than in the one just now, and it was more serious.
The team was more than twice as long as the previous one, and there were more than twice as many people scolding him.
In addition to these, there is another big highlight at the entrance of this theater, that is, there is a mountain of paper towels at the entrance, which are marked with one dollar each, and those who bought tickets, almost everyone
They would buy one before going to the theater, and some even bought two or three.
Seeing this bright spot, Li Bu immediately asked Jack with a look of helplessness; "Jack, do you think that the sponsorship fees I collected from those paper towel companies were a little low? I always feel like I am at a disadvantage."
"It should be quite a lot. After all, you are not like other celebrities who only accept one, but you directly accept fifty." Speaking of Li Bu's tissue sponsors, Jack immediately felt a little speechless.
Come on, when other people's celebrities endorse things, they can only endorse one of them, and neither of them is allowed. This boss of his own is better, he directly got sponsorship from more than 50 tissue companies.
"That's right. I bought fifty pieces. I can't compare prices with others who only bought one. After all, rare things are rare. Hahaha, by the way, let's buy tickets and go to the movie." He smiled and took out a lot of tissues.
After the sponsorship incident, Li Bu immediately took Jack to queue up to buy movie tickets.
And just when Li Bu and Jack were waiting in line to buy tickets, a dark fat man suddenly turned around and looked at Li Bu and asked him with a provocative look on his face: "Hey, brother, let me see how you behave with that guy."
Fa Ke Li looks so similar. Tell me honestly, are you a relative or brother of Fa Ke Li??"
Li Bu is only 1.77cm tall, while the fat black man opposite him is nearly 1.85m tall.
Li Bu weighs about 150 kilograms, while the fat black man opposite him is estimated to weigh about 150 kilograms.
Therefore, Li Bu at this time looked like a primary school student in front of a high school student in front of the black fat man. Li Bu looked like a primary school student, and the black fat man looked like a high school student.
However, although he was not as tall or as heavy as the other party, Li Bu did not have the slightest fear. He just looked at the fat man and said, "Hey, brother, don't be like this, don't make us both uncomfortable."
,OK!!”
"Fake Li, you are Fake Li, right? You bastard, you bastard, you bitch, what the hell did you make a short video? Do you know that you made me cry!!
I warned you not to post your third video, and you actually sent me the fourth and fifth videos. You look down on me, don't you?" Seeing Li Bu speak, he didn't act like the United States.
The people around him were also very aggressive, but on the contrary, they were very humble, so the fat black man, thinking that Li Bu was easy to bully, walked up to Li Bu and started yelling.
Seeing the fat black man pushing back, Jack pulled up his sleeves and prepared to go forward to fight, but was held back by Li Bu.
After Li Bu grabbed Jack, he looked at the fat man again with a calm expression and said, "Hey, brother, we don't have such a need at all, so please don't bring unnecessary trouble to both of us, okay?"
"Fa Ke, you bastard, let's have a fight with Fake Li. Come on, kids, come on... boom!!" Seeing that Li Bu never dared to get angry with him, the fat man thought that Li Bu
He was really easy to bully, so he was no longer satisfied with just using his mouth, so he directly attacked Li Bu.
It's just that he clearly remembered that he just pushed Li Bu for a while, but in the end, he heard a sound of... hey... oh... ha...
After that, he immediately lost consciousness, fell to the ground without knowing anything, and passed out.
But unlike the black fat man, when people around him saw Li Bu knocking down such a big fat man with one punch, everyone admired him so much. They all shouted Chinese Kung Fu, Chinese Kung Fu is so amazing.
Yes, I ran up to take photos with Li Bu.
He was so arrogant that he ignored those people's requests to take photos and photos, so Li Bu poked Fat Black Man somewhere on his face, and then Fat Black Man woke up with a frightened look on his face.
And when he opened his eyes, he saw Li Bu squatting down and looking at him, so the worried fat man was so frightened that he peed his pants, and he turned around and ran away in embarrassment while leaking water.
Wetting pants.
Looking at the fat black man walking away, Li Bu first waved his hand, then looked at Jack and asked, "Jack, will my actions just now bring us some unnecessary trouble?"
"Sir, please send me some of the videos you just recorded. Thank you."
After hearing what Li Bu said, Jack first went up to ask a man who had recorded the video to ask for the video. Then he shook his phone and smiled at Li Bu, "Now we don't have any trouble at all. Let's go and buy movie tickets."
Let’s go watch a movie.”
Hearing Jack's words, Li Bu nodded first, then smiled and waved to the crowd around him, and then directly followed Jack to buy movie tickets, popcorn and tissues and started to enter the theater, waiting for the loyal dog Ba.
The public screening has gone.
What Li Bu didn't know was that the fat black man he had just beaten would become a very famous talk show host many years later, and his talk show was not only popular in the United States, but also very popular in China.
And one of his most popular talk show videos in China is undoubtedly the video "Never Fight with Asians".
But when everyone laughed and watched his video, no one knew that the talk show he made up was not actually made up, but his real experience.
There was a painful experience when he was young because he was too arrogant and provoked the Chinese people, so he was flattened, punched to the ground and wet his pants.
[The writer said: If you don’t have a sense of empathy, you can go to Toutiao today and search for [Never fight with Asians] and then you can see this fat black man’s self-deprecating talk show many years later.]