Chapter 9: Qualification Certificate of Scrap Group Membership
"Taoist, I feel that you have changed a lot recently." Lei Dazhuang really felt this way. His brother seemed to have changed into a different body as soon as he started exercising.
"I also feel that I have become more handsome recently." Tang Shidao responded calmly.
"Hold the grass! I take it back, you haven't changed, it's just that my eyesight has become old for a while." Hearing such a familiar voice, Bai Lei was relieved. The good brother has become stronger through exercise, and he has matured by studying hard.
Some people are still the same people, the recipe is still the same, the seasoning is still the same seasoning, and the preservative is still the same pack of preservative.
As long as your brother remains the same, you won't be afraid if you change gender.
"Tell me, what do you want to fart when you stick up your butt?" Tang Shidao knew very well what kind of person Lei Dazhuang was. This person usually only wanted to fart, and it was difficult for him to speak seriously.
"If I hold a piece of grass, I can't be a serious person. Although I am a little far away from a serious person, I have tried hard to move closer in this direction." Lei Dazhuang has a disease that will lead to death if he is not mean-mouthed.
Really, it's quite serious: "Taoist priest, let's get down to business. We just made a bet with the top students in Class 311, and we have a chance to win free midnight snacks for a week."
Tang Shidao was speechless. If you didn't mention it, you might lose the midnight snack for a week.
Lei Dazhuang quickly added: "Don't worry, I have already thought about it. With the strength of our class 314, it is impossible to lose. Isn't there going to be a school anniversary in a few days? Each class will put on a show to stir up the atmosphere. This time, use
Mobile phone democratic voting guarantees no fraud. We bet against Class 311, whoever has more votes for the program will win, and whoever loses will be treated to supper for a week. Do you think a bunch of nerds can compare with us? This time
We will definitely win, hahahaha."
"Before I bury you alive, let me ask you, what are your plans?"
"This still requires planning, don't worry, we will definitely win." Lei Dazhuang's body shape is not proportional to his brain. He is 1.95 meters tall, strong and slightly fat, and there is no one in the entire tea city who can compare with him. It's a pity.
, his brain probably only has one tablespoon.
Tang Shidao was also desperate.
No need to plan?
Let’s not talk about the excellent grades of a class. There are quite a few people who know piano, violin, accordion, electronic organ, guqin, dulcimer, yueqin and morinouqin. How can you compete with them? Not to mention their own abilities, a top class is born with a high aura. Even if everyone performs a show
It's about the same level, and it's impossible to vote for a scumbag like you by voting on your mobile phone.
Democratic voting is the greatest injustice!
"No, our senior class suddenly got involved in this matter. Did we agree that academics are the most important thing?" Tang Shidao thought of the key point. The sky is big and the earth is big, how can the college entrance examination be such a big deal?
"I took the initiative to sign up." Lei Dazhuang said confidently.
"I'll give you a chance to confess before I strangle you to death. Tell me, how did this happen?" Tang Shidao suddenly felt that there was something wrong here. Lei Dazhuang had a problem with his brain, and Class One had a problem with his mind. It felt like
They are plotting something secretly.
"They wanted to find a white beauty to perform with a talented and beautiful woman, so I took the initiative to support and argued with them, and that's it." Lei Dazhuang said matter-of-factly.
Tang Shidao believed it, Lei Dazhuang's recklessness was always high.
What's more, when it comes to white beauty, it would be strange if the male hormones in the class don't explode.
Mentioned White Beauty.
She is also a girl in Class 314, with a bad appearance and a national treasure status. She is the goddess that twenty-four male animals swear to protect for life... This means that the swimsuit photos on the hard drive will not be deleted for life! I remember when I was in the first year of high school, Tang Shidao
I have the same feeling that just looking at the white beauty will make me blush. I can’t describe my feelings now. After all, a mage sees things from a different angle than a human.
Bai Meiren's surname is Bai.
She was pink and cute since she was a child, and her fair complexion was extraordinary, so she was named "Beauty" by her parents who had not been cured of the secondary disease. She has continued to be so beautiful when she grew up, and now she has grown to the level of beauty. Bai Meiren's parents are very ordinary working people. It is said that the white beauty is protected by noble people, so she has not been harassed so far.
