"I, Li Bu, am a master of fishing. I will never lose to a little kid."
"You must know that I am an entertainment naughty boy. Anything that can entertain me, Li Bu, is not good at it."
"My current loss to the little guy is temporary. Maybe there is a big fish under my fishing rod. It is often more troublesome for the big fish to eat the hook, so what I have to do now is to wait, wait, wait for my big fish to slowly
Take the bait."
"Then when my big fish takes the bait, those people watching the excitement in the live broadcast room should not dare to say that I lost to my nephew, right?"
"Also, this little guy, Xiao Wang, is a little nervous. If I catch a big fish later, I will let him eat the small fish he caught by himself. Calling me uncle will not work by then, huh."
After hypnotizing himself in his mind, Li Bu took off the hat from his head, held the fishing rod in one hand, and returned the hat to Shuangxi with the other hand, saying, "Shuangxi, don't look at me floating motionless. In fact, there is something underneath."
Big fish are waiting for you to take the bait, I’m not going to lie to you..."
The eldest brother of Xiaoshuangxi's family [Oh my gosh, I'm still not convinced that I lost to my nephew. My family has made a bet. I'll bet a hundred roses. Brother Lychee's fishhook has no earthworms anymore. Who dares to come?
Bet with me??]
Life of water material [Is there any need to place a bet? You are sure to win, okay? Just look at the fish caught by his nephew. They are all such small fish. His earthworms must have been eaten up.
Otherwise, how could there be no movement for so long?】
I am Brother Lychee’s eldest brother. [This is not necessarily true. Maybe Brother Lychee is very powerful and learned from Jiang Taigong’s wisher to take the bait. What if an unexpected big fish bites his hook later?
What can we do...but I choose to bet one hundred 666 on Brother Lychee not being able to catch any fish.】
Xiaoshuangxi, I won’t slap you today [Hey, Brother Litchi is really bad. Could this guy be a cat, born to be unable to catch fish? I believe now that his fishhook has no earthworms.
Speaking of which, I believe that he is a cat and cannot catch fish.】
If you fall in love and leave, can you look back? [Let's play a big game. I'll bet ten koi carp. If there are fish on brother Li Zhi's hook, I will reward ten koi carp. If the fishhook is empty, I will reward you with ten koi carps.
If so, it’s up to you to reward me. Do you dare to bet with me?】
A slight smile scares people to death [We are not fools, why should we bet with you knowing that we will definitely lose? Let’s ask the little sisters of Shuangxi to call Brother Litchi to pick up the fishing rod and take a look.]
"Is it really like what you said, Brother Lychee is a cat and can't catch fish?
But why don't you reach an agreement on your bet? I've always wanted to see you slaying a hundred koi at once. I heard you're so handsome."
After acting coquettishly in front of the live broadcast room, Huang Xiaoli fixed the live broadcast equipment, walked up to Li Bu and pointed at his fishing rod and said: "Brother Li Bu, the fans in the live broadcast room said that your fishing rod has been missing for so long.
Move it, maybe the earthworms on your hook have been eaten..."
"How can I be eaten up without even moving? Most of the fans in the live broadcast room are city people. They don't fish. They don't understand. Don't believe them. They just don't want me to catch big fish."
The fish are coming..." Li Bu, who couldn't catch the fish, was now like a stone in the pit, smelly and hard, and refused to believe anyone's words.
However, before he could finish his words, Li Xiaowang, who pulled up another crucian carp, interrupted him with a smile and said, "Uncle, there are more small fish here, so your fishing rod hasn't fished for so long.
Move, the earthworms must have been eaten..."
"It's impossible, it's not true, is it really like this?"
Li Bu could still choose not to believe what Huang Xiaoli and the others said, but he still had some trust in his nephew who was always fishing with his father. Of course, at this time, he was still stubborn and refused to admit it.
But seeing what Li Xiaowang had said, Li Bu, although he didn't want to admit it, still took his fishing rod and pulled the fishhook out of the water.
However, to everyone's surprise, Li Bu's fishhook was not empty, but caught a big snail.
When he saw the snail on his hook, Li Bu was embarrassed for a while and immediately emphasized to Huang Xiaoli, "Did you see it? Did you see it? I didn't hook it empty, I caught something."
Although this snail is not a fish, how many people can catch this thing? Have you ever caught it? Have you ever caught it? Have you ever caught it?
You’ve never fished before, so you should just admit the fact that I’m an expert at fishing. After all, catching snails is such a glorious thing, but not everyone can do it.”
Hearing Li Bu's words, the fans in the live broadcast room went crazy again. Countless replies were scrolling wildly, until Huang Xiaoli couldn't even see who was who and what was said to whom.
And just when the subtitles in the live broadcast room were scrolling fiercely, Shuangxi, who had never caught a fish like Li Bu, suddenly took the fishing rod and pulled hard.
Then Shuangxi immediately looked at the big crucian carp that he pulled ashore with surprise, and shouted happily: "Yeah, yeah! Xiaoli, I caught a fish, Brother Li Bu, I caught a fish, Xiao Wang, look at sister
I caught a fish, yeah yeah, I’m so happy!!”
The eldest brother of Xiaoshuangxi's family [Let me go, my little Shuangxi has caught fish, and brother Litchi, a fishing expert, is still playing with snails. Hey, brother Litchi, do you want to be like others and become a snail girl? 】
Life with Water [Brother Lychee, now even Xiao Shuangxi, who has never touched a fishing rod before, has caught fish. You are a little bit incompetent as a fishing expert!!]
I am Brother Litchi’s eldest brother [Yes, Brother Litchi, didn’t you say that you are a master of fishing? Why are you still playing with snails when even this cute little girl Xiao Shuangxi has caught fish? 】
Xiao Shuang Xi, I won’t slap you today [Hey, poor Brother Lychee, I just boasted about being a fishing expert in Haikou, but in reality I was slapped in the face. Now I really want to see Brother Lychee take the snails home.
, the way I looked when I told my sister-in-law that this was my harvest today.]
Can you look back after falling in love? [I support what was said above. I hope Double Happiness can broadcast live the scene of Brother Litchi getting cleaned up when he comes home. Three rocket diamonds have been charged, just waiting for exciting content.]
I don’t know whether it was because he was too resentful in the live broadcast room or because Li Bu was born in the year of the cat. After Shuangxi caught the first big crucian carp, he also caught several black carps and crabs in succession.
Not to mention Li Xiaowang, he caught more than half a bucket of fish, and if he went home to kill them, Li Bu and his three families would probably be unable to finish them all.
It was only Li Bu, the unlucky guy, who caught only one field snail after fishing for more than two hours.
Take a look at your harvest
Look at the harvest of double happiness
Let’s take another look at Li Xiaowang’s gains
Li Bu took out a one-dollar bill directly from his pocket and asked Li Xiaowang with a smile: "Xiao Wang, please tell my uncle now whether you caught the fish in this bucket or my uncle caught it."
It was my uncle who caught it, right, my lovely classmate Xiao Wang, haha..."
"My uncle caught it, but he has to take it to my house to cook it, because my mother likes to drink fish soup and eat fish meat." Faced with Li Bu's one-yuan bill, Li Xiao
Wang gave in without insisting.
When they saw Li Bu using his money power to cover up his inability to catch fish, Shuangxi, Huang Xiaoli, and the millions of fans watching the live broadcast all thought of this sentence: "This is so fucking...