[65] I am afraid that if I go back now, I will be beaten to death
Dududu... Li Yanmei was dumbfounded when she saw the phone was hung up.
The two of them had obviously just returned from the United States in the morning, and Li Bu had taken Xiao Xiao Bu and Ran Ran to school just now. However, when he called them now, he said that he had taken his two children to discuss business.
Who can't see such an obvious escape? Li Yanmei is not a fool. How could she not know that what Li Bu is doing at this moment is completely absconding in fear of crime!!
"Damn, damn, that guy actually fled out of fear of crime. I said, why did I just see the little white dog outside wagging its tail? It turns out that bastard was eavesdropping outside just now. Huh, damn bastard!!"
After muttering a few words angrily, Li Yanmei looked directly at Jiao Mengyu and said with a serious face: "Look, Li Bu has already fled in fear of crime, so you should honestly explain and admit it, huh."
"Didn't he tell you that he was on a business trip? Why did he abscond in fear of crime when he came to your place?
Besides, he is your husband, why can't you trust him? He should...well, he is that kind of person, but he is that kind of person, so it has nothing to do with me." Face to face.
Despite Li Yanmei's directness, Jiao Mengyu still looked at her calmly and said with a smile.
"So calm, maybe it's not that bastard Li Bu's fault. It shouldn't be. If that guy Li Bu hadn't done bad things, he wouldn't have fled in fear of crime."
"Hey, this big star doesn't seem to be very easy to fool, so why don't I just give her a real one? I'll just take her child's hair and make a show of it?"
After muttering a few words in her heart, Li Yanmei walked directly to the stroller of the four little guys, pretended to take a piece of hair and put it in her pocket and said, "Although, I can't do it for them and Li Bu in person now."
I am firm, but they can do a kinship test with my sons, hehehe..."
"Do it, I don't mind if you do it, but I think you are bored. I just used your husband as a shield. Why are you holding on to this topic and holding on to me like this?
By the way, how much did your face cost in the United States? It must have cost a lot of money to make it so well done and so beautiful, right??" After pretending to be calm and replying to Li Yanmei a few words again, Jiao Mengyu said
Changing the subject, he asked if Li Yanmei had undergone plastic surgery.
Hearing Jiao Mengyu's words, Li Yanmei immediately forgot who Jiao Mengyu's child was.
She immediately stepped forward angrily, put Jiao Mengyu's hand on her face and said, "Pinch it, pinch it, see if I have plastic surgery."
Really, it’s only been a while since I returned to the village, and all of you are telling me that I’ve had plastic surgery. You simply don’t want to see me!!
Humph, haven’t I just lost a little weight, my figure has improved a little by practicing yoga, and I’ve become a little whiter without being exposed to the sun. As for everyone talking about me, huh, I’m so angry!!”
"Okay, okay...I was wrong, I was wrong. As an apology, can I come and practice yoga with you in the future??
I haven't practiced for a long time. When I finish confinement, I will come to practice with you every day, okay?" Seeing that Li Yanmei had been diverted by him, Jiao Mengyu immediately pursued Li Yanmei and turned to a more biased topic.
It's on top.
Seeing that Jiao Mengyu trusted her so quickly, Li Yanmei immediately happily shared with her: "Mengyu, you know, it's super boring in the United States. People there are not fun at all, and they hug each other all the time.
and kissing, which made me almost afraid to go out to participate in activities with Li Bu.
But fortunately, since Li Bu went to WWE and had a fight with that Edge, no one dared to ask me for a hug or anything. They were all frightened by Li Bu’s tyrant. They all smile when they see me now.
He nodded as a greeting.
But even so, I was still quite bored there. Whenever Li Bu went out to film, I could only play with Avril Lavigne. I stayed in the villa all day walking with her, practicing yoga with her, and talking to her.
It only took me half a year to learn English...my English is already level 10."
"Oh, it's not easy for you to learn English to Level 10 in half a year, but you should be able to understand and speak, but you just can't understand.
Also, it’s more fun for me to raise a baby here than it is for you outside. I witnessed the battle of the century between your brother and Xiao Xiao Bu, and I also watched Xiao Xiao Bu pit Li Bu’s nephew’s money. It’s so fun for the little guy.
Woolen cloth.
And when I have nothing to do, I can still go shopping and eat delicious food with Ming Yun. Anyway, it is during this time that I can live a normal life." Seeing that Li Yanmei had been successfully led astray.
After that, Jiao Mengyu chatted directly with Li Yanmei about her happy time in Lijiacun.
"Well, I haven't really learned how to read text. I can just communicate with people normally, but if I talk a lot, I will still be a little nervous.
By the way, how can my brother and Xiaobu have a fight of the century? A big man of about 1.8 meters and a little boy of five or six years old, can they really fight?" He smiled and admitted that he was not very good at it yet.
After reading the English version, Li Yanmei asked out of curiosity that the battle of the century between Li Xiaohu and Xiao Xiaobu was coming.
After hearing Li Yanmei's question, Jiao Mengyu, who knew that Li Bu's incident was over today, immediately told Li Yanmei in an exaggerated way how Xiao Xiao Bu planned to capture Li Xiaohu, and then how he framed Li Xiaohu.
It was so exciting that Li Yanmei immediately threw her child to Xiao Mingyun and turned into a fan audience.
And Li Yanmei was just as Jiao Mengyu expected. After being chatted and nonsense by her, she immediately forgot about Li Bu. Even when she pushed the little ones home for dinner at noon, she had already forgotten about Li Bu.
Bu has already fled in fear of crime.
On the other hand, Li Bu fled to the capital. As soon as he left the airport, he took the two little guys and got into Wang Xiaochen's luxury car, and then cried to him: "Xiao Chen, this man really can't get married too early.
Once you get married, you really have no freedom, and it’s easy to get into trouble..."
"Little Bu, of course, it's been a long time no see, my little cuties." Wang Xiaochen, who was sitting in the car, smiled and hugged the two little guys before giving Li Bu a slap in the face and said, "
You already have five children, and you still talk nonsense!!"
"It's not five, it's already nine. If nothing else happens, there will be eleven by the end of the year. Hey, a football team has been born!!" After gently pushing away Wang Xiaochen's five fingers,
, Li Bu looked out the window with a lonely look on his face and sighed.
After hearing Li Bu's words, Wang Xiaochen looked at him with disgust and said, "As long as I cook a few more dishes, you won't be so drunk. My sister-in-law has given birth to four children for you, plus Xiao Xiaobu."
There are only five, where did you get eleven?"
"Xiao Xiaobu's mother is pregnant again, and they are twins. Then the queen Jiao Mengyu, she gave birth to four children, and they are also mine... Hey, I can only take refuge here recently.
, because I'm afraid that I will be beaten to death if I go back now." When he mentioned that Jiao Mengyu's child was his, Li Bu's face was really helpless. Although this child was what he wanted, he could not bear the crime.