Life aspect.
Bai Meiren's grades are neither good nor bad, her cooking is neither good nor bad, her paintings are neither good nor bad, she likes to sing, which is neither good nor bad... In short, besides Apart from being absolutely beautiful, she has basically no merit.
Unfortunately.
For high school male beasts, as long as a person is beautiful, there is no need for other advantages.
"I have three strategies, top, middle, and bottom. Which one do you want to hear?" Tang Shidao knew the mentality of male animals to protect the class beauty. After all, youth is so wasted that you would be embarrassed to call yourself a young man unless you are crazy.
"The best solution?"
"Bury you alive. If you die without any evidence, you won't be considered a loser." Tang Shidao was not polite, and he was idle even when he was idle.
"Let's talk about the middle strategy."
"After burying it alive, dig it out, and bury it again in a different hiding place so that they can't find it." Tang Shidao optimized his previous plan.
"The next best thing is not to dig it out again and throw it into the sea, right?" Lei Dazhuang felt that he was going to lose now.
"No."
"Then what's the next step?"
"You go on stage and sing!" Tang Shidao said seriously.
"It's better to bury me alive." Lei Dazhuang jumped when he heard this. Singing is too far away from him. It's about as far away as the Earth Emperor and Moon Emperor. If he let himself let go, there would be no place for the school anniversary. How many people can survive? Half a song can make the karaoke bar owner waive the bill, and all he wants is to leave quickly. Can ordinary people withstand this power?
"Only now do you know that you will lose." Tang Shidao laughed angrily.
"Teacher Yang said we can win." Lei Dazhuang was unconvinced.
"The Emperor of Qin asked you to give me money before you died, but why didn't you do it? Tell me how the head teacher deceived you." Tang Shidao wanted to hear the adult's reasoning.
"Teacher Yang said... Regarding the performance program, based on our appearance, we must write the script well, plan carefully, rehearse carefully, work together, be serious, and use 200% of our efforts to do it well, otherwise It’s not interesting. We are not far from the college entrance examination, so we can’t waste time like this, so there is an easier way: find a beautiful woman and let her go on stage. You don’t have to worry about it. Just twist it a few times and you have a good chance of winning.” Lei Da The Eight Classics of Zhuang Zheng'er added another sentence: "This is Teacher Yang's experience in teaching for many years, and it is correct."
Faced with such a reasonable statement, Tang Shidao was speechless.
Beauty Bai will go on stage and twist a few times.
A solid win.
"Is she willing to go on stage?" Tang Shidao ignited a little fire of hope.
"I don't want to." Lei Dazhuang poured a bucket of cold water down.
All right.
Science has once again proven that the Earth Emperor Planet is round, and everything is back to where it started!
Back to the classroom.
Tang Shidao saw that the male classmates all turned their heads and stared with expectation. Don't get me wrong, because Tang Shidao had the highest level of masturbation, and the students who were too addicted to the game thought he was omnipotent. He had solved troubles once or twice before. It's something, so he plays the role of Lei Xia steadily. For example, in the class Lei Dazhuang is annoying with his foul mouth, but he is not annoying. The key is that his body is very safe, and the classmates need this kind of shamelessness. The stormtrooper of the brain.
The decisive battle is imminent.
Tang Shidao calculated the strength of his 'teammates'. Well, the winning rate is a bit high, almost exceeding 0.1%.
Compared with the top student in Class 1, Gao Fushuai, all members of Class 314 have membership certificates. For example, the best class president, Wang Hui, has good grades, good family background, a good face, a good temper, and basically no shortcomings. The only shortcoming is:
short!
The word "short" is a critical hit, right?
not yet?
There is also a classmate named Wang Xiaohui in the class, whose name is one character different. He is a little over 1.8 meters tall.
A fatal blow, right?
As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison. In the three years from the first year of high school to the third year of high school, class monitor Wang Hui and Wang Xiaohui never took a photo together. From this point of view, the class monitor is still very tough, and he actually endured three years without transferring to another school.
Let’s talk about other comrades.
Sportsman Hu Dong is strong and healthy, but: ugly!
The Chinese language represents the Song Dynasty, and he is cultured and knowledgeable, but: fat!
