【50】This year's seaside tourism will enter a cold winter
In Jaws, towards the end of the play.
Li Bu quietly left the director and the pig's feet behind, and took Li Yanmei away first, because he was afraid that if he didn't leave, he would be scolded by the audience again.
Just as Li Bu expected, he had just quietly left with Li Yanmei, and the audience who reacted immediately began to look for him as the culprit.
"Booth Lee, you bastard, after we watched your Jaws movie, what are our summer plans for this year? Are you going to let us stay at home and play in the water?"
"It's so scary. After watching this movie, I don't even want to go to the beach. I feel scared now when I see the water. Scary Booth Lee. The dog movie made us cry to death. Now shoot the shark."
But you scared us to death, do we have a grudge against you?"
"Booth Lee, we strongly urge you to shoot people in your next movie, and no more animals. The movies you made about animals are too extreme. One of them made us cry to death, and the other scared us to death.
Yeah, if you make a few more movies like this, we won’t even dare to touch animals anymore.”
"Yes, Booth Lee, we strongly request that in your next movie, you shoot people, shoot people, and stop shooting animals that scare and harass people. And we think you can also make movies about people very well."
Wonderful, just like those movies you made in China are wonderful!!"
"Hey, where is Booth Lee? Where did Booth Lee go? This hateful bastard must have known that we were going to attack him, so he ran away secretly in advance. This hateful guy always makes people love him like this.
Hate again, Fake Lee!!”
Just as the audience was shouting Li Bu's name, director Anders Poula led several male and female pig trotters onto the stage, smiled and bowed to everyone, "Thank you all for staying and watching."
Now that we have finished our work, do you like this Jaws?"
"It's great to watch, very exciting, we are all looking forward to the next one!!" "It's very exciting, we all like it!!"
"This movie is super good. Maybe when your next one is released, don't choose it before summer. After watching your movie, we won't be able to go out to the beach in the summer."
"Yes, when your next Jaws comes out, it must be after summer. Otherwise, after watching your movie, we won't dare to go to the beach at all!!"
Bang bang bang bang... bang bang bang bang... Although the original intention of watching this movie was to support Li Bu and find an opportunity to scold Li Bu.
But what I have to say is that the movie Jaws set a precedent and became the first shark movie in an American blockbuster.
And it was still so exciting, so this time the audience was no longer stingy. Everyone gave the director and actors on stage warm applause and cheers.
Hearing the applause and cheers of the audience, although the director and the leading actors were very happy, they were also miserable at this time; "We are just a group of workers, and other people's scripts are directly drawn into comic versions. I
If we dare to procrastinate, we will probably be dragged to feed the fishes, so we chose to shoot this after summer. The slave family doesn’t dare to decide, we have no decision-making power!!”
Of course, they didn't dare to say these words. At this time, they could only bow and thank the audience; "Thank you again for watching. If you have a girlfriend, hurry home and take it with you."
Come and watch it together, maybe you will get better by watching it. Bye, thank you again for your love."
After finishing speaking, Andersbola took the leading actors and began to leave the stage and the cinema, and then led by the staff to the premiere reception of Jaws.
At the same time, Li Bu and Li Yanmei, who had left early, were already sitting at a dining table at the reception with four bosses from the three major film and television companies and the production company, John, Anders, Gade, and Andy.
It's up there.
"Here, let's drink to our first collaboration!!" After everything was ready on the dining table, Anders first picked up the wine glass and drank a glass of Jaws' first collaboration with the others.
"Cheers." Everyone at the table picked up their wine glasses and clinked them lightly. Since they were just drinking wine, everyone including Li Yanmei chose to toast.
After toasting, Andy, one of the bosses of the three major film and television companies, started cutting the steak, and then smiled directly and asked Li Bu: "Booth Lee, your last movie had a global box office of
7.2 billion U.S. dollars, how much box office do you think we can get for your movie?"
"I'm not sure about this, but judging from your layout today, our premiere today should be able to exceed the box office of 300 million US dollars.
But if you dare to be more ruthless, maybe our movie will still have the potential to exceed one billion." Hearing Andy's question, Li Bu didn't try to please him very much.
After casually exchanging the steak he had cut with Li Yanmei, he replied to Andy casually, just like having a party with old friends at home.
The movie Jaws used all new actors, and the props can be used continuously, so the approximate investment for the first movie was less than 10 million US dollars.
Therefore, if the box office can exceed one billion as Li Bu said, then investors like them will definitely make a lot of money.
How can we not be active when faced with something that can make money?
So John, Anders, Gade, and Andy immediately looked at Li Bu and asked expectantly: "Is there any way to make our box office exceed one billion? As long as it is not too unreasonable, we can
It’s not like we can’t think about it…”
"What are you thinking? Everyone calls me bastard Li and you really think I am a bastard. But before I talk about this, can I ask if the four of you run a beach hotel or something?"
Despite the expectations of the four of them, Li Bu wasn't nervous at all. He cut the steak elegantly and looked at the four of them calmly and asked.
After hearing Li Bu's words, John, Anders, and Gaide all shook their heads and said that they did not run that thing.
But Andy nodded and replied to Li Bu: "None of the three of them run a restaurant, but I work in a restaurant on the seaside, but the business is not very good. I can only make some money in the summer.
, the rest of the time is unprofitable, why do you ask?"
"Looking at the way you don't feel distressed, your property must not be big anymore. If it's not big, then it doesn't matter if it loses money for a year..."
After replying to Andy with a smile, Li Bu told the four big bosses about his publicity plan; "There are quite a few shark attacks on people. We have recently hired someone to collect those shark attacks on people."
Documents, photos, videos, and interviews with people who have been attacked by sharks.
After that, if you spend 10 million U.S. dollars on publicity, I want small video websites, newspapers, TV stations, etc. all over the United States to show the story of sharks attacking people on the beach during this period.
At that time, our Jaws movie was the first time that a flower girl got on a sedan chair, and it was also the first time for everyone to watch it, so everyone will definitely flock to watch our movie.
Of course, this also has a bad impact, and this impact is that this year’s seaside tourism industry in the United States will usher in a huge... cold winter!!"