"Are you really sure you want to go in and watch Booth Lee's movie? Have you forgotten what happened to Hachiko, the loyal dog??"
"I just want the same effect as when I watched the loyal dog Hachiko. Just think about having someone in the cinema cry with you. What a joyful scene it is!"
"I came to watch it after hearing that it was a horror movie. As you know, I have recently fallen in love. I want to have a further relationship with the girl I like, so I will accompany you to try this Jaws first.
It’s not scary enough, hey hey hey.”
"Then let's go in. I hope Booth Lee's movie will be as successful as his loyal dog Hachiko. But this time we go in, do we need to bring some tissues?"
"Are you kidding? We are all young people. Besides sharks, there is nothing to be afraid of. I caught a great white shark last time I went fishing, so there is nothing to be afraid of. Let's go in.
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Because Jaws is labeled as a horror movie, you can see it everywhere at the entrance of major theaters in the United States. Some young men and women deliberately skip work or school and come to line up to buy tickets to attend the screening of Li Bu's Jaws.
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Of course, the purposes of these people are not unified. Some of them want to see whether the movie is scary or not, so that they can take their girlfriends to watch it. Some of them want to watch it with the intention of complaining about Li Bu, but most of them want to see it.
People still come to see it with love for Li Bu.
At 1:30 in the afternoon, the national premiere of Jaws was about to begin, and at this time Li Bu held Li Yanmei's hand and walked slowly onto the stage in a theater in New York.
"Hello everyone, I am Booth Lee. I am very happy to see you lovely people at the premiere of Jaws. I also want to thank you for coming to support me. I love you!!" After walking on the stage, Li
Bu immediately let go of Li Yanmei's hand, picked up the microphone and greeted the already full audience.
After hearing Li Bu's greeting, the audience immediately shouted loudly to him: "We are not happy to see you at all, because you are so stupid. You only have one movie in a month, and our pockets are almost empty."
!!”
"Ahem, cough, cough... everyone has misunderstood our Booth Lee, because our Booth Lee is the editor and investor of this movie, and I am the director, hehehe." The audience said to Li Bu
While he was shouting, the director of Jaws, Anderke Spora, slowly walked down from the stage and came up to explain to Li Bu.
After explaining that Li Bu was not the director, Anderke Spora then looked at the audience, waved and said hello, "Hello everyone, I am Anderke Spora, the director of Jaws. I am very happy that everyone can come to see what I direct."
movie Jaws, and I hope everyone will like this movie."
"We are here for Booth Lee. We don't care who is the director or the starring role. What we want is Booth Lee's work. As long as it is his work, we will watch it.
And in the end, even if it looks good, we will always find excuses to scold him. If it doesn’t look good, we will scold him directly. Anyway, we just love scolding him while paying for his works. Don’t ask why, we just like it.
Of course, we have just had fun with it, and we will not be stupid enough to challenge him. After all, he is a werewolf who really accepts the challenge, hahaha..." The audience at the scene did not buy Andersk Bora's words.
Shan, they ignored his words and shouted directly at Li Bu.
Not only the director, but also the male pig's trotters, female pig's knuckles, male supporting actors, and female supporting actors who came in later were treated ruthlessly and differently by the audience.
At the same time, these directors and actors also completely understood that the packed audience was not here for them, but all for Li Bu.
When Li Bu saw that the audience was so disrespectful to the male pig's trotters and the female pig's trotters, he immediately joked angrily to the audience: "I seriously suspect that there is something wrong with your vision. Don't you like such beautiful beauties as the female pig's trotters? To be honest,
If I hadn't married a wife, I would..."
"If you don't have a wife, what are you? What are you? Tell me about it?" After hearing Li Bu's words, Li Yanmei, who could communicate in normal English, immediately reached out and grabbed Li Bu's hand.
He stared at him and asked, causing the audience to burst into laughter.
"You are just a bunch of guys who love to watch the fun!!"
After a few words of disdain for the audience, Li Bu quickly grabbed Li Yanmei's hand, and then led the Jaws crew members off the stage while pointing at the big screen and laughing: "You are so disrespectful, then we will just
Now that I can scare you with a movie, let’s start watching the movie!!”
As Li Bu finished speaking, the lights in the venue immediately dimmed, and the movie Jaws immediately started playing on the big screen.
The beginning of the movie was a burst of pure music with some weirdness, and then there was a scene of a bunch of people warming up and drinking at the beach at night. Then a man and a woman looked at each other, and then quietly left the crowd.
One after another, people ran towards the seaside.
Moreover, after the girl came to the beach, she still took off her clothes and ran towards the sea, while the boy chased her, taking off his pants and running after her.
However, because the pants were too small and he was already drunk, he failed to take them off smoothly.
After that, the girl jumped into the sea and swam first, while the boy was so drunk that he had no choice but to lie down and play on the beach and continued to take off his pants on the shore.
Then the girl was swimming well in the sea, and suddenly she seemed to be pulled by something. Then she was pulled by that thing, screaming, and headed towards the warning light in the sea. Finally,
It was directly pulled into the water by the thing in the sea and disappeared.
The boy, because he was drunk, lay directly on the beach. After trying to take off his pants for a while, he fell directly on the beach and fell asleep.
Then the scene switched to the policeman's home. The scene was a bit warm. The couple stood up from the bed a little tired, as if they had a fierce battle last night. At the same time, it was a bit dull, and there was his naughty son.
, and accidentally hurt my hand.
But all this soon became unimportant. The police received a call at home, a call saying that someone was missing at the beach. Then because of his duties, he had to leave home early and could not even accompany his wife for breakfast.
After eating with the children, he hurriedly said goodbye to them and drove towards the scene of the incident.
After arriving at the scene of the incident, the police learned about what happened and chatted with the boy from last night. However, they could no longer chat for a long time. A police colleague found a man not far from the beach where the incident occurred.
There was a pile of broken corpses, and this broken corpse belonged to the missing girl, and there were a bunch of crabs eating meat on it, which looked very disgusting.
When they saw this, the audience in the cinema gradually began to insert themselves into the plot.
Then there were no more sounds of eating popcorn, drinking Coke, or eating fried chicken in the cinema. There were only sounds of nervousness and tight breathing. Everyone was waiting with anticipation and a little fear.