Mathematics representative Zhao Qi is extremely smart and has excellent grades, but: crazy!
My best friend Lei Dazhuang, a classmate, is tall and powerful, and his family still has money, but: he is mean-mouthed! He is stupid! He is impulsive! He has a bad temper! He loves to make trouble... I will omit a hundred items below. I will say that I actually have a fatal flaw: poverty!
Such a group of players can't even win against a top student in the class, but they still want to challenge the same class. Haha, the difficulty is really more difficult than the men's football team from the Zulong Kingdom trying to win the World Cup.
"What are you afraid of? It doesn't matter if you are in the same class, don't be a coward." Lei Dazhuang has a good habit of taking pictures of his wallet without saying a word, in the style of a nouveau riche.
The meaning is obvious.
If you lose, you don’t have to pay. I’ll pay for the midnight snack. But: you can lose, don’t be a coward!
When the students saw it, they immediately felt relieved and sang a song "It doesn't matter" loudly.
Everyone's eyes said: Just have fun with Tang Shidao, and we can be responsible for raising the flag and shouting.
Seeing the performance of these pig teammates, Tang Shidao suddenly wanted to laugh. What should a senior high school student look like? This is what a senior high school student should do: do it if you don't accept it, don't be cowardly! Young people are not impulsive. Wait until you are eighty years old to be passionate.
.It is not what a mage should do when things happen, but it is completely consistent with his status as a high school senior.
This is the real flavor of life.
Facing a group of rich and handsome men, do we need to ask you how much you can worry about, five people in four pits and twenty shots?
No!
When it comes to performances, Tang Shidao can make a guest appearance as a magician, transforming into a crow or a living wolf. If he uses elementary transformation techniques, he can put on a magic show that shocks the world. A mere school anniversary show is not enough.
You may lose, it depends on how you want to enjoy this youthful life of 'don't be cowardly, just do it'.
"Fat man, let's go out and talk." Tang Shidao thought for a while and decided not to make too much noise.
After leaving the classroom, I walked up to the roof.
Seeing that there were no talents around, Tang Shidao said: "Fat man, help me get some of these things. I can find a way to put on a show worth watching. You are responsible for finding the training venue. Just practice with me for a few nights."
Lei Dazhuang was a little surprised: "Okay, the things and the venue are easy. But you can do it. I've never seen you do this before?"
Tang Shidao did not explain: "Okay, you will find out tonight. Remember not to look too far away, and don't talk too loudly about our prepared program. If you want to win, keep your mouth shut, okay? I guess class one
There is a good program waiting to trick us, let Zhao Qi go investigate. He is crazy, but his brain is several times better than yours."
Lei Dazhuang made an OK gesture, indicating that he was bound to win.
night.
Tang Shidao entered the Mage Network to look for interesting illusion magic.
"Wait a minute, young man. Give me 1 point of mana and I'll give you a big gift bag for free." Scarecrow rarely spoke.
"No." Tang Shidao was deceived too much and decided to let the bullets fly for a while when something happened.
"You've become smarter? Not bad. Here are your gifts, which are a lot of alchemy materials and an alchemy making table. The other party paid 2 points of mana in advance, and he has 1 and you have 1, so you don't have to pay." The Scarecrow is indeed there.
It's a lie, I guess Tang Shidao really took it as soon as he gave it to him.
"There is no such thing as a free lunch. Who is the other party? What does he want?"
"It's called Blue-Eyed Fox. It belongs to the half-beast race and wants to make friends with you." The Scarecrow naturally conveyed the message word for word after receiving the money.
Tang Shidao was surprised when he heard this.
The mages on the Mage Network generally use nicknames, or directly refer to their race. The opponent is called Blue Eyed Fox, and he is a half-beast race, so he must be a very smart race. The mission has 2 mana points, the alchemy production table has 5 points, and a lot of materials.
No less than 30 points, so the other party gave me a total of 37 points as a gift.
The other party has no request, which is more troublesome than "having a request".
Debts are easy to repay!
Favors are hard to repay!
"Can you tell me the reason?" Tang Shidao asked.
"1 point of mana." The scarecrow answered immediately. It was still the same attitude, the same tone, and the same temper that would kill you if you didn't give